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It was freakin hilarious. They should have just gone ahead and treated it as funny, because the show has become such a hot mess now anyway, might as well turn it into a comedy. Well, I mean an intentional comedy. I finally watched last night and caught in one of the ads that there are only "two more episodes". Since there is no chance this will be renewed, that must mean we are not getting any kind of a wrap up. This really annoys me. Networks should allow a series like this to film a finale so everyone who wasted time watching it doesn't feel cheated, Of course, the writers are probably glad they don't have to wrap this up since it seems clear they have no idea where they are going. I am sure this must have been brought up here before, but what stuck me last night after Henry's little trip to the beyond and back is why the hell no one asks about it? I mean isn't what happens when you die one of the great mysteries of all time? Is there a heaven? Are your depared loved ones really there to greet you? There is controversy about the people who have clinically "died" and claim to have seen these things. Many scientists insist it is just games your mind plays on you when you are near death. . Yet here you have a town freakin full of people who were definitely dead and buried yet no one even asks? Yeah, that's belivable.
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Brandi starting trouble is like Brandi Breathing. She has to do it to survive. As much as I wanted to see the bitch fired, Jamie might as well have posted a "Fire Me" sign on her forhead. I agree with the posters that think she wanted to get fired. Nobody can be that stupid.
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I wasnt' sure about Caudia but I now absolutely love her. She read NeNe and put her in her place all at once. It was beautiful. There is an old theory that once you bring Hitler into an argument it means you have lost. On RHOA I believe there is a new standard, when you call someone a Whore you have lost. Because that seems to be the go to slur. Good thing I suppose because I would bet good money Porsha doesn't know who Hitler is anyway. At any rate, when Nene started calling Claudia a whore, it was game over, win for Miss Claudia. You go girl. Demetria is clearly delusional and boring and I have no great love for her, but Phaedra, really bitch? You are STILL going to pull the "I got a ring" card? Honey, you got a ring from a prior, current and future convicted felon. Talk about delusional. Phaedra, honey, there are worse things than being single. You should know, you married one.
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Well that does it. Eileen is entirely too rational and intelligent to be on this show, Brandi is such a loser. "So were good?". Yeah bitch, as soon as you drop dead we're great. I mean you did drag that cheap piece of metal out of the bottom of your purse and hand it to me. How could I possibly stay mad after that? It never ceases to amaze me how Brandi thinks all she has to do is either offer an excuse, or a phony apology and all will be well. Do people really function like that in real life? Because I must just be a grudge bearing raging bitch, but you throw wine, or anything else in my face we are just never, ever, going to be friends. If you start throwing out a bunch of potentially embarrasing stories about me as you did with LIsa, whether they are true or not, you are no longer my friend and never will be again. Period. And if I am angry at one of my sisters, I may say all kinds of things about her, but if you say something awful about her then guess what? She and I will make up, because blood is thicker than water, and she and I have a history, and I freakin' love her even when I hate her. But I will not forget that you trashed my sister. Llife is too short to waste your time with toxic people. If it is someone I must occasionally cross paths with, neighbor, co-worker, or friend of a friend, etc. I will be polite. I will say hi, how's it going, can you believe this weather? But I never, ever forget.
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I can't say that Eddie went after LeeAnn for her money, but since I find her tragically unnattractive, I have always assumed it to be true. Much like I have a hard time believing that Dean, whatever his last name is, found Tori Spelling irresistable based on looks. While I understand that there are other things that attract people to one another, I guess I find both men so shallow that I have a hard time beleiving they would be attracted by anything other than looks or money. Having valiantly tried to sit through a couple of Eddie and LeeAnn shows my take away was that she is totally in love with him and that he really couldn't care less. If he does care about her he is an even worse actor than I thought.
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ITA. I bought the BS for a while too. But you cannot keep watching that skank and not figure out what she is.
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Ha, no that is borne from Brandi latching her skank ass to the person she has already scoped out at the "leader". She will do the same with Viveca because they are strong and smart. Brandi is a disgusting, vile low class piece of human garbage. She respects no one. She uses people that can benefit and she is shrewd. Up to a point. In the end though the true Brandi will emerge.
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Apparently Geraldo himself is under the same rock. I am astonished that such a Tool can have such an inflated view of himself. Just to clarify the Tool referred to above is Geraldo. It struck me it could so easily apply to the Donald as well. Perhaps that is the explanation for the apparent love fest. They are both self important Tools that don't seem to have a clue how they are actually perceived?
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Thank God, its not just me. I also loved Melrose Place. Kristen does have that Kimberly Shaw vibe. Bring on the crazy. I also totally agree about Areanna. She was just boring before, now she is totally annoying.
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OK, so I will hang my head in shame before admitting that Vanderpump Rules is currently my favorite TV show. While I find the vast majority of cast members to range from despicable (Jax, Stassi) to pathetic (pretty much all except Lisa V) to downright bat shit crazy (Kristen) I still find it a hugely entertaining train wreck. I say this only to preface the fact that it would appear from the message board that many of us believe Tom Sandoval, as well as Tom Schwartz and Jax to be, at he very least, Bi and quite possibly gay. I don't usually watch WHHL and would definitely not watch it with Brandi as a guest, so I don't know the context of her statement, but it is not exactly a new or earth shattering statement. If either Tom checks out the boards they know this is the speculation. Probably where Brandi picked it up as well. Edited to add that I don't think there is anything wrong with being either Bi or Gay, and that it appears the subject, at as far as Jax is concerned, seems like it will be addressed next week based on the previews
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Damn you, now I have to keep watching. You just may be on to something. How many more episodes must I endure? You are going to owe me a cheap necklace when this season is over.
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Imagine how her poor children must feel. Remember how kids are so easily embarassed by their parents. I remember my brother being mortified because my mom kissed him goodbye in front of his friends before he left for school. Imagine having Brandi for a mom.
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I expect there to be a boycott of BRAVO by white trash. It's offensive to compare them to Brandi.
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Amen to your Amen. The wine throwing was bad, the overall behavior was bad. The sitting in David's lap might seem like a small thing, but it isn't, IMO. It is very disrespectful. We have a group of couple friends that are truly like family. We spend Holidays together and have been through much in 25+ years of friendship. Yes, of course we hug and "kiss" each others hubby's, hello and goodbye. When at appropriate places we have danced with each others husbands. But I cannot imagine just going over to one oof those husbands and plopping myself in their lap. After all these years. But then I cannot imagine discussing "finger banging", or even using the term with them either. After all these years. Brandi stands out like a sore thumb. Yeah, the other women have their issues but none of them are trashy. Even Kim, though at some points in the show being drunk and stupid, and being an admitted alcoholic never behaved in such a disgusting and trashy manner. I am alos sick of everyone feeling sorry for "poor Brandi". She is hardly the first woman to have been dumped by a man. Most of those women don't have the luxury of being dumped for a woman of means. Many of them struggle financially (I mean REALLY struggle, not Brandi's distored version of struggle) on top of the pain. I really don't believe being dumped by Eddie is the cause of Brandi's behavior. That's just another of her excuses. I am sure she was an unbearable bitch long before she even met Eddie. No, you are not the Scorned woman Police so stop acting like it. I didn't enjoy the show last night. I found it disturbing more than entertaining and I am clear the reason is Brandi.She is not entertaining. She is just a vile, trashy disgusting piece of crap. She really needs to go. Now.
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My guess is that Jax is Bi and, considering what an obvious horn dog he is, that's not surprising. I think he'd pretty much screw anyone or anything as evidened by the bootleg chick. If he's going to admit it next week, good for him. I don't care about anyone's sexuality (assuming consenting adults, of course) but I think it's ridiculous to hide it. I also think any partner should be aware if the other person is Bi. They have a right to make an informed decision if that works for them or not. Personally, I wouldn't touch Jax with a 200 foot pole and it has nothing to do with whether or not he is bisexual. I feel like I need a shower after watching him on TV. My eye's will never recover from the sight of him naked. He is just a disgusting piece of garbage and a useless waste of space.
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This. Except I wasn't so sympathetic to Shawn either. Maybe it's my age, but I am old enough to recall when men really did use this as evidence that we could not do jobs as well as they can. Into the 80's and 90's that was still a prevalent belief. I have no doubt it still is only less so now . She was any Olympian and managed to do DWTS, but she had to use that excuse? Sorry but if you don't want it broadcast, keep it quiet. You can always just say you are not feeling well.
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Please, please be wrong. Leeza fine, but every horrible thing I have though about Geraldo over the years has been proven in 3 episodes. War Correspondent? PUHLEEZE. How about tabloid reporter? Make that, washed up tabloid reporter. Oh wait, I guess giving out troop movements on National TV for that our enemies have a much better chance to find us, falls under "war correspondent". Instead of say, oh I don't know, Treason? . How does such a loser, such a butt of so many jokes, have such a ginormous ego? Man, talk about delusional. What a Tool.
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That's funny because it's clear the men seem to actvely detest Geraldo. But yes, assuming you meant Kenya, she and Brandi clearly don't like each other. They have aired 3 shows so far-they are apparently running 2 shows back to back on Monday nights which is odd and Brandi is not her totally horrid self yet, but she's on her way. But then that just may be more my take having watched her digress on RH. However, even I have to say Geraldo is the worst of the worst. I have never liked him, but this so enforces that belef. So it's funny he thinks the guys are his "buds". Delusional.
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I agree, but adore or despise, they clearly love each other. Coming between sisters, IMO, is like bad mouthing your good friends husband because she is mad at him. You can sympathize, you can advise but you best not say he is really a horrible person and you never liked him anyway because when they make up it will bite you in the Ass. I have five, yes five, sisters. Trust me blood is thicker than water in the end. This will not end well for the Skank.
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S05.E07: Breaking Branches
chlban replied to zoeysmom's topic in The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills
This is something I have never understood with these women. All of them on all franchises really. If someone turned on me the way Brandi turned on Lisa, and I have seen others in the franchises turn, there is no way in hell they would ever be my friend agian. Period. Maybe that just makes me an unforgiving bitch, but there you have it. Add to that, many of these friendships, like Lisa and Brandi, are so short term, why bother? I don't waste my time with people like that. Short term friends start to get annoying even, I start to back away. Life is just too short to waste on people like that. I handle it pretty much the way Lisa has, although I would have skipped the housewarming party. Polite but distant. Of course I am not contractually obligated to hang with people I can't stand. -
S05.E07: Breaking Branches
chlban replied to zoeysmom's topic in The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills
Actually I just posted on the Vanderpump Rules thread about this. It seems to me that Eddie may just have the worst taste in women of just about anyone I can recall. He married Brandi and LeAnn and cheated with Scheanna of Vanderpump Rules. As I mentioned there, whatever the man has done, and he certainly strikes me as pond scum (handsome pond scum, but scum nonetheless), KARMA is, and has certainly been sent via the crazy women in his life. -
I think this is a totally made up couple. It's either producer driven, or they are just hanging together for their own agendas. Cray Cray Kristen can drag him along to pretend she has move on, which even the idiots on this show can figure out is BS. As for busboy, he just wants camera time. As has been mentioned before, I see no chemistry between Tom and Arrianna either. I see buddies that seen to genuinely like each other. With Tom and Katie I think she is delusional enough to think she's in love, but again, no chemistry and he clearly doesn't care about ther, he won't even stand up to Jax when he browbeats the girl. Frankly, I don't see any chemistry with Shay and Scheanna either. Seems like she just likes the idea of being married. I can't read him well, but I sure don't see any love or even lust when he's around his betrothed. Now the two Tom's? There is chemistry there.
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This. For decades the Shower scene from the movie Psycho was considered terrifying. Jax naked in the shower? Alfred Hitchcock only thought he knew what true terror was. The three guys sharing a room and we are supposed to believe ANY of them are disturbed by the thought? Sorry guys you are not that great at acting. I want to not hate Scheanna but she just makes it impossible. Her snotty, superior manner of speaking in her TH's are as bad as Stassi's. My three main take aways. 1. My eyes will never recover from the the new infamous "shower scene". 2. I did not miss Stassi one bit. 3. While Eddie Cibrian is no prize himself, he may welll have the worst taste in women ever. He marries Brandi, LeeAnn and cheats with Sheanna. Whatever he has done, however badly he has behaved, it certainly seems like the Universe is getting even. Talk abour Karma
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This is a true classic. Well done.
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Apollo actually saying that no one respects him and he doesn't know why. Gold. Absolute Gold. And people wonder why I watch this trash. It's moments like this,and Porsha's history lesson on the Underground Railroad,that can make an entire season worthwhile.