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I mean he is probably one of the few that can actually spell pre-med.

The first episode just made me long for the halcyon days of the chaos that was Lindsay Lohan's Beach CLub.

There is a rubbernecking aspect to watching this show that does remind me of earlier VPR seasons.

Sandoval embracing his villain era should be way more entertaining than this. Lala is about as deep and interesting as a bottle of still water so that kind of made sense.

At some point I really hope that the use of props at a reunion gets the Housewife in question and automatic time out.

Who's going to tell Scheana.....

As far as I'm concerned they can invite New York back every damn year.

Since Sandoval is claiming to be off drugs and high on life it certainly looks like Brock and Schwartz were attempting to fill that gap in the market.....

Luke not being the total pushover and Jax's befuddled reaction was one of the most entertaining things I've seen in awhile.

I feel like they cast Jesse just to make Jax look less like the semi-sentient shitstain he is. And then Jax said, "Hold my beer."

I don’t believe Jo and Schwartz hooked up simply because I can’t fathom them being focused and on task enough to do so.

People are now leaving events crying because others are bitchily commenting over and over about why they’re wearing a hat. How have we come to this?

I just want to know why Mia is so against Gordon suing his family. It's Mia so whatever the reason is it is going to be terribly but wonderfully entertaining and weird.

Sincerity seasons are great but a dizzy party girl vibe season wouldn't be the worse thing in the world for my viewing pleasure.

Is this the Housewives version of putting your money where your mouth is........

I think Kyle left Mauricio because he's turning into Jesus Quintana from The Big Lebowski.

That one couple really seemed to loathe each other. I did not have on my BINGO card a couple in worse shape that Jax and Britt.

BRAVO and self-respect are antithetical. I have standards they just aren't good ones.......

I know I shouldn't find this "greatest love of all" version of events that Sandoval is selling entertaining but I can't help but enjoy his fish gulping for air face when he's attempting to convey sincere romantic attachment. I chuckle every time.

I have to drive by a sewage treatment plant on my way home from work and I suspect that it still smells better than Jax.

“Whatever I can’t get to”, like everything Tom, like every fucking thing. Worthless sack of treadmilling shit.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that their version of "close friends" is different than my version of "close friends".

Maria is just the kind of trainwreck season The Bachelorette needs. There will be drama, probably multiple ambulance visits for ever increasing ridiculous reasons, and so much crying one of the reasons for the ambulance visit is guaranteed to be for dehydration. It would be epic and therefore they will pick Daisy.

Before this reunion I was on board with Kyle separating from the pile of ooze known as Mauricio and not divorcing because she was just waiting out his mid-life crisis and now, I think the opposite is true, that the pile of ooze is waiting out the pile of hostility known as Kyle's mid-life crisis. I am in the camp of they are both wasting their time.

Kyle hugs Sutton and shortly afterward Sutton collapses. Coincidence, I think not! I’ve seen enough Dateline episodes to see through her clever plan.