Kiss my mutt

Well, that was boring.

How Henry managed to get this far in life is beyond me. What a baby chicken shit. He is a Donnie Downer and a bump on a log. I could not deal with a guy that passive and freaked out over every single thing. He needs counseling and something to treat whatever his problem is. Maybe testosterone would help.

Can’t help but wonder how the dynamics change if either Armani/Woody or Karen/Miles start having major issues. Hope there is no gang up.

What is it with these women that have always wanted someone to brush their teeth with? I don’t think peeing in front of someone is that big of a deal. I’ve had friends be my lookout when I need to go outside. I could pee in front of husband, if I have to, but it’s not like a bonding experience and I prefer not to Probably not popular, but I’m really liking Karen and Miles.

This is painful and Christina is pretty smug with herself and trying to make Henry feel “less than”. He doesn’t belong on this show and he knows it but he’s not assertive to say no to his coven and douche bro brothers. Did Amelia say she doesn’t know math? That could come in handy, like, let’s say, dosing amount, and being able to interpret test results. I hope I misunderstood. Brett is so frickin disgusting. Time to do an emergency couple swap. He turns my stomach.

Where on god’s green earth did Malia get the impression that she’s beautiful? She’s about as non descript as a saltine cracker v

I’m kinda thinking Henry is just shell-shocked at the moment and is way out of his comfort zone but I think he’ll relax after getting in to the groove a little if Christina lets him be himself and walk all over him. If I had a dad like Henry’s I think I would be very withdrawn just to protect myself. He’s kind of a shithead.

I think Leah is about as trashy as they come but I do appreciate her sticking up for other people and not being intimidated by the others like a lot of new cast members tend to be.

Opium?

I can kinda see telling your parents if you’re living there and they’ve seen you crying or being angry and they ask whats wrong. The only drawback is your friends and family holding a grudge if you go back with him, which I know I would. On another note, Cheesedick sounds less dumb when he speaks Spanish. Any creative folks want to come up with a bingo card with all the catchphrases, malaprops and grammar mistakes on this show? Game wouldn’t last very long though.

I’ve developed rehashing fatigue. I’m just going to watch the new couples and read the comments here. Other than Erika, I find that whole lot pretty repulsive.

And spending Bobby’s money. She will never not bug me. She needs bangs for that forehead.

I liked Blake but he seemed a bit immature especially seeing him on BIP. Definitely ruined it for me. I liked Clay too but he left early, right? I think she’s too good to be on these shows, actually.

I was so disgusted that Becca picked that racist, sexist bigot. Disappointed in her ever since though she didn’t know at the time but he had douche written all over him imo.

Tons of young professional hipsters and no shortage of things to do. They could all go to a ski resort or camping in the off season. That would be fun to watch. That would really reveal who you are. Lol

Or her stank ass twat.

I’m still scratching my head as to why who Denise slept or didn’t is any of their business. She would have been better just saying “and?” and shrug it off. She’s contributing to their making a big deal out of it by getting defensive about it. Teddi is just joyless and boring and I really wonder why she is on anymore.

Henry is definitely awkward but I wonder how much of that is just because he’s being filmed. I know, as an introverted person, if a camera goes on I’m very uncomfortable, but then again, he signed up for it. Maybe his friends pressured him and he’s one of those people pleasers. I wonder about the dynamic Henry and his father had growing up. That man is obnoxious. Way too hyped up. Maybe Amelia and Bennett can compromise by having one biological and one adopted child. They are a quite a bit extra for me but they seem like nice people.

Denver would be great. My old stomping grounds

Captain Sandy loves the ladies so maybe It is a sexist thing. So awful. I would love to see him on Captain Lee’s boat and how he would have handled it. Good point about Anastasia!

Especially when you’ve been there done that though drucillas father didn’t even get that far.

Michelle keeps shrinking in height every time I see her. Won’t be long before she has a dowager’s hump and eventually her bones will pulverize into dust, leaving behind that ubiquitous blue shirt and a Toni curl perm.

At least the babies have an excuse, unlike Asuelo. I honestly don’t know why someone would have a second kid with him knowing what kind of lazy childish person he is. Okay, Angela, I need you to stop talking about your uterus.

I mute the tv when Larissa comes on and just use CC. She and Debbie have the most annoying voices. This episode is pretty boring.

The syngin that just landed in SA looks a lot different then the syngin that landed in the US by about fifty pounds. Debbie is only in her 60s so she could live another 30 years and probably will like most ornery people do. I call bs that she’s some disabled old lady that is incapable of taking care of herself. Maybe Coltee has Stockholm syndrome after being guilted his entire life. Without the promise of a green card, the only sex he’d get is with himself. Whoever said they should be on Smothered is spot on.