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I can't stop laughing. How do you come up with this stuff???

If Leah encountered a hot, smoking toaster, she'd probably throw a pail of water on it.

Jenelle really is emotionless. We've never seen her truly happy about anything that I can recall. I don't see her enjoying being intimate. I don't even see her faking it, she's not human enough to know what an appropriate response is. She must either just lie there, or mimic something she's seen in a pornographic movie.

I wouldn't be surprised if it is discovered that Nathan is a serial killer. Not even a little.

LOL she certainly would. The Roll is perfect for the role of Jigglypuff in your Pokémon scenario! In fact, I'm just going to call him that in my mind from now on.

Bitter, I think you (fortunately?) missed one of Mona's posts. That's not Dr. Pepper in her Dr. Pepper bottles.

If I keep reading this thread in bed and giggling, the kicks I'm getting will have my legs so blue they'll match Leah's poor Juggalo/Espurr cat's face. At least when I wake up, Thursday and a new episode will be tomorrow! Nite all!

I'm shocked anyone is cruel to a Pharmacy Clerk! Why? This is news to me. If I was said Pharmacy Clerk, as described above, I'd be slipping the Pharmacy Tech a Benjamin to fill those jerk customers bottles with some cyanide pills. /me hurls

I can't help but wonder, if the inbred Messer clan read this thread, would they just think this sounded like THE event of the century?

I wish there was a breakdown of all the Teen Moms and their particular personality disorders available. I'm too tired/lazy/uninterested to look, but what are Dr. Drew's qualifications? Is he a Psychiatrist, or at least a Psychologist? He does these girls such a disservice, patting them on the back for things any moron would do, and never calling them out on anything.

I only have a Psych 101 level of knowledge about NPD (and a bit of experience with very brief but exhausting friendship with a woman who suffered from it), but it seems like it would be just as bad or worse for a child to be exposed to than BPD. IIRC, it's the least treatable of personality disorders, because the person who suffers from it never sees that they have a problem. It's always everyone else who has the problem to them. They're victims, martyrs, and place the blame squarely on everyone else.

Grueling day at work...lmao that Kazu's roundtable planning is still going! Y'all c'mon in in threw the windows when you arrive. Hate to diss one of our own, but if Mona brings Dr. Pepper, she's out on her hind end. Please use the empty Mary Kay blue eyeshadow cases as ashtrays. We're not uncivilized!

After the roundtable feast and festivities, shall we host an exorcism to banish the demonic spirits from evil Gracie?

Have we ever seen Adderall in a dress? Or with her hair done with a headband/bow/barrette? Any form of dress to indicate she's a little girl? Her uniform seems to be ill-fitting, oversized 80s-wash denim, be it jeans, overalls or shorts.

Blue marker on the side to color-coordinate your face? The Hugs will be served with a split, will belwilderment and confusion ensue?

I'll provide the cheetos, canned pasta, and juice boxes that contain zero percent actual juice! Oh, and the libations of course! Hm, what to wear?

Pff... the giggles just got passed over here with that post, Kazu!

I've seen Jenelle called a sociopath and a psychopath by astute observers on this forum. A poster who had personal experience with borderline personality disorder was certain that she identified those traits in Jenelle. I think she screams narcissistic personality disorder. I only know about these things on the most basic, layman level possible. The only thing I can say with confidence is the girl is selfish, cruel and fxckxd up in the head. Edited for typos

That was Adderall, the poor little boy-girl. It doesn't help that Leah dresses her like a farmer. Plus she has that dumb Jermy face. That poor cat, too. In this week's episode, it didn't get to eat until 11pm, and only because sweet Ali fed it.

I certainly hope not. TiVo tells me there will be a Season 3 marathon on August 1, in case anyone here lost their DVR to their crazy ex and needs to rerecord it.

The creepiest, scariest thing about this episode was when Nathan popped out over the railing of the stairs hissing, "STOP THAT!" I screamed.

If anyone finds this post offensive, I'll gladly delete it. My husband and I were sitting on the sofa and I was looking at the photo of the Roll on my phone. DH peeked of my shoulder and said, "He looks like a fat little German Nazi baby." I replied, "His name is KAISER!! I'm on the level!" We looked at one another and just doubled over laughing.

ITA with all, Granimal. Hugs to little Graham!

On top of being the spitting image of Nipples, the Roll appears to be developing an infant obesity problem under Jenelle's care. It's probably his sedentary lifestyle. He's a bouncy-chair potato.

Funny how people see things differently.I saw that color and thought it looked like the walls of the DMV, or an insane asylum. It was a depressing, sedate color you'd paint a place to keep the inmates calm.