Shelby

I must be deeply loyal to FI. When Schwarttz was getting his hair flat ironed, I felt bad for the original FI. I miss seeing him primping and preening himself! Chunky sweater, and DH and I couldn't help but laugh and make jokes about how chunky she looked in it! Eh, all these losers make me want to blow chunks!

Yay! Only two non-speaking seconds of Muppet and Nugget! Schwartz makes me sick. I don't care if he made out with a girl, but the way he lets his scummy freak friends treat Katie is just disgusting. She should kick him to the curb for that alone. Assi looked very fat/pregnant, esp in the awful fitting cropped sweater. Fattish for her, anyway. Jax's therapist creeps me out! She so unprofessional and seems totally into him.

My little brother actually lives in West Hollywood. When I was out visiting him last, I begged to go to SUR to see these losers suck at their jobs in person, but my brother said he would be embarassed to be seen there and wouldn't take me.

Stassi is such a prissy name, I just couldn't bring myself to type it last night.

She brought out one glass of Pinot and gave it to Lisa. I can't stand Assi living a life of leisure and lunching with Vanderbucks like she's on equal footing. I want the show to get back to the antics of it's loser staff!

DH always says Stassi has a flat ass, and a jaw like a guy.

I'm really nostalgic for Kristen's awfulness, so I'll never FF her. I do loathe Muppet, but if I have to suffer through him to see her crazy, I will.Dxmn Stassi is taking up too much screen time with her over-crafted reasons for dropping by. You're histoire and nobody cares!!! Beat it, hit the road, scram, get lost!!!

This show is so snark worthy, yet hardly any posts. I guess barely anyone is watching. :(

I've been off of work since Wed. This long weekend is making Monday seem like it's taking forever to get here!

hee hee!

Even more than Reed's fantastic splits, Natalie's "look at this fool" with her side-eye o him had me cracking up. I've grown to really like her! Thank you, Oho!

Can someone please give me an idiot-proof explanation of what exactly Keith did wrong at TC? I can't stand him or his idiot son, and wasn't really paying attention to what he said. I'm so sick of seeing him spitting I usually look away when he's on the screen. Gross me out the door!

I don't remember who said it, but this brings to mind the "consult the mactor mactician" comment, which in the context it was said, is the most hilarious thing I have read on the VR forums.

Everyone here is saying how attractive she is. It all goes away as soon as she opens her mouth. I can't stand her. Thank goodness for FF.

What species of animal was that, shown at the very beginning in night vision?

David came off as an older gay gentleman in this episode. That, or he and Yolanda have a platonic, roomate-style marriage. He walks in the door to have his wife greet him in sexy black lingerie, and she doesn't even get a kiss? Just a shy giggle, and "I don't know what to say." I've been married 18 years, much longer than them, and if I greet my husband in lingerie, we are not just sitting down to dinner as usual. No red-blooded, straight man would sit down and eat his dinner and chat about the day sitting across from a half naked woman in black lace. Their whole marriage seems phony. I'm sick of having Yolanda force upon us how perfect everything is.

I LOVE IT! I just wish it wasn't so cute, she doesn't deserve it!

My DH didn't recognize Schemer without the makeup and slutty clothes! We both thought she looked much prettier, and much younger without the makeup shoveled onto her face. Anyone but Arianna (hey! We need a nickname for her!) Please! Ofc Cigarette Sally is first choice, but I'd take anyone sufficiently crazy. Bring back crack addict, bathroom sex, Laura Leigh even.

How are you viewing these shows, Once? I don't know where to find them.

Agreed that Jax's head is huge, but Jax does not strike me as burly. Actually, although these guys have muscle definition from the gym, they all seem like short skinny pipsqueeks to me. But I'm from the Midwest.

I don't know how anyone can stand to be around awful Bleona for a second. I was really happy for Massimo when he landed the job, although from what little we've seen, his acting isn't very good. DH looked him up while we were watching the show, and apparently he's done a lot of movies (almost all of them being straight-to-DVD). Fawni's are was a bunch of scribbly mess. I love her cute lion cut cat! Rockstars and Angels clothes do not look very modern. I could win a shopping spree there, and I wouldn't want anything. It's all so unoriginal and dated.

Loved Schwartz handing Lisa his dirty, crumpled shirts from his scummy backpack. Everything Jax did after he woke up from surgery rang false to me. The caressing of the nurse's face, the "I love you." I don't believe any of it. I think he was pretending/acting like he was really drugged, but he knew what was going on. Jax, you don't have to try to be funny. Your pathetic, loser life is funny enough. I'm over Stassi and want her gone from my screen. Her hair and clothes are boring, even for a middle aged woman (which is the look she appears to be going for). She doesn't work at SUR. I don't care to see her drop by every episode for drinks and food. She adds nothing to the show and takes time away from the dysfunctional interactions of the rest of the staff. She can go anytime, and take kiss ass Kristina with her. Katie has no future with a guy like Schwartz, unless she wants to continue girlfriend status and probably continue to squander her money on him. What was up with grimy pimp James saying his parents were friends with Lisa over & over? Didn't Lisa make it clear he only met his mother once? And if Dear Mummy got the idea for him to work there, why was he begging and groveling for his job back like the Queen's life depended on it? Go back to England and get a waiter job serving up bangers and mash or whatever. I laughed so hard at Schwartz saying their lives were all a 10 out of 10, or whatever he said. None of them are in the career they really want, they are waiters/servers, they are pushing 30, and they have crummy apartments. I'd give their lives a 4/10 tops, one of those points being soley for the fact they live in sunny SoCal, and get to avoid winter! These people are such a mess.

She used to be on One Life To Live, many years ago. Lots of obligatory lingerie scenes... she has an enviable figure, but that's where it ends with her.Her acting was exactly the same on OLTL. You can barely tell she's playing a different character on TGW.

What a lackluster episode. I couldn't care less about the whole stabbing a teacher storyline. Grace is an idiot. Alicia has become one of the most unlikeable characters on TV. Finn and Alicia fizzle. I usually enjoy the Lemond scenes but not tonight. Geneva is having an affair, who cares? So when does this lame show return? I saw it's not on next week (commercials for The Mentalist), but no dramatic promos about a return date.

It seems that most of the stars ofthis show are wealthy... Yannick, Bleona, Sascha, Isabel. How is sweet Massimo funding his life here?