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Wait... so Caila stated her last relationship ended because they met on a plane, and she kept waiting for her heart to catch up with the story of meeting on a plane? Her heart is in for a long wait to catch up with the story of dumping her boyfriend to meet boring Ben on The Bachelor. Ofc, we know she's likely to be the next Bachelorette, but if not, maybe she should meet her next guy at the grocery store or on eHarmony.

Pets are living beings in our care, not objects to be spray painted. On a practical level, if I spray painted even that small heart on my dog, that color would end up on my carpet and furniture. I enjoyed seeing Daymond's break up with the cup guy. After the Jesus Socks episode, I was afraid all of the BtT episodes were going to be filled with manufactured drama with happy endings.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

On the black and white flashback footage of Tom getting the tattoo, they only show him from the waist up, which is weird because this show has no problem showing us butts.

Even if her parents were wolves, she still dumped the burden of care on her sister. If her parents are the problem (which I doubt), she and HarryHamlin could fund caregivers to give her poor sister a break. I just doubt her parents are monsters. If they are, she should be keeping her kids away from them.

HA HA HAaaaaaa!

The way his eyes are constantly darting around for no reason makes me think he's insecure or looking for approval. Really idk what he's looking at, but it's shifty. He is meek and oh-so-boring. If I had to go on a date with him, my mind would be wandering all over the place wondering when it was going to end. Doing laundry sounds better than a date with Ben.

You're not missing out on anything, other than some horrific boob jobs. Those women are so boring (and their accent isn't the easiest to understand).

Well, Paris did say Kim K's ass looks like cottage cheese in a trash bag, which still makes me laugh hysterically to this day!

I've seen Chef Fang on a few reality shows where people get their implants removed. The only one I can remember by name is MTV's True Life called "My Implants are Killing Me" or w/e. That doctor, when she speaks, touts herself as the best implant removal specialist in the world. LOL!!!

Ben is a dork. There's something insincere and creepy about him to me. I could see dates with him being very awkward and uncomfortable. I can't put my finger on what's wrong with him, just a strong gut feeling.

Poor Yolanda, her diminished mental capacity made her put the milk in the cabinet! And she had to point it out for the housekeeper! Eileen's dog is so freaking adorable. I would love to snuggle with that big furry fella!

I am just mortified for Erica Jane. Her costumes look like the tacky bodysuits Vegas dancers wore back in the early 90s (except those performers were in their 20s).

I have never thought of one nice thing about LisaR, so I'll say that I do like that when we've seen her travel (Amsterdam, Philly, etc.), she wears comfortable shoes instead of traipsing through airports and new cities in silly 5 inch heels.

Aren't pear-shaped diamond rings worn with the point facing up? It seemed like Tom put the ring on Katie upside down.

It was so funny why Tom showed the doctor his tattoo, and she flatly said, "You don't need to bend over." Flashback to him showing everyone the flaming A and he really bent over. I hope that was Tom's personal Brita pitcher he was drinking out of, but even if it was, ew. Lala constantly referring to herself in the third person bugs me so much. Congrats to Katie for finally getting engaged like she's wanted for so long. I wish these two and their cute pup a long life of happiness. Eta: I was embarrassed to post this, but I cried too watching the proposal.

I tried to watch this, but I FFd through almost all of it. I have no interest in Catelynn's seemingly loveless marriage. Maci's stupid, loser boyfriend has such a gross beard that I can't look at the screen when he's on. Amber's creeper boyfriend is also too icky to look at with those teeth. Amber, the boyfriend and Gary all just look like they smell so bad. I'm not tuning in for that bitch Farrah or her ugly monster of a kid. I'm done with this show and cancelled it on Tivo.

I hadn't seen this. Thanks for sharing it!

I won't share the story of the day my husband and I ran across 7 orphaned baby ducklings trying to cross the expressway and caught them and drove them to the wildlife center in our backseat!

The way she can't spit out a non-humourous statement without stopping multiple times mid-sentence to laugh and shake her head because of her stupid amusement at herself makes me think she's a lunatic in just about every TH! Her poor daughters. They must be mortified at her gross-me-out-the-door wax scene being televised.

I mostly emjoyed this episode, except for Yolanda and LisaR'S gross waxing scene. LisaR can't finish a sentence without stopping 2 or 3 times to laugh at what she said. What does she think is so hilarious that she can't talk like a normal human? She seems insane. Loved the Lisa and Hank scenes. Although to me, the whole point of being Lisa Vanderpump would be the ability to afford a vet who makes housecalls.

I call my husband by his first and last name when I'm really mad at him, only. It happens maybe 3 times a year.You think you're so smart First Name Last Name! You think you're so funny First Name Last Name! You think you can just do whatever you want, don't you First Name Last Name!

I say good for Tom and Erica as well.With regard to her earning her own money, it seems like the ridiculous Erica Jane character exists because her husband funds her costumes, makeup people, choreographers, etc., which is great for him to do to make his wife happy, but no way do I buy that silly performance is making her a breadwinner. She just offsets some of her expenses related to the character.

Thank you!

Erica Girardi seems nice enough, but I'm embarrassed for Erica Jane.