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Not only do the baby's outfit look odd, old fashioned, cold and even give off Amish vibes to me when she pairs them with those awful bonnets... But I'm just imagining that those tights and onesies are a pain in the butt when it comes to diaper changes and the imminent blowouts babies have ?

Kris irritated me more than usual in the last episode. The way she called out Steven when Megan had a hissy fit (after SEAN said she liked him) was really uncalled for and made me feel very uncomfortable for poor Steven who doesn't have the adequate emotional and verbal development to defend himself. I see where Megan gets her dramatic character from. To the powers that be, if this show gets renewed, please, please, please NO more Rocco and his granola looking family. Less Megan, Sean and Steven and a lot more Rachel! That is all I ask. Heck give Rachel her own show! That girl is a doll, can't get enough of her.

Haha! I just had to chime in to say that I'm from Spain and to us chichi and chocho is slang for...."pussy." Now I'm beet-red. Jilly Bean needs to be really careful with her "Spanish" because the slang can be really misinterpreted depending on the region.

I'm sick and home today and have had TLC on all day. They've been playing the commercial for the new Counting On season literally every single commercial break. It already features Joy and Austin's wedding! Anyways I had to come here and comment because one thing that really strikes me is that in the commercial, Joy is crying during the wedding and, maybe I'm reading too much into it, but it does not look like happy wedding tears at all, looks more like scared tears. Then Austin reaches up to wipe her tears and she flinches away from his touch. The darn commercial breaks my heart every time. I can't even snark on Joy like I do her sisters. Anybody else catch it yet?

I'm my opinion, Oddj is conniving and loves attention. She only posted the picture because she knows everyone wants to see Baby Roloff and all the speculation about whether he's LP that's going on. She knew what she was doing and thought she could get some of the spotlight back by posting a picture that, I believe, made it obvious the baby is LP (forehead and something about his adorable little squishy toes). Also her comment about "we will always pray for you" kind of hinted that everything isn't normal. I'm thinking TLC ordered her to take it down or Zach and Tori did, but they seem to nice to ask that. Or maybe I'm just reading too much into it because of my utter dislike for her. Plus yes, her very Christian boobies ?

Jeremy makes mention of the curls somewhere in his instagram as well. I find it hilarious that they're having a girl, you know deep down they're both disappointed at that. Now I can't wait for this kid to be born with Asian straight hair.

As someone who lost her own fur baby of 14 years to cancer, seeing Tori's post hit me right in the feels this morning. No snark for her on this (not that Zac and Tori are even snarkable on a regular basis). I feel bad for her going through this now, not because she's pregnant and shouldn't be "mourning because it could hurt the baby" (ugh people ?I know what you mean @Celia Rubenstein ) but because she's pregnant and it's supposed to be the happiest time of her life and she has to go through this. I was really close to my dog, and even then it probably didn't reach Tori levels of closeness, plus my dog was up there in years, but to this day I cannot pass places that remind me of him without breaking down in tears. And it has been over a year for me! I am sad for her because from her posts on SM, Sully was going to play a big brother role and have a huge part in her child's life and now that dream has been yanked from her. I also really hope she gets privacy and this isn't exploited by TLC as a "very special episode."

Due September? Was the pee stick even dry when they announced it? The timing makes it so obvious that they've been trying as soon as Zach and Tori announced. I'm feeling particularly evil today (it's been a long week) so I'm going to say that I hope Zach and Tori have a beautiful and healthy baby with CURLY hair. And that Jerk and Oddj have a dwarf child with perfectly STRAIGHT hair. I'm not saying this because having a child with dwarfism is bad, in fact I think Tori would absolutely rock the role of mom to such a child. I'm saying this because that would completely shatter Jerk and Oddj's perfect photogenic hipster existence and would be the huge wake up call they both need. Sad part is they wouldn't be able to step up to the role. Which makes me feel conflicted about my wish because the child would suffer. Also, I just want to add that now that they're throwing a baby into the mix, we can start the countdown to the divorce. Marriage won't be fun anymore. I wonder who will break first.

I know it's been said before but can I also chime in on how much I absolutely despise Jilly Muffin? When she rudely tapped Jana and barked at her to make a packing list, while walking away without even making eye contact! I don't know about Jana but I felt an urge to punch her. And I swear I'm a hippie pacifist! I bet you that she learned that kind of thing from Mullet. Jana's response of "bitch please, take your man bun skeletor and giant baby and go back to CA. Don't you have a shower rack to cry over? Because none of us have missed your ass" was perfect ?? Because she said that right? At least her face did so I'm just going to pretend she actually said it out loud. I think it's obvious that none of the siblings (minus Joy the intellectually challenged) are close to Mrs. Dill Pickle at all. I know we all feel bad for Jana for being the Cinderella of the household, but I think she has it made now with all the sisters out of the house and all the littles out already being elementary age. She has more of a chance to grow as a person than her sisters did. She seems to have friends and hobbies at least. Now if only I could take her out to happy hour with my girlfriends next week ?

My favorite part of this episode? Jill: "I'll say girl because Derrick says girl and he's always right and I'm always wrong." ... Strip Mall Ultrasound Tech: "It's a boy!"

It's been awhile since I've seen an episode that sums up the Duggars so perfectly. J'ichelle and Boob have practically no kids left at home, yet Janarella has still has to stay behind so they can drink Starbucks and hairspray each other's hair. The older boys are absolutely indistinguishable and have zero personality even when combined into one entity. Also, Joe's looks have vanished in the blink of an eye and he already looks as middle aged as Josh and JD. I don't even know the names of any of the other boys, but poor things to have to go from looking like an awkward 14 year old to an awkward soccer dad in the span of mere months. The Dullards are nothing but a hot mess. I was having breakfast at the moment they decided to replay Derelict's 10 minute long barf n gag scene, so thank you for that TLC. They are both so checked out, it's almost scary. Jill has zero expression for anything. She is completely disconnected from Izzy and from life overall. All she's capable of is to plaster on a blank and fake smile, at least Michelle had 16 kids before she got to the stage Jill is at now with one. Not only was there zero response when she got her diagnosis at the doctor, which fine, as mentioned above it could have totally been a reenactment and we know Jill doesn't have the two brain cells to rub together and fake emotion, but the Derelict barf-o-rama scene was definitely not a reenactment and Jill just lingers back looking like the completely unconcerned mental toddler she is. At least hold back Derelict's man bun! Jessa clearly wears Ben's balls as a necklace underneath her modesty layers and I kind of love that she's the real headship in that family but is she trying to get ownership of Jeremy's as well? I know it's the Duggars and after watching them for so many years, I shouldn't be shocked at their lack of tact, but they still got me. I can't even wrap my head around descending to an in-laws house and completely redecorating things MY way and refusing to listen to what they want. Putting a queen bed in that tiny spare bedroom? Rolling her eyes when Jeremy suggested a bunk bed and annoyingly stating, "a couple can't sleep in a bunk bed." News flash Jessa: yes! A couple can "totally" sleep in a bunk bed when they're a guest at another's house for a few days! That comment made me think that her and Ben plan on spending a lot of time in Laredo and bunk beds are beneath her since she left the TTH. Finally, can Jinger not be Robin to Jessa's Batman for just a minute?! My goodness she needs to grow a spine. I don't think she did anything the entire episode except roll her eyes and walk away anytime Jessa and Jeremy started disagreeing about something. For being the "creative one" you would think she would have more input on her future home. Or at least stand up for Jeremy, who was obviously very overwhelmed the entire episode.

Yet my boyfriend and I are around Zach and Tori's age and we absolutely despise "babe" and refuse to use it. Different strokes for different folks. To whoever mentioned it, I totally caught Zach's nonstop butt grabbing in Tori's video! Feels like he's a little more confident behind the camera, which is normal. It really surprised me though. I love the person Zach is becoming, but I think deep down I still see him as that total dweeb he was for years on the show so it's weird to see him show even a spark of personality.

Finally got around to watching. Wow looks like TLC is giving in to the hate watchers and giving the golden hipster couple a horrible edit this season. I don't know what was worse, judging Amy for dating vs courting (who the hell outside of Duggar circles even speaks like that?!) or broadcasting their plans to kick mom out and steal the spotlight from Zach and Tori with the promises of babies for the upcoming year. Just when I thought I couldn't dislike them anymore. Honestly it's getting to the point where I don't even want to watch the show just to not contribute to their lazy lifestyle...but I know I'll be back next week and I kind of hate myself for it. Newsflash to Jerk and Oddj, the show is called LITTLE people, big world, you two are nothing but obnoxious accessories. Everyone is tuning in to see Matt, Amy and Zach. No one cares how you guys style that rats nest of hair or how "intentional" your knockoff marriage is. Looks like next week will be the baby announcement so hopefully we won't have to deal with their smug mugs on tv. On the other hand, I cannot get over how much Zach has matured lately. Married life and Tori have done him good, this cannot be said enough. I actually look forward to seeing him as a dad. I hope Tori doesn't go the Duggar route and film the entire birth though.

He is so annoying and ironic. He and Oddj completely abuse the instagram live story feature. It's obscene how often their boring stories pop up on my feed. I wonder what it feels like to not have to do anything all day everyday ?

I find it interesting that pretty much every Roloff posted something on instagram about Molly's engagement...except Jerk and Oddj. Aren't they also the same ones who missed her graduation last season? Their selfishness never ceases to amaze me. As far as Molly's wedding, I'm curious to see if she'll put it on the show. I don't blame her if she does because I wouldn't hesitate to get married on TLC if they are comping the event. But, I'll also be super surprised because she seems as private as Jacob. I guess we'll wait and see. I won't judge her either way she goes though. But I do applaud her and Jacob for not turning into reality tv whores (*cough cough* Oddj and Jerk *cough cough*).

Derelict and Jill look about as excited as teenagers having a whoopsy baby after the condom breaks. Dim Bulb and Mullet really need to quit those awkward videos, it's just painful to watch at this point, even Israel seems over it. But Derelict especially looked off, almost like he was pissed and forced to be there. Oh to be a fly on that wall.

I don't know how TLC suckered me into watching Jilly Muffin's and Jessa Blessa's wedding for the umpteenth time, but they did. I had forgotten how extremely awkward Derelict and Jilly Bean were initially. Jill must have spent hours on Pinterest trying to get that tacky wedding together. Derelict seemed really forced on the reveal when he first saw her in her dress and it made me think how fake and emotionless he always comes off to me, but I'm probably being biased because he's my absolute least favorite Duggar-in-law. Anyways, I didn't see anyone comment on this so I had a question. After the awkward kiss of the century, the Dullards grooms men were all holding up cards with numbers. I had never caught that before and was in awe at how much this upped the creepy obsession with that first kiss, were those really score cards rating the kiss? Is that a thing?

I don't want to get to off topic, but this is regarding Obamacare. I was a full time college student working a part time job back in January when I applied for it. I made a whooping $300 a month (not my proudest) I qualified for insurance plans that ranged from $321 to $800 a month. There was no way I could afford that! So I am one of those youngins who had no choice but to forego insurance and so are a lot of my peers because it is not as affordable as it is portrayed. I then reapplied with a counselor at a hospital, before starting the process, I told him I had already applied but would rather pay my $600-$800 annual penalty fee around tax time rather than $3,800 a year I did not have. He said he was going to apply me anyways because if I didn't qualify he would give me an exemption code at the end of the application that would waive the penalty when tax time came around since I couldn't afford it. I think there's a lot of public misconceptions about Obamacare, I know there's a lot about it I still don't know. However, in regards to the Duggars, even if they do not go for Obamacare (because evul Democrats!) I am sure there are more coverage options for them to choose from. Plus that's a mighty big penalty fee they'll have to pay come tax time! I don't they can get exempted from it. I simply cannot fathom being pregnant and uninsured by choice, because they can clearly afford it. My boyfriend and I recently had a pregnancy scare and we joked that I would have to marry him to get on his insurance. Why would anyone take that risk? Especially considering the scary deliveries both Duggarlings have already had.

I am absolutely fascinated by this womanly orgasm topic. I hope Jessa or any female Duggar is reading this and blushing and Googling away. Count me in as one completely surprised by a woman's difficulty to achieve an orgasm. I was a very sheltered (read: masturbation was bad in my household too and we weren't even religious) young girl and when I got into my first relationship at age 20, I decided to wait on sex. Take that Duggars, I was a 20 year old viginal alcohol drinking college attending atheist! Well needless to say that after a year and a half of nothing but making out in my life, I was exactly as revved up and ready to go as Jinger is. You could almost see the hormones emitting out of me too. Well to get to the point, I eventually gave up on my notions of saving myself for marriage and clumsily did the deed with that guy and there was no problem at all for me to...you know, get there. I think Jinger will be fine the first couple of times at least. Once the novelty wears off and Jeremy boringly continues to climb on top of her missionary style for a full two minutes, then she'll be in trouble. I am now more fascinated in this topic than the Duggars and I want the eventual tell all book to include hints about the average Duggar sex life, minus the helmet head couple! Not enough brain bleach in the world for that.

Oh my how I cackled with delightful laughter at actually seeing Jill break her "keeping sweet to my headship" diposition when Derelict asked her if he should keep the mustache. The silence and then the door being swung open with her looking at him like "no effing way in hell" was so natural! I almost had to do a double take to make sure that was really the "sweet" Jilly Muffin. I know the only reason she said no was because she knows the Boob would collapse from a heart attack at the airport if he saw Derelict sporting a Tom Selleck, but it was so refreshingly natural. I would have had the same reaction if my boyfriend would ask me the same question. What a change from when she first met Derelict and would not stop pouting about how much she loved his facial hair.

What a snoozefest! Way too much Ben and that god awful sub "urban" football camp. All I could concentrate on this episode was how crispy and unhealthy Jinger's hair looked. I mean bad hair and Duggars kind of go hand in hand. The boys all have those receding hairlines from the moment they hit puberty. The girls all need to lose at least a foot of hair and get rid of those curls circa 2003. And don't even get me started on Mechelle and Boob's hair helmets. But Jinger's really stands out because it's not just horrendously styled like the rest of them, but it looks so dry and lifeless. I almost think it's worse when she straightens it because then it's really obvious. The banana curls she was working on actually look better. I'm hoping she breaks the mold and does an updo for that mop for the wedding. I can't believe I just wrote an entire paragraph on Cringers banana crunch hair. But you know the show is boring when there's not even anything to snark on. Plus it was really distracting during her talking heads, it's like the hair becomes it's own character on this show. But seriously, I want to give Jinger a makeover so bad! A nice and modern bob cut until healthy hair grows out, a lesson in the "less is more" make-up handbook. Jeremy, help her!

I'm Hispanic and live in a heavily Hispanic city, I know quite a few Jorges who pronounce it George and it baffles me too. But it is very common practice, just like shortening down Roberto to Robert. It is especially common among second generation immigrants who are trying to be more Americanized. I don't understand why they don't just change the spelling as well.

TLC producers must have been salivating at the obvious trainwreck to come when they watched that audition tape. Just hearing Danielle say the word "sex" made me shudder. Also, if she's 41 in that video I will eat my shoe. Wasn't it discovered during her season that she was actually 46? And when confronted on Facebook (I think) she said the show got her age wrong. Or is she really that bad at math that she doesn't know her own age?

Did my eyes deceive me or was Jessa's minivan a cluttered hoarders mess when she and Jinger were driving to the taco place?!?

Yes to all the Steven love! He is an absolute sweetheart, his parents did amazing with him. I am going to need an entire box of tissues if I have to see him heart broken over Megan next week.