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Ha, I've got to wait until Mad Men!

OMG you guys are all outdoing yourselves. Genetically wonky planet, Bunny broiler to the above, How, indeed would you know the differnce?. I swear this forum is even funnier than the show. And that, my friends is a true compelement because the show is freaking hysterical.

Exactly my thought. I cannot believe it is Friday and I am actually looking forward to Monday. I hate Mondays! Or I used to. I am enjoying this way too much.

But the only thing I like about Yolanda is the house porn. Faye Resnick decorated Kyle's house? I didn't know. Every time I start to feel the slightest potential "like" for Kyle I am reminded she is BFF's with that POS. Well at least we know if Kyle dies first we will learn all her secrets, and some that likely aren't even true. Signing on to the Eileen love. Not a fan previously, I had to google her when her name was announced and still didn't recognize her then. I am also really liking Lisa R. as I did when she was on Celebrity Apprentice. Surely there is no need for Brandi and Kim after this season.

Ah yes to all of it and so glad you are enjoying the VanderPump Rules forum. I love it almost as much as the show. But you also make a great point. I guess I just don't take the losers on VR as seriously for some reason. I just enjoy the Tomfuckery (in honor of the two Tom's) as pure entertainment. Crazy ass, jealous Kristen is, in my book Television Gold. Yep, those chuckleheads provide the best comedy on TV. It is a different vibe though. Maybe because most of them are still young enough there may be hope for them? Well, except Jax. But Kim's addictions (meant to be plural) are just not funny. They are infuriating and sad. Brandi is just infuriating. Not funny, just evil. It's not just you, it's a different vibe, IMO.

This. I have said it before, I will repeat. This cannot end well for Brandi. She is an idiot for thinking she can get between sisters and have anything good come from it. Kim is a pain in the ass, spoiled, self indulgent and weak but she is Kyle's sister and for better or worse Kyle loves her, even when she hates her. Thing that Brandi the moron doesn't grasp is that Kim also loves Kyle. You don't get between sisters. Period.

Good question. Along with why is there even a preacher 2.0? Were the writers as bored with preacher 1.0 as we, the viewers, were? Even with a love triangle, which I admit for some reason usually holds my interest, this one held even less interest for me than watching an episode of the Kardashians. Which is to say, ZERO. I thought Bitchy Grandma was interesting for a bit, but now that she is starring in a warped version of Orange is the New Black, not so much. I just wish they would give us an answer before fading off into cancellation land, but I am pretty sure the writers don't know where they are going any more than we do. I swear, this is my last show with supernatural overtones. I either hate them altogether, or I actually get interested only to watch them stumble into some confused mess (UTD, Lost) where I give up, or everyone else gives up while I am still watching and the show gets. canceled. I'm sticking with BRAVO's stupid reality shows. Those Housewives never go away.

I would most likely keep watching too, but I don't think there is a snowballs chance it will be renewed. Just for a show to drop so dramatically in the ratings in such a short time frame is a definite death knoll. Revenge, which I could never get into, has also dropped dramatically in the ratings, but it had at least a few years of success. It's hard to realize this just started last year, about this time and it started quite strong. It's a shame the writing has been so disjointed. OTOH, it may just be that shows like this are too hard to sustain. Lost had a good run but I had given up on that years before it went off the air. Maybe the writers feel if you start answering any questions the mystery is gone. Unfortunately, I think what usually happens is the audience just gets so frustrated they give up. Of course, again, Lost is the glaring exception. Maybe they should have just made this a summer series like Under the Dome. As bad as it's gotten it is still head and shoulders above that garbage show, IMO.

Well lets see, Eileen is very pretty, very poised, dresses really nice, appears to have a good marriage, and a great relationship not only with her own son but with her step sons as well and has stated that she and the mother of those stepsons have a very good relationship. While she may not be Meryl Streep she seems to have a succesful career by Soap Opera Standards. Overall she seems to be class act. Of course Brandi is going to hate her guts. Brandi honey, go ater the home decor all you want. It's pretty easy to redecorate the inside that gorgeous house should she choose to. She can certianly afford to. You, OTOH will still be a disgusting, trashy, drunk skank living in yet another rented house, driving a rented car, who is rapidly losing whatever good looks you had at one time. Blog on Bitch

Truly. There cannot be nayone more controversial and horrid than Brandi outside of a prison or mental institution. Please God. There can't be.

I am not a Kyle fan. I find her annoying for reasons I can't really articulate and all that crying over the kid going to college... well enough already from all these women and all these shows on that topic. Really, enough. However, I will not fault her for what she did with Kim and the Skank. Kim is her sister. Would it be better if Kyle washed her hands of Kim and let her stand or fall, or make that fall farther, on her own? Maybe. But it's her sister. I have 5 sisters. Trust me, you may "hate" them at times, you may swear you are done, finished, etc., but even as you swear to yourself that this time you really are finished, deep down you know you aren't. Because it's your sister. Brandi needs to keep her skinny skank ass out of Richards sisters business. Period. Trust me it will not end well for her because sooner or later Kim and Kyle will make up and NEITHER one of them will forget the things Brandi is saying about Kyle. It doesn't matter if Kim is saying the same things because Kim is family. Brandi is not. It's that frreakin simple. I have never believed that Kim was clean. She may have given up the booze (may being the operative word) but it's been clear there are some drugs involved, and likely the legal kind because that makes it OK (yes, that is sarcastic). I have been bored with Kim from the beginning, but as time has gone on I see her as having a really nasty streak. That was on display last night in Neion. No wonder she and Brandi are getting along so famously. They are both mega bitches, they are both stupid and they are both so freakin jealous of the married women on this show I could almost feel sorry for them if they weren't so horrid. They both need to go. Looks like Yolanda may be getting tired of Brandi too. I have no idea how she will remain relevent or keep a storyline, which I am pretty sure is the only reason she has put up with the Skank thus far. She could go too for all i care. The only thing she offers is great house porn. Maybe BRAVO could fire her and keep the Fridge? Finally, on Celebrity Apprentice Kenya Moore made a nasty comment about Brandi being left by Eddie that has many people on that forum feeling sorry for her and clearly has that idiot Trump and some of the other pathetic clowns on that show feeling sorry for poor, poor victimn Brandi. Yet the skank can sit there in her TH and say that the fact that the other wormen do not share her perverted sexual fantasies must be the reason all their husbands are cheating. Oh, but then she added "just kidding" so in her booze soaked brain it was OK. I'd call foul, but that seems so redundant with that foul piece of shit that said it.

It's Brandi, the poor little victim who's mean old husband dumped her for a younger woman and we all know how a man likeTrump would find that offensive. Oh Wait.......... never mind, Seriously, his "Branid's been through alot" comment had me choking. No more than you put Ivana through you pompous, scum sucking phony.

I agree. I thought it was totally tasteless and tacky, just like Brandi and I thought it would be an epic fail. Which shows what I know about viral videos. Clearly my age is showing. Glad I'm not the only one noticing that Sig (who the hell is he anyway?) is useless. There is always one of those every season that manages to flow beneath the radar and no one seems to notice how uselses they actually are until pretty far into the season. Teresa Guidice lasted as long as she did under the same premise. But I digress. They need to get rid of him pronto. No one will notice he's gone. In the past this show has caused me to kind of like people I had always thought I couldn't stand. LIsa Rinna and LaToya Jackson come to mind. That is so not happening this season. I can't really even root for anyone. I guess Leeza is the least objectionable, but even she is annoying me with all the Brandi ass kissing. I hate Brandi more than any celebrity with the possible exception of OJ. I agree that, were Brandi an actual human being, then Kenya's hit would have been below the belt. But, since it was aimed at Brandi, I loved it. However, it did seal her fate. No one plays the victim better than that skank and idiots likeTrump are her perfect audience. It's clear he will retaliate against Kenya first chance he gets. I thought I might be rooting for Ian, but he has shown himself to be quite the tool. Not Gerald level tool, but still. I am developing a pretty strong hate for Viveca. Although I tend to agree with her about Shawn and Kate, she is a bully and clearly one of those women who tells you right away how she always gets along better with men than with women. There is usually a good reason for that as Viveca is demonstrating. Too bad she isn't as smart as she thinks she is.

Or Ever?

Chick is delusional. I now officially cannot stand Ariana. Less Kristen? Blasphemy! Kristen is the very best crazy chick since Kimberly Shaw on Melrose Place. Only Kristen is real! The only thing I want to see with that bitch Ariana is when she finally finds out that Tom cheated on her too. Can't wait to hear how she spins into he wasn't really cheating. Then she can just go away.

Yes to all of that but please Kristen hold off on the mental evaluation for awhile. Chick is Bashit crazy, obsessed and TV gold. Next week looks awesome. Crazy Kristen meets up with some lunatic chick that flies half way across the country to confront Sandoval? Seriously? Its going to be tough for Arrianna to remain so smug.

I don't much care if it's a publicity stunt for Joanna or not. I just love anything that causes Brandi any amount of grief, no matter how small it is. I would say I love to see her embarassed, but I don't think that she is capable of being embarassed. I have no great love for Joanna either, but since I consider Brandi the skankiest, most disgusting woman on television, I say bring it on.

Um, why were they watching the TV show from the Bed? Brandi buys all that botox, drives a range rover and doesn't have a TV in her living room or family room? Or is she just so used to taking her "guests" there its habit? That's it. All I got last night......YAWN.

Yeah but it appears the ABC gods are going to beat him to it. The ratings just keep tanking. I wonder why..........

Word. You are so right. This is the best Gem ever.

Then he may be in the wrong crowd. I had to google at least half of these people. Every season he seems to get farther down the list of celebrities. Trump is such a tool. I love how every episode after he fires the person one of his lackeys...err I mean kids, one of them always, always says "you made the right decision". Yeah. I'm convinced

Oh Lord I forgot about sleazy Jax's "explanation" about this past relationship. About how he came from the midwest where there are no gay people. Classic, Who knew? No gay people in the midwest. All the tomfuckery and educational too. I love this show.

I don't know it it's income bracket. It could be. it could also be Mohammed or the fact that Yo is married to a famous songwriter. But I wonder if it has more to do with the fact that money or not, Brandi is Trash. You could give her a billion dollars and she would still be trash. I am not a Yoland fan, she is egotistical, not very bright, bossy and boring. But I wouldn' t be embarassed to invite her to a dinner party. Yeah, sure she might get in a dig at Lisa fo not being invited to something. But that is just social bullshit. Everyone rolls their eyes and moves on. Brandi, OTOH should not be invited into anyone's home for any social event. Clearly she also shouldn't be invited to dinner at a restaruant. Bitch throws wine into someone's face and is vulgar and offensive in civilized company. Unless one wants a friend to crawl around in an alley with, while drinking cheap wine out of a paper bag covered bottle, Brandi just does not fit in.

She arleady has. As fo the "Anxiety" attack my bet is it was more like needing a hit.

I don't think it's lack of self esteem. I think it's hunger for air time. Without his fake "relationship" with Crazy Kristen he wouldn't get to be on the show. And she gets a "date" to drag to all the filmings. Win, Win as far as I can see. Kristen is freaken priceless. Tom's fake tears? A gift, I never in my adult working life, thought I would look forward to Mondays, but this sad and yet oddly entertaining bunch of losers has done it. I am so not surprised about Jax and so sick of Jax, I don't even care about his mysterious past. Probably because it's not mysterious to any one with half a brain (which probably explains why his social circle is so intrigued by it). Note to Stassi. When you are sit around, dressed like Barbara Bush on a bad day, in the restaruant you no longer work in, fondly remembering your ever so cute hijinks, like hiding liquor in the loo as if those were the best days of your life... well, maybe they were. I almost felt sorry for her last night. She's the high school mean girl who everyone thought was so cool whose life peaked in High School and when you see her at your 20th. reunion you feel a strange combination of pity and satisfaction to realize her life sucks now. Bye bye Stassi.You really have no place on the show now. Please take your sleazy ex with you because as much as I love this show if I have to see Jax naked one more time I really will have to bleach my eyes and that's gonna hurt. All the other chucklefucks can stay. Especially Kristen!