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So, what I've learned from this, is that the only way to escape alive from a relationship with Michael Corinthios is to sleep with one of his uncles ( or be rumored to have slept with... But, give it time.) Willow/ Drew Sasha/ Jason ( The exception being the ONS he had with Nina's former nurse whose name I can't remember)

Them's fightin' words... Raise Hail! #HTTC Boo to Laura for bailing on Ava, now that she's not horrified by Sonny's criming. ( This week) And why isn't anyone suggesting joint custody? The Corinthii always insist on sole custody.

Co-sign except ( shallow alert) WTH was Liz wearing strappy heels on a night out in upstate NY in January!!!

Thank you!!! I was coming to post this... Willow never thought to call the nanny!?!? Is that because Drew hasn't given her the idea yet? And if Drew ( not Willow) is the issue, why can't Willow just stay in the gatehouse with the kids while Michael is in Germany. And please tell me Carly will be off screen for a while with Michael in Germany.... I am so sick of her.

Depends on when she last updated her will, if she left the house to Drew ( before she learned about he and Willow) that would cause the most chaos. Leaving it to Michael/ Willow jointly would also be a nightmare ( but good for conflict/ storytelling). But who are we kidding, she's gonna leave it to Jason.

This reminds me of her being insistent that she could find a cure for Oscar, because she's, like, really good at finding stuff online

I'm glad Willow is leveraging her medical proxy in this situation, but it was weird ( and sloppy writing) to have Drew suggest it. Martin told Nina about the medical proxy before Willow and Drew returned from DC. How would Drew have known the proxy existed? Someone may assume that as Willow and Michael are still married, Willow has authority to make care decisions for Michael, but the proxy is a specific legal thing. And Willow better insist that Carly relinquish all custodial claims on the kids before allowing her access to Michael. Carly regularly used Michael as a bargaining chip, so this would really be perfect karma.

I'm intrigued by the medical proxy Martin mentioned. Since this is shaping up to be Granny Wars part two... I hope Nina has Michael moved and won't tell Carly where he's being treated until she drops her claim on Wiley and Amelia. Let the she beast find out what it feels like to have someone else play as dirty as she does

So, not only did 'the Cassadine lawyers' empty Ava's accounts, they voided the sale of Spoon Island and turned around and listed it again;?;?!

Honestly, I'd welcome a 'some body figured out how to activate Drew's mind control' if it meant we'd get a better character. On any other show, this would be a set up for a sweeps whodunit. We've got Michael, Nina, Curtis all super pissed with Drew ( plus maybe Willow if she loses custody of her kids then learns Drew was also sleeping with her mom) span widget

Jason putting Danny above Sonny/ Carly is kind of huge... DK if it will last, but it was nice to see. Shallow note: anyone else distracted by Curtis's shiny necklace in his scenes with Nina? At first, I thought his sweater had beading along the neckline and wondered if he had on a woman's sweater, then I saw it was a very sparkly necklace which is... An odd choice.

Hard agree. Alexis's smug was pretty insufferable. And Willow can't possibly be this dense. She just filed for separation and she's going to go to DC with the guy she cheated on her husband with!?;?!

My first thought seeing Sonny collapse was 'that should help Ava in her custody case'

He's concerned for Wiley's sake. He didn't fight for custody of Wiley when he found out the baby switch, so he doesn't want Michael to lose custody.

Yeah, more amnesia from the writer's. Willow was shocked, SHOCKED that Michael could be so devious. He married you to keep Nell from getting custody of Wiley. He bribed a DA from Pennsylvania to get charges filed against Nina. He planted a mole in his father's organization to get dirt on his own father to have him thrown in jail. He learned Nina was the informant for the insider trading charges against his mom/ Drew and used that info to manipulate Nina. I mean, Nina was waaay out of bounds hiring Martin without taking to Willow, but she's not wrong about the need for Willow to prepare for Michael to go scorched earth in a divorce/ custody battle.

Didn't Chase and BLQ get stuck in that same sauna? Recycling chem-less couple scripts ( lazy writers)

Oy Nina, still her own worst enemy. Hiring Martin without Willow's okay, and keeping the Drew-sex a secret. The thing is, she should get in front of it by saying she had hoped keeping Drew 'occupied' would keep him away from Willow. ( Nina said as much to Maxie) .

Time for my biggest GH SORAS pet peeve: Molly should be younger than Cam. Cam was a baby when Alexis and Ric got together. ( And Molly was born in the train wreck of Liz/ Lucky's wedding. ( The actual train wreck, not the train wreck that was Liz and GV-Lucky's marriage)

Now they're tied ( Oscar/Dex) and (Rory/Spencer) Wow... That was a Friday. And yeah, Carly sensed someone was taking her 'things' so she shows up to keep Willow from taking the kids to Ninas. ( God help us all if we're in for Granny Wars Two)

How does Ava have money issues? Didn't she sell Windermere to a developer? Is this some Spinelli -esque hacker type situation?

So, the only thing that can make me NOT like NuNuLuLu is to have her smugly and entitle-y demand the whereabouts of her daughter. Carly can ruin anything. And I'm wondering if the walk down memory lane with Maxie and Lucky's affair was just a little history or will lead to Maxie interacting with Liz/Lucky.

Like father, like daughter. Kristina tells Molly she was never the baby's mother because she doesn't grieve like Kristina, and doesn't take Kristina's side, as if people aren't allowed to grieve in their own way. And Sonny, the minute Ava mentions spending time with Avery ( now that she's no longer a murder suspect) Sonny tries to block access. If you're not Team Corinthos, you clearly can't be trusted with a kid. Now I want Ric to defend Ava in the custody case, and argue that accusing Ava in Irene's death was a Sonny/ Kristina plot to keep Ava from Avery. Let Kristina be the reason Sonny loses custody of Avery... That's what triggers her crazy.

Co-sign, why is she always in mom jeans?

Whoa.... TJ and Molly are on the fast track to splitsville. She moved out!?! Like, as a practical matter, how did she get all the boxes so quickly!?

Chiming in on the excellent Ric/Alexis scenes, except I hate that she brought up the panic room, and Ric didn't bring up her past misdeeds. ( Except losing her license) I mean, they are in the middle of a trial involving pushing someone out a hotel window and Alexis actually pushed someone ( Luis Alcazar) off a hotel balcony. Ric snidely suggesting That her past experience shoving someone from a great height could make her an expert witness, would have been a nice little zinger.