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  1. chlban

    S05.E13: Forget

    I sure hope they don't put Carol in charge of the local daycare. If so at least be sure there are no classes on cookie making or flower arranging. Damn.
  2. I am sure Yolanda not only doesn't see the irony, she probably doesnt know what irony means but seriously Yo? You are fabulously rich yet spend most of the season telling us how worried you are about your sick mom but only visit her for a storyline? Yes please lecture Kyle about her burdens. Then go stuff some lemons down your throat. I have no doubt that, as stupid as she is, Yo is shrewd enough to be scared of whatever Brandi is holding over head so I get she wont stand against her or the junkie. But she could just Shut the F up.
  3. Sad but true. The Congressperson part. However, it would also likely make people think you are a lying liar who lies, so probably not a great way to convince people that anything you said was true. She strikes me as trying to convince them to trust her, so saying she was in congress if she wasn't wouldn't be a good bet.
  4. They were evacuated. Remember her comment about that portion of Virginia having been evacuated? She threw out a number of people, but I don't recall it offhand.
  5. I think that is highly unlikely. Breaking Bad is gone, Mad Men has only 7 episodes left. Better Call Saul did way better than I expected (probably because of BB withdrawals), but I hardly think it is going to make up for the other two major losses. I don't think this show is going anywhere for quite a while.
  6. I saw the first (for me) previews of this last night while watching Real Housewives of Melbourne. I was never a Bethenny hater, she actually has a personality much like one of my best friends so I sort of like it although I never watched her spin offs. I would be amazed though if she and Heather did not clash. They are both, IMO, bossy know it all's, and bound to clash. My only thought, based on what I saw in the short commercial, was a lot of concentration on the two divorces. I hope it is not just really depressing. After watching RHOBH interpreting "Intervention" this season, I would like a bit more mindless fun. I am disappointed they brought Kristen back, I thought she was a whiny, complaining idiot and, of course, could not stand her douche bag husband. I am also so over watching that delusional con artist Sonja try to BS everyone constantly. I hope the new girl brings something, cuz this franchise needs it. I couldn't get the clip, but John F Kennedy Jr. has been tragically dead for 15 years. Sounds like Sonja. Also someone should tell her anyone that knew him well, and many of who didn't but read a lot, that no one close to him, including his parents, ever called him John-John. Because it's Sonja?
  7. I missed her saying they were sold out, but I remember her saying that that part of Virginia had been evacuated and that she and her family were on their way to Ohio when the Army put them there, then never came back. So, I just assumed the residents were part of the evacuation? I still have a good deal more trouble with the overall concept of how come the Army didn't come back and how a bunch of walkers overcame tanks and such, but I digress. I have to suspend my issues with how the overall ZA could have wiped out Army, Government and such and concentrate on the current story. I think the ASZhats are basically OK. Yeah, sure they are going to have douches, what community doesn't? But I don't think they are evil. I think there is definitely a known threat that they are keeping from our group for some reason. But I think they wanted them there for protection more than anything and seeing how the douche son and his sidekick handle runs, no surprise there. I think a good deal of the reason they picked our group was expressed when Deanna said she would like to be part of their "family". I mean they watch out for Father Pee Pants and, aside from the fact that it might be handy to travel with a guy that can speak at burials in a ZA, exactly WTF does he add to the group? She probably figures they will watch out for her and her stupid son as well as the rest of the community. And she's probably right.
  8. Charlie Manson has fans and supporters, so yeah I guess it's not that impossible to believe. I did love the scenes of Holland, I had never really appreciated how beautiful it is and I would have loved to see inside one of those windmills. Too bad Yolanda's old squeeze didn't invite us inside, sort of a BRAVO version of House Hunters International. I would have preferred that to watching Brandi throw another fit because (surprise) all the other housewives wish she just wasn't there and do their best to pretend she isn't.
  9. Hilarious. I think Fucknut is my new favorite.
  10. Oh, my bad, I thought they were brothers. Well, glad to hear she only has one idiot son. At least so far.
  11. I am actually in the camp that thinks there is already a known threat, aside from the Walkers of course, and that is why the group was recruited. I won't be surprised if Rick ends up in charge, which would mean the group effectively takes over, but I don't think that means they are going to kill, imprison or eat the current ASZhats. They can just be the ones in charge. The douche brothers won't like it, but I have a feeling no one much cares. What I have more trouble getting is why she is letting her idiot sons lead any runs. Seems like those two might need more supervision than Judith, It's one thing for a mother to be blind to her kids faults, but she seems too smart to allow them to put into that much danger, being that they're idiots and all.
  12. Actually, I'm pretty sure he did admit it. It was just that he admitted it before he proved it.
  13. I have to. I don't think that's really all that "out there". Way back George and Lori from OC caused a lot of problems on TwoP and Brandi is probably the craziest HW of any franchise.
  14. I don't care. Whatever Harry may or may not be doing with consenting adults makes no difference to me. He is, IMO, an underappreciated, but very talented, actor and I hope he at least makes some appearances in the last half of the last season of Mad Men coming to my screen in 4 weeks and 3 days. Kim is an evil, manipulative self centered childish addict that has spent whatever good will she might have carried over from her childhood "stardom" and become one of the most hated women on television. Either way, Harry wins.
  15. This. The reason for all those "rumors" Kim was ranting about, the reason the viewers all know that Kim is using again has nothing to do with Lisa R discussing it. That came after. Any viewer with eyes and a brain already knew she was Under the Influence, BEFORE Lisa starting talking about an intervention. I truly hope someone points that out to Kim a the reunion. She needs to understand that even though we watch BRAVO, we are not idiots. I personally have never believed that Kim was clean. Not one season. I believe she may have quit drinking for a while, but I believe she was always abusing drugs. Maybe prescription, maybe not, but it hardly matters anymore Prescription drug abuse has become a bigger problem in this country than illegal drug abuse.
  16. I think this may be the biggest problem I have with this Utopia. We are left to believe that there were apparently so many corpses reanimating around the country that most of the population was subsequently bitten, infected, etc. That the government fell, the military and the CDC were unable to contain it. Yet, here in the ASZ it's all good? Entire families left intact? So what happens when someone dies? Do they even know about the brain thing? If so, how do they know? I have to remind myself that the show is about a Zombie Apocalypse, so a good deal reality needs to be suspended, but when it directly conflicts with the overall storyline, I do have to wonder. Especially when Deanna talks about not seeing anyone outside the community, living or dead, in a long time, yet upon arrival Sasha dispatches a Walker virtually at that gate that they seem so lax about leaving open?
  17. Actually I think I would be inclined to go for a second fence, but there is always the problem of supplies. Unless there's a Home Depot nearby. However, it does seem like they should consider digging a trench since it seems zombies cannot figure out how to get out of the very shallow ones. Wouldn't' do much to stop bad living people but could be helpful with dead ones and, other than shovels, requires very little in the way of supplies. I re-watched last night and caught a few things I had missed that were mentioned here. Notably was the person Carl saw in the house right outside the fence. I had missed that the first time, but that was a clear view of a person. Since said person was gone on second glance and didn't come growling out of the house it wasn't a walker. Interesting. The other thing I noticed and still don't understand was Rick waking up on the floor right after the scene where he was out walking at night and ran into Pete. Was he dreaming? Did that whole conversation with Michonne and the walk actually happen or did he dream it? I totally missed the waking up scene the first time.
  18. I think Kim's hatred of Eileen is so obvious that even Brandi could figure it out. She is probably very close to Kim's age but she is still quite stunning. She appears to have a solid marriage, a lovely home (décor aside the home itself and grounds are to die for), she seems to be a great mother and step mother and, perhaps worst of all, she is a working actress. Hell, if I didn't like her so much I'd hate her. Seriously though, I think Kim hates pretty much everyone unless they are catering to her every whim, but I suspect she has a special resentment for both Eileen and Lisa R because they are actresses. That actually get acting work. As grown ups.
  19. THANK YOU! Because just hitting the thank you is not enough.
  20. Kim deserved it. She deserves worse. I agree it was a bad move but only because someone besides her or Brandi might have been hurt. Kim is a vile, delusional bitch. I loved how she kept ranting about how one woman, Lisa R in her drugged up brain, is spreading the story that she isn't sober. You got it half right, idiot. It's one woman spreading the story. YOU. You are on TV, you stupid cow. We have all seen it. We all know it. Oh and BTW, you may not want to lose that excuse because if you aren't using, you are every bit as pathetic as your skank friend Brandi, and we all know she's abusing alcohol at the very least. Loved how the druggie mentioned what she'd learned "in treatment off and on". Not being an addict myself, I can't say for sure, but I don't think treatment works when it's off and on. Kim would be living proof. I have never been a Kyle fan, but I hope she is really getting over her idiot sister. Leave the stupid bitch to her skank friend Brandi. Let them get high, drunk, whatever, and hopefully they will take all their severe anger issues out on each other. I just hope they do it outside of this show. I have already stopped watching New Jersey and Atlanta, I really don't want to give up Beverly Hills because there are actually women on there I still like, which is becoming a novelty in this franchise. But, they need to lose these two losers . I officially could not care less what happens to Kim. I just don't want to watch her or Brandi. Crazy, evil and stupid is just not entertaining. Add substance abuse and it gets even more offensive.
  21. So why are the lawns and yards such a mess in Stepford? Seems out of place with the overall idea of their little utopia.
  22. This. All of it. I was not only not a fan of Eileen's I had to google her to see who she was and I still didn't "recognize" her so I certainly didn't have any real preconceived notions about her, but I don't think she is on a high horse either. I think she has an innate class and is very poised. I don't see those as bad traits. Unusual in a Housewives show, but certainly not bad. I also like Lisa R. I won't get on my own high horse about her losing it, because I'm pretty sure if I had to spend as much time as she has with those two vile, evil bitches, Brandi and Kim, I would probably end up in jail. So, from my viewpoint, the glass throwing was showing some pretty good restraint.
  23. Well of course you are. That's why you are in your 30ish, working as a bartender and living where, exactly? Also why you are dating guy that cheats on you and is clearly, at the very least, bisexual, which you don't seem to have a clue about. All this on National television for the rest of us to snark on. Yes, sweetie run along now, MENSA is looking for you to be their new CEO. (um, that stands for Chief Executive Officer, I didn't want to have your brain explode trying to figure it out.)
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