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Ooooh, maybe the husband-and-wife team of Julian and Nell were reunited somewhere in the wilds of Pennsylvania and concocted this plan to destroy Sonny and Carly for good!

I know they shoot weeks in advance, but I can't help but think Nina's 'biker chic' crack about Snarly was a direct response to all the talk about the ridiculous leather blazer Carly wore to strut into Crimson's offices as editor-in-chief. (Also, if Alexis and Nina leave the Invader, who's gonna run it? Are they gonna bring girl-reporter out of her coma to take over?)

Especially since Jason experienced Sonny's 'death' during NF, and the fact that he didn't get word to ANYONE for two years is just cruel.

Hmmm... Petite, dark haired, nurturing. Willow is def Jason's type. And WilSon ( 🏐) would make everyone's heads explode, so I'd be all for it. 🤣

It was Marshall who abandoned his family without a word for decades. They can miss me with all this 'lets track down the doctor and make him explain himself'

Alexis can just take a seat. ( Or maybe I just have pile-on Nina fatigue) The paper was bought, the owner hired your boss. That means you have to prove yourself to the boss, not that the boss needs to prove herself to you. Her judginess really grated today. She's been working in media for less time than Nina. Someone on Twitter pointed out that Portia didn't have the stethoscope in her ears when she checked Dante's heart rate... 😆

One of my favorite things about Days was when Susan Banks (Kristen's doppelganger) was allowed to joke about shocking revelations that interrupt every wedding in Salem. I appreciate when soaps do that kind of fourth wall breaking.

Count me among the folks who are liking NuJagger and the longer scenes. But I just can't with the Joss and Dex saved Dante's life nonsense. It will likely be the reason the show handwaves Dex's return because Sonny wouldn't kill the man who saved his son's life, when as a mole who takes orders from someone other than Sonny, Dex should be sitting at the bottom of Port Charles Harbor. ( I'll never understand why they go to the pine barrens when a large body of water is Right. There. For easy body disposal without the need for pesky traceable bullets) Anyone else notice Joss was styled to look even more Carly-like yesterday? The side part really made her look like LW. I can't imagine they would consider a Jarly redux when they're also trying to show mini-Carly and replacement-Jason as a couple. Having mother and daughter both involved with mob enforcers simultaneously just seems really creepy.

So, Sonny uses Karen's stripper name and Stone's death to goad Jagger into hitting him... Weird because I would have sworn he told Nina that pettiness was unforgivable. And they keep trying to make Joss/ Dex an epic love story and it just isn't.

Nitpick... No east coast radio station would have call letters starting with K... It would be W... K is a West of the Mississippi thing It bugs me when they can't get even the little things right.

Willow also repeated the ' Nina was insecure about Carly' bs. That was never on the show. She was hurt and frustrated that while they both did awful things, she got blamed and punished and Carly skated, so she wanted Carly to suffer consequences for something, anything. The gaslighting on this show is just super weird. They know soap fans pay attention, right?

Hey, if Esme is missing/ presumed dead and Nic is going to prison, can we just give Ace to Molly ( she's in the Cassadine family tree) &TJ and end the boring surrogate story?

Maybe Nina could reconsider the new magazine, and do a profile on the widow, vilifying Drew and Carly for their insider trading, and pointing out they both got minimal punishment while people's life savings got wiped out/ lives ruined. ( This would also be a story Alexis should do, but she won't). But Nina could do to Carly what she did with the profile of Ava. The bad press could also cost Drew, threatening his role at Aurora and ELQ. ( Just in time for Jason to return, so he questions Carly's loyalty to him)

I think Drew offered to sell Nina Crimson after Aurora's stock crashed but Nina reminded him that selling the company's most profitable asset was a bad idea. So I hope this is the start of Drew coming undone, he trashes Aurora, then Jasus rises from the dead and Carly dumps him for being a poor substitute for his brother. Can't CM go film a few dozen Hallmark movies and leave us alone. ( Things I want to see happen, but knows they never will: Jason returns and hooks up with Nina, causing Sonny and Carly's heads to explode Team #NinJa)

Heh.. dk how many people will get this reference, but I see you @dubbel zout " Are you ........... wheezy Joe?"

But if Carly gets back with Sonny while Drew is serving time for the crime she committed I will laugh and laugh. ( So much for Carly's 'loyalty')

He tried to put a hit out on Alcazar when he was wooing Carly. Michael shot Kate, and clubbed Stepmommy Claudia to death. The boy has always had issues ( pre and post getting shot in the head)

Seriously. Wasn't Ava attacked by the 'hook' at the Q's July 4th BBQ? After leaving Austin and Mason mid-squabble... We still don't know what Masons deal is, or who he works for?

I almost hope SB comes back so Carly drops Drew like a bad habit ( again) while he's doing time for the insider trading she's 100% responsible for. 😄

Which is weird because the very SECOND Michael found out Wiley was his, he ripped that kid out of the only home he'd ever known. A really interesting beat would have been Michael realizing that what happened to him also happened to Nina ( being told your child was dead and missing out on raising that child). But, CD can't play nuance and the show won't have Carly's kids entertain a single thought that isn't Carly-approved.

Leisl: Soon you'll be able to suck the life right out of my bones! Carly: We can't wait. ( Unintentional moment of humor, or writer commentary on how Carly sucks the life from everything she touches)

So, if Carly's assets have been frozen, and Aurora's assets have been frozen, what are Carly and Mikey living off of? And the way they're setting up this story, with Sonny demanding more info before letting the Pikeman product move through his territory... They have to be going with Sonny working with authorities to bust Pikeman, and Michael/ Dex are gonna blow it.

So, the Carly clan will be outraged by the fact that Carly's crime was reported, rather than that a crime was committed. Everyone will blame Ned. Michael and Carly will be under suspicion. Now would be a great time for Nell to return from the dead and sue for custody of Wiley. ( Father under indictment, step-mother-aunt at death's door, paternal granny under indictment, and Sonny in trouble over Pikeman)

Not to mention, Michael bribed a DA to get Nina arrested for the completely made up crime of identity fraud. (And is conspiring to get his father tossed in federal prison) so Michael can go kick rocks.

I'm assuming it was when they'd hold events on the boat ( Britt's bday, Liz/ Franco wedding) so I'm not sure who wore a hoodie to either. 😁 I don't follow LW on Twitter, but she's been showing up in my feed lately, and she mentioned being excited about a trip to Paris... Can we hope that we'll get a real break from Carly ( or maybe she'll actually go to white- collar jail for insider trading)