Shelby

Historically, my Cheeto love is no secret. However, post Appalachian-Kardashian, I have an unashamed Cheeto fetish.

Oh man, it's after midnight. My alarm is going to kill me when it goes off. Thanks for the laughs and have fun slamming these morons all night. Love killing my Fridays at work reading your posts. Nite all!

That tramp stamp sounds like she's talking about herself. She's the the one person, she's the world. I'm Everything Right?

So now we know that our friend Lemons is a masochist.

I'm 5' 0" and 98 lbs. May I have a free pass to beat the shxt out of her and rescuse Jace, JigglyPuff and the pets?

Well, the Pokemon ref was started by Cheeto, and JigglyPuff was me, but it's everyone's else's fault it never caught on. My life is so hard. I guess JigglyPuff was not dramatastical enough. I have to go do some drugs now to cope.

Jesus Effin Christ!!! Why can't LeHigh ever let baby Germy Junior ever have clothes on for the show. She's always naked except for a diaper. In 14 years continue the barefoot and just add preggers.

Well, at least no need for a spendy urn. His cremated remains can fit into one of.Leah's empty Mary Kay blue eye shadow containers.

Meh. Only a TaxNerd wouldn't understand the value of crappy hair extensions and a sweater with cheap blue rhinestone epaulettes that are a classic piece of wardrobe and can be worn 1000 times. Ofc, such a fine garment NEEDS a 6k washer dryer. Dxmn bean counter. :p

Leah must certainly have a dick-sized genital wart, which must make her happy considering her inability to be without dick for a second.

Oh man, the cancer/AIDS/meth chauffer again. Effin A!

I'll join you and we can make vegan s'mores (well, since we're in hell you can make traditional ones.) Heck, throw some cheetos, and ganja in there, and chug it down with a blue Little Hug!)

Just love Goggles. She's so swwet and smart. Adored her comforting and kissing Jeremy Junior. She's the S. Hawking of the effed up family. Eta: because I blow at typing from my phone.

Why does Chelsea's young friend have gray hair? I have a cat. The cat carrier is in the basement for the few times a year he has to go To the vet. When Smellenelle's cat carrier in the kitchen? Does she stick him in there often? Also, what is with the hideous magenta kitchen???? BItch has no taste. Dear Gawd, Demon child is going to grow to be a wild, out-of-control sluttly teen who get pregnant by some rando even earlier than Leah. Adam's house is John Wayne Gacey-esque. I could totally see him having a few underage naive girls he tricked locked down there, rqaping them for years. Effing loser sicko psychopath.

That scene of Adumb and his creepy, rapey, murdery-looking "friend" taking poor Aubree to the roller rink made me so mad! Adumb knows her so little that he thought she'd love roller skating her first time out on the rink? I couldn't believe he sent her out her first time on skates all alone. I don't have kids (childfree by choice), but I was a little girl once and know what it's like to be scared of new experiences. You can bet that if Chelsea took her to the roller rink, she would have had Aubree securely by the hand the whole time, would have assured her that she'd be safe, and that Aubree would have had a fun-filled first experience on skates and would have loved it!

Good for Barb! I'm so happy to finally see her hang up on one of Jenelle's horrible, ungrateful, profanity-laced rants. Keep it up, Barb!

Ugh, Leah's laaaw-yer mimicked Momma Dawn's "that don't make no sense" about Corey getting the girls during the week. What was up with Leah's exceptionally bad hair and makeup at that appointment? She looked just like Dana Carvey when he dressed like a woman for old SNL skits. Aaaw, Adderall has a Chef Boyardee hat to be dressed all proper-like when eatin' her ravioli! She spits and hits and don't want to wear no shoes! Poor Jigglypuff. That is the fattest baby with the most rolls I've ever seen on an infant. Is Nipples or the Michelin Man the father? If I saw two men like Adumb and his heroin addict looking friend out with a little girl, I would be calling the police to make sure she was safe, and not a victim of kidnapping.

Such funny and observant posts here. I love that this show is on Thursday nights, because coming into work and reading this stuff makes my Friday fly by!

Your new avatar!!! Now how did you manage to get that creepy image? I read this forum when we get into bed at night. Nips popping out hissing "Stop It" will have me screaming and hiding my head under the covers.

I really never wanted to see that nipple shirt again. Jace looked like a mini Village People member. When Gracie looked in the mirror, I was shocked she had a reflection. I was also shocked to see books in Leah's home. Can't Leah put some clothes on Adderall, at least when she's on TV?

It's almost 9 o'clock. "Oh my God, dude. Here we f-ing go again!"

Chelsea seems like a nice person, but doesn't come across as very bright or skilled. She deserves the credit due to her for passing the esthetician classes and exams. However, there's no way I'd let her anywhere near my face, especially with steam, instruments, chemicals, etc.

So Jigglypuff "doesn't know anyone but Jenelle and Nipples." The effects of spending the early years of one's life around just those two will be incredibly damaging to him. I assume Jenelle and Nips have no close friends or family (except for Nips' mom) that are a part of this child's life. He only sees his brother Jace once in a blue moon. Until he starts preschool, his entire world and what he knows will be those two cold, screaming, dysfunctional, mentally ill people. The poor kid hardly has a chance to come out unscathed.

Hee hee! And I can TOTALLY see Nipples doing full Juggalo face paint a la Leah's Espurr when going on his killing sprees. So scary! Maybe that's what he's always doing in the bathroom.