Kiss my mutt

Brett is ragging on Olivia’s house but gets all butthurt she doesn’t like his trashed bachelor pad. He’s saying let’s not talk about where we’ll live right now cause he knows it’s over. What an insecure little prick.

Did you know Doug wants to have sex with Jamie every day because she’s so frickin desirable? I’m the pretty one. I’m the pretty one!

Maybe go back to teaching aerobics?

I also have to think Jihoon’s mother was having a little fun with her but can’t say that I blame her. Japchae is my favorite Korean dish. I make it all the time. Of course, lazyass Deavan only buys her vegetables prechopped.

Best casting decision ever. Bravo to Bravo! Now, who’s going with her?

According to the article, Page Six got the information from the Daily Mail which is not very reliable though I think it’s likely that she was going to be fired and they allowed her to bow out gracefully. She used to be my favorite, but watching her deteriorate into a drunken, raging, bitter alcoholic was disturbing. Definitely for the best.

Brittany: “What’s a relationship without a little crazy?” Me: “A good one?” Deavan, learn how to say a few words in Korean would go a long way toward establishing good Will.

You know it’s bad that Cheesedick speaks better Spanish than Kenny. He’s so obnoxious at the restaurant.

Of course Deavan only buys her vegetables precut! She’s such a moron.

How much rehashing is there left to do at this point. At least Love after Lockup has some new people. I may start watching that again.

He probably thinks he’s “unequally yoked”. I predict a huge fall from grace and then a desperate attempt at a redemption story.

I’m not even sure he wants to pastor a church. I think he likes pretending like he’s MacArthur’s golden boy and the perks, living in Hollywood he’s obviously getting that the other students aren’t, but he’s just basically like the waiter who’s waiting for his big break into stardom. God needs to get this boy some hard knock life humility. He can’t serve two gods if he’s really a Christian.

I do wonder if part of what keeps S/J together is the money they get from the show which could definitely help get her wig line off the ground and supplement their incomes. Of course that could be said for other couples as well.

I can’t say my opinion changed that much after reading the article.

Or the gas station attendant for a key to the bathroom.

I would put my money on the latter. I just can’t warm up to them and repeated exposure to them isn’t helping.

I guess that hug and make up session between Denise and Rinna didn’t last too long. What is the fuck you for again? You can still negatively affect your kids even if it’s not you’re intention, but the fact Rinna’s daughters have grown up self absorbed twats, she’s largely responsible. I would be embarrassed to have such insufferable ingrate for kids. She sure hasn’t done them any favors and thinks it’s funny. Harry needs to step up and be a parent instead of running off and burying his head in his rucksack, but it’s probably way too late to make a course correction. Their daughter’s make Lori Loughlin’s daughters look like Miss Manners graduates I’m am so tired of Kyle’s cackling over everything she says like she’s the cleverest person in the room but she seems to be pretty good mother despite being beyond annoying this season.

Luann’s cabaret show seems like it belongs in a Harry Shearer movie meant to be satirical. She’s terrible and embarrassing but I guess she’s been successful from the sound of it. It’s definitely a head scratcher for me that people pay to go to her show.

Leah’s fashion would be great if I wanted to look like a rabid trash panda and Sonja’s is the trash panda collection, Dynasty edition. I haven’t seen any fashion lines created by any of the ho’s that show any talent. Why does every think they need a fashion line, makeup line and all their daughters have to be some fashion model phenoms?

Might get rid of that brick in her tummy though!

I don’t know why they are trying to make me care whether Denise had sex with Brandi. I just don’t and have lost interest in this because that’s taken up the bulk of the last five episodes. I would have given up were it not for this group. Same goes for NYC.

Hasn’t Ramoner has vaginal rejuvenation? Maybe they can try it in her butthole next time.

Must go’s for me are Kyle, Rinna and Erika and Teddi. I wouldn’t miss Dorit either but she had a good season at least. No more Brandi, Kim or Camille on the side either. I’m ready for this season to be over.

That bothers me too. My son has a medical condition (POTS) that causes him to pass out unexpectedly and his dog alerts him when that is about to happen so he can sit down. It requires constant education to the public about the difference and the laws surrounding it and that they shouldn’t try to touch her when she’s working. He even takes her to work so he is able to be employed. So yeah, people that abuse the situation makes it harder for those who genuinely need a service animal.

I don’t find Olivia particularly pretty. She’s a little out of shape and has a bird beak nose and lately her personality has made whatever I found attractive even less so. I don’t think Christina giving Brett a hard time was producer induced. I think she’s just bitchy. Armani’s voice has never bothered me for some reason and honestly teeth brushing doesn’t either except it’s a waste of camera time. I’m glad my husband wasn’t bothered by our income discrepancy when we met. I’m not in a particularly high paying field. I guess it just depends what they put on their preference sheet though. If I requested more parity in income and got a huge difference, that would bother me, but it’s not like they seem to consider them anymore, other in a casual, “whatever” way. I think if someone is getting treatment for depression, but is functional and has found a healthy way to cope with it, I would be perfectly alright with it. I’ve have dysthymia all my life but I have a good treatment plan and it’s doubtful anyone would know unless I told them. Now, untreated depression or any other health condition would be a major cause for concern. I’m not sure if Karen will be able to come around especially since she’s looking for reasons for it not to be. He’s too young, he shows emotions and sensitivity is treated for depression (sounds fairly successfully for the most part), and the whole he’s had 9 serious relationships really throws me since I have no idea how he defines that. I had probably close to that number of monogamous relationships varying in degree of “seriousness” by that age because I’m more comfortable with that arrangement, not that I’m a failure at relationships Karen would be better with someone in their lates 30s but again, as mentioned, you may be dealing with kids, ex wives, and divorce is expensive.