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I wonder if now that Dex is no longer forbidden, Joss will lose interest. ( I'm actually hoping Sonny takes Dex off the Pikeman deal because it's too dangerous for Joss' boytoy. So, by screwing Joss, Dex ends up screwing Michael. Although, what I'm really hoping is that Sonny knows Pikeman is shady and he's been working with Robert to bring Pikeman down, and Michael's idiotic plan blows the bust, putting everyone in danger.)

Heh. I had the same thought, but it was more... How can her business survive if she's relying on VOLUNTEERS for labor!?!? She's got to eventually hire people to do the work.

I'm a hard 'No' on reforming Edward. The only way to believe it is if he acknowledged the wrong he did to Clara and his 'sister' they're both conveniently off the show so he can't be held accountable. Plus, it's only been six months since he tried to drug Lady Babington to get her committed ( and abandoned all responsibility for his own child). I don't care how emo he gets about this teenager, or how many time he gets blasted with a fire hose,you don't forgive that, not in the Regency era.

I think the Zava-ness of it all, actually speaks to Nate's complaint about Ted last season. Ted made Nate feel special, then moved his focus to something else. I wonder if Jamie will start resenting going from Ted's go-to, to being in Zava's shadow. Also, I call BS on Ted referring to Eliza Doolittle as an 'audio-only' performance. Because we all know Ted would know that Julie as Eliza was the stage version, and that Marni Nixon did Hepburn's vocals in that movie.

Pips letter to Liz did get me. And I do like the idea of Steve and Audrey's grand daughter as GH's head nurse, but coming so quickly after her disciplinary hearing, a promotion seems odd.

I'm just glad they're throwing Cam a party at Charlie's NOT Kelly's. I missed a chunk of the show due to Biden. But Joss can f*ck right off telling Cam's mother how tough the breakup was on her. There really isn't a situation Joss can't make about her.

*sigh* so it appears Colbourne is endgame. I was kind of hoping they'd bring back the cute builder/ would be architect for Charlotte. Do the whole "seeing a good guy with new eyes" thing. I like him for Charlotte in S1.

Yeah, the fact that Esme is so adamant that her amnesia absolves her AND that Ryan must have made her do all the bad stuff she's accused of seems right out of Esme's manipulative playbook.

While on the subject of poor pacing, the previews she that Gladys/ Selina Woo ( will Gladys use Sasha's money to pay off her gambling debts) that's another plot point we see once a month. Selina Woo must be the most patient loan shark ever!

That's all he's done, vaguely threaten Austin, now vaguely threatening Austin and Ava. What is the point?

See? Now Liz should remember this feeling the next time she wants to keep SEEKRITS. How satisfying it must be to have Victor try and intimidate her with her criming and she can just say, "yeah, cops already know, Good luck trying to find Nicholas though" Millow continue to be the worst. So, you're telling me to get the treatment I need to save my life, I have to entertain the idea that Nina is not the worst... Hmmmmmmm, not sure the marrow is worth it.

Yeesh, no more babies for a while, please! And on any other show, the scenes with Kristina talking about both her sisters being in happy, healthy relationships, and then them assuring her she would find someone would be a sign that (A) Kristina is about to have a romantic storyline. And/or (B) one or both her sisters relationships will be in trouble ( Yeah, I'm voting for a recast LuLu waking up)

I seriously think they couldn't even show Michael saying 'thank you' to Nina, for any reason. I can't believe anyone finds that character, as written, appealing as a leading man.

I've been saying for a while what Haley Pullos ( Molly) needs is a vocal coach. She talks through her nose and she comes across as perpetually whiny. Loved the Laura/ Spencer scenes, but the blocking in the last scene with Heather was weird. Spencer started moving away from Laura right when Heather started threatening her, and it looked like he was scared of Heather and not protecting his grandmother. Then it became apparent he was trying to get to Esme, but it was really awkward.

I wonder if there will be any follow up to Joss lying to the cops. Heather admitted Joss was the target on New Year's Eve but Britt showed up. I'm still convinced that the stupid Mildew wedding being the same day as the Pikeman shipment had got to be significant. Sonny will be elsewhere when the delivery happens, Dex will be there when shit goes sideways and will get hurt, Joss will find out Michael is Dex's 'employer'

What are the odds that with every cop in Port Charles on that island, Nic's body won't be found? ( I still think Ava's got a shot. 😁)

I know the show is on a tight schedule, but Alexis straight up called him Ryan Chambermaid ( or maybe Chamberman) and they didn't reshoot!?!?!? This has been soapy, ang hallelujah, almost a week without Carly. I know we're all gonna pay for it at some point, but I'm enjoying it.

Yeah, Stella telling Trina "it's not my secre t to tell, but it's big, and affects you and Curtis, and you should ask your mom" is not really keeping the secret. The rationalizations both she and Jordan create, so they can lead people riiiiiiiiiiight up to the information, but avoid actually saying the words, as if that makes them honorable or something.

Also, unintentional laugh of the show. What Willow couldn't say was that the reason she doesn't want to get married in the hospital chapel was because that's where she married Chase, and that... Did not turn out well.

So, clearly the wedding and the Pikeman deal will happen at the same time. So, does this mean Willow will invite Sonny to the wedding, leaving Dex to handle the shipment alone? Can we hope that the Pikeman folks will kill him? Then Joss will learn that he was there on Michael's orders. ( Or will the Carly's be forever drama-free/ consequence free)

I am a strong, black potato woman. ( Line of the week, IMO). I'm glad that they're showing that Jimmy's rule breaking is not the solution he thinks it is. ( The woman returning to her abusive ex, the anxious woman mistaking his encouragement for a come-on) what works for one patient ( Sean) isn't going to work for all of them. (And that Harrison Ford's character is right to be pissed about Jimmy's approach).

Normally I'm totally with you, but since this is a Valentine's wedding, I'm guessing it's part of her color scheme.

So Joss couldn't be bothered to leave her new baby niece/ dying SIL and WALK DOWN THE HALL to the funeral of the woman who died saving her life, but she's totes okay with leaving to attend her friend's mom's wedding. Stay classy Lil' She-beast.

Well, once Rory was killed while Esme was locked up, I think the show did portray her conscience acting up... Talking to Nic about 'public safety' no longer being a motive for keeping her locked up, asking about other suspects etc. I also think finding out Nic is wanted her mom to do to Esme, what she did to Liz, messing with her memory, was the bit that made Liz wash her hands of the whole situation.

Not to mention, Carly did the exact same thing, robbing Nina of time with her daughter, Willow. Carly has waaaaay more in common with Nelle than Nina does. ( No one on the show will point that out though)