Shelby

You're a better person than I am, but I have no shame in snarking on that beastly brat. My husband and I don't have kids, and I don't have any exposure to them really. However, I thought it was hilarious how Leah was so sick in the car that she was practically in tears but the second she got to the Fantasuites she was suddenly happy and well and jumping on the bed.

Maci is really stupid, jointly buying that home with her loser boyfriend that doesn't want to marry her.

My goodness, Sophia is ugler than a troll doll. Her facial features are unfortunate enough that she doesn't need to be making hideous faces constantly. I hope those janky teeth are her baby teeth and that they fall out and are replaced by ones that look human, not animal. It seems she's her mother's daughter, ugly behavior and all. Her thrill over Simon worries me. I hope she doesn't grow up to be overexited at any guy that crosses her path, with subsequent sluttly and non-self-respecting behavior.

Of course those are the names of trashy Krystal's brats.Sophia's speech and enunciation sadly mimicsFarrah's annoying baby talk way of speaking to her. I can't be too upset at Maci's presence on the show, because we get to see her super adorable puppy.

Chevy Nova may come out of April's care completely unharmed and unscathed. Personally, I wouldn't leave a pet - no, a houseplant - in her care.

Nobody "nailed her to a wall". The discussion was whether it was a good idea for a recovering addict to be drinking or not. I trust you that you are "an expert". But once again I'm talking about my opinion of what I've seen about Amber, not about you. As far as her being on antipsychotics, your statement is the first I have heard of that. If it's true, a quick Google search shows that mixing alcohol with antipsychotics can be dangerous. I don't think anything more needs to be said on this. You think and occassional drink for Amber is not a big deal. I feel that at this point in her life, it's an added obstacle and an unneeded risk.

This is about our speculation of what we've seen of Amber. Her decisions are so poor when she's sober, that she probably shouldn't drink, period. She's had trouble with the law, failed in receiving custody of her child, has addiction problems, and doesn't have a typical stressful lifestyle (career, etc) that she needs a drink to unwind. The pros vs. the cons of her imbibing are nil. I don't see any benefit to her drinking. She needs to get her life together. She's also put on a lot of weight and leads an inactive lifestyle. No need for empty calories. As with all these Moms and kids, we wish them and their kids the best. When one has so many problems they are struggling with, why add anything that could even potentially be a problem (like alcohol)?

Lol @ 2 minutes! They seem like they have a platonic, roommate-style relationship. I bet they are hardly ever intimate.

I like Sophia too, I just couldn't bring myself to write anything nice about her shrew mother, not even the name she picked for her kid. Someone on one of the shows had a Neveah, heaven spelled backwards. These poor kids. In the future, if they are the types to try to get proper jobs, I can see the resumes they send out going straight to the trash.

Agree that the TM baby names are the worst, save for Leah. I guess Bentley can go by Ben, if he's not too much of a momma's boy to do it. Is Jade really a normal name these days? It rings stripper-ish to me.

In that picture, her implants look square and there's a dent in her cleavage.

Loved the host telling the women to shut up. Andy Cohen could really take a lesson from him.

In the June 1 US Weekly, which I received today, an small write-up confirms the final JM/AP scenes were filmed separately and that body doubles were used. Not really news because we already knew that, and because it's US Weekly.

Even before the baby, they have always had dogs. Just being a good dog parent should involve walks when the weather permits. If she really wanted to exercise, she could easily do it without a gym. She seems like the type to spend money she doesn't have on a gym membership, go a few times, and then just waste the membership. I couldn't agree with you more about people who treat their parents terribly. One day, when Farrah loses her parents, instead of feeling regretful about how she treated them she will make it all about herself and do her ugly fake cry. She might miss their presence, but only in regards to what they could do for her. I'm actually scared for parents, if they are ever incapacitated in their old age mentally or physically. I can see Farrah committing serious elder abuse.

I don't disagree about their relationship, but I don't think getting out of that relationship will make either one of them change. They're both inherently lazy. They'll continue on as they are independently, or just find a new like-minded lazy person to latch on to.

Really, who wants to wear a a wedding dress that was in style 2 years ago (almost 3 by the time the wedding is scheduled to take place)? Anyway, I thought that rhinestone-encrusted dress was just awful.

Those were good times. When I was a kid in the 70s, there was never a car seat for me or my baby brother. I used to put my legs up on the dashboard and my brother would sit on my legs so he could see out the front window. Once my Mom came to a sudden stop and my brother flew into the windshield and smashed his teeth. It was a bloody mess. The general consensus from the doctor and everyone else was that it was no big deal because they were his baby teeth.We also had one of those cool station wagons that had two seats that faced out the back window instead of a trunk. Everyone used to fight over who would get the "back back" seats. Once we got rear ended, and facing out the back and watching it happen was really scary. No seat belts, of course.

It was the natural thing for Amber to do in Vegas. The psychic was the only form of entertainment that provided a couch.

Honestly, with what comes out of his mouth it wouldn't matter if he was the most handsome fellow alive. He'd still be completely undesireable. Cate deserves much better and I hope she sees it before going through with the wedding. I was rolling my eyes at him going on about finishing his degree. He'll never do it, and I wonder how he'd like it if Cate went off repeatedly about it the way he spouted on about her weight.

Oops - I misunderstood.

These Teen Mom kids are so stupid I'm surprised they can figure out how to make a phone call, let alone fix a phone glitch.

Farrah's personality is so offensive that she can't scrounge up one phony friend to do scenes with her. I'm certain the neighbor is getting paid by MTV to put up with stupid visits from Farrah. Sophia is really unattractive, but Farrah doesn't need to make it worse with her trashy, dated styling of the poor child.

I have seen the Law School Stripper before. He was on some stupid reality show on E! about a bunch of drunk losers who get sent to a nice home on the beach. I have no idea what they were competing for.What I remember about him from the few episodes that I watched was that he was a low down dirty stripper who stole all of his moves from a stripper friend. He was also really broke. Back then, he had dropped out of Law School. That was a few years ago, so I think this clown hasn't been going to classes for a long time, or he would have graduated by now.

I guess the Healer's powers don't work on black eyes. Not one bachelor in this group seemed likeable. Caitlyn looks like she's sucking on a lemon all the time. I'm out for this season.

That was really lame for a regualr episode, let alone a season finale. The only thing that might have saved it is if Quinn shot Huck dead, then turned the gun on herself. That, and Mellie killing Fitz. What is with Liv's affinity for boring, dorky white guys? Even though this episode led us to believe Jake and Rowan are history, I'm sure that's not the case. The only thing I can possibly look forward to next season is Elisabeth as Chief of Staff, however short lived that will be. Thanks for nothing, Shonda!