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She's her mother's daughter. It's one of Carly's defining traits. The people she dislikes are the worst people who ever existed, which justifies whatever she says or does to them. Bobbie, AJ, Brenda, Robin, Nell, Nina. Joss is the same way. Esme, Sonny, (Spencer when she was mad at him) and with Joss, it's not enough that she hates them, everyone around her has to join. ( Cam got yelled at for not actively hating Esme and Spencer, and Dex gets yelled at for not hating Sonny).

Yeah, my memories of RDA as Jeff are very flimsy, but he did have an affair with Monica before she moved on to Rick. ( And she was married to Alan the whole time). And someone can correct me, but while dating the virginal Annie Logan, I think he cheated on her with Bobbie? ( Like a one night stand)

Ned threatened to expose Carly's insider trading without knowing about Drew/Carly... Why would knowing they were now da- oh never mind. There are just too many different ways this is stupid. Don't even get me started on the psychiatrist treating her own daughter to bury memories of her husband's affair. They are seriously just playing some kind of soap-trope mad lib with these stories.

So we find out that Holly is not brainwashed, and a knowing accomplice of Victor's. ( Possibly compelled, like Valentin). I wonder if we will see Ethan again, as the leverage Victor has on her. Carly chirping away about how strong and centered she is, aaaand it all goes away the second she sets eyes on Nina. Wow, that's some real growth! 🙄 And this totally contrived obstacle to Drew/Carly is idiotic. Michael is her son, she openly admitted she bought the Aurora stock to drive the price up to help her son. No matter what they do, they can't make Drew/Carly interesting or rootable.

And Cam should be older than Molly ( that will never not annoy me... Such is SORAS madness)

I honestly can't remember why Olivia would be so traumatized by the sight of Heather. Olivia didn't have much to do with Franco, so did LiLo share any scenes with HM's Heather? Or is Olivia just having one of her overly dramatic 'Im Italian' moments?

I'm guessing Georgie's bad attitude is her father's doing. Also, she introduced herself like a Game of Thrones Character ( Georgiana, second of her name etc). I really hope Spinelli isn't letting her watch GoT, that is not for kids. I'm glad Nina is peripherally involved in the Cassadine stuff through Valentin. So often on this show, once a relationship is over, it disappears. I'm glad Nina and Val's has evolved into friendship. ( And it keeps Nina from getting isolated in Sonny-land).

From General Hospi-tales... Happy Sonny-shoots-Carly-in-the-head-while-in-labor-with-Morgan-versary for all who celebrate! 😁

Yeah, that was my take, the Baratheons were always boorish, good in a fight or a hunt, but not so much with the diplomacy. Especially the bit of business calling the master, I guess he can't even read. What wasn't clear is, what happens to Otto? He was left waiting for Rhanearhys decision, is he stuck being a POW like poor Edmure Tully? I'm really hoping he spends the war in a dungeon. ( Especially after poor Luke's death)

What I don't believe is Anna, trained spy, was so easily manipulated into losing her cool. Even knowing that Victor is pulling the strings she acts out. That's pure plot point writing. And those drone shots and that dress were doing LW no favors at all. There was one shot where she was looking out at the ocean, and the drone was clearly shooting up at her, and from that angle, she looked like she had a significant gut. I know she doesn't, but yikes! Those drone shots were NOT flattering.

I was trying to remember if Britt and Cody had kissed yet. I had a horrible thought that maybe Cody was actually Peter, and he wanted to get close to Britt to get his stuff back so he could trigger 'super soldier' Drew ( a dropped story) and the Dominique is my mother stuff was to get close to Maxie and maybe kidnap their kid. But I don't know how the whole 'childhood friend of Dante' could fit in. But I think they have kissed and I don't know if he'd actually get incesty to complete his plaaaaan.

I'm just really impressed that Victor has an evil jeweler on standby to create a diamond necklace with a built-in listening device in less than 24 hours. Boy scouts got nothin' on a Cassadine!

Wow... Sonny pulling out all the stops, Morgan, Mike, Deke!?!?! The most telling dialogue of the day. Michael: own up to what you've done. Sonny: No!

Ugh. So, are they gonna have Sonny try to mend fences with Michael so Michael can tell Sonny how awful he is, again?

I'm gonna guess that they're making it look like Esme is the killer, but it will turn out to be her long spoken of but not seen nanny. The nanny is killing off people who helped Trina/ went against Esme with Brando getting offed instead of Joss. The nanny was a disciple of Ryan's and got the nanny gig to raise Esme on his behalf.

But why would Dex keep working for Sonny after the guy was prepared to torture him??? If I was Sonny that would make me super suspicious of Dex for sticking around. Michael can't be paying him enough to stay with the mob. It makes zero sense for him to keep working for Sonny

It was nice. More of this please. There is very little fun in this show. The little bit with VAnna was cute and well done. As was the bit of sass she showed when Ava refused to go home with Nic. It's little character beats like those that are missing. Everyone just careens from plot point to plot point. I'm also intrigued by Valentine's idea to loop Nina in... Maybe he'll convince Victor to let Nina visit Charlotte and arrange an escape that way.

Maybe he did. Maybe Victor figured out how to initiate Drew's mind control and is knocking off PC Residents. Maybe THATS the big thing he's been warning about

I think they overdid it on the tanner... They both looked pretty orange.

That strengthens the theory that Nic and Ava are the new Monica and Alan

Well, given that two of the victims were Sasha's guardian and the lawyer who would take over Sasha's guardianship case, its pretty clear that Sasha has snapped and is, in fact, the Port Charles Hooker. Ava was just wrong place, wrong time. ( Makes as much sense as anything else) 😬

Hopefully all this is a fever dream while she lays trapped beneath the twisted, smoking wreckage of the downed plane. Go toward the light, Carly!

There was a whole lot of WTF in today's show. Carly suddenly cares about her adoptive mother, when she couldn't even be bothered to arrange for her burial? (Jasus did, that's why he was the contact) Sonny runs into some random Mike look-alike who is holding a racing form he found in the garbage who tells Sonny he's needed elsewhere? Brando dies of not-stab wounds?

IMO, the actress is terrible. She says her lines with such a flat affect, and emphasis on weird words that I'd swear she doesn't understand English and is just sounding the words out phonetically.

That would make wonder-child Wiley an incest baby. I don't think the show would go there. ( Dante and Sam sharing siblings is as incesty as this show gets)