Dixie Sugarbaker

Gotta hide those plastic surgery scars.

On WWHL Kyle contradicted herself (shocker!} and said she was intentionally dismissive of Merce and insinuated that Sutton had never spoken of him because Sutton had been so mean to her all season. She has acted butt hurt since the reunion; this gives me hope Sutton ripped her a new one. Fingers crossed!

And this sums up everything about Kyle.

This was a quiet episodes, but quiet episodes highlight how horrible Kyle is. From acting like a juvenile on the way to the ash spreading after she knew how emotional this was to Sutton, being unable to not shop for even one day, to intentionally not bringing a decent red dress, picking on Dorit for ordering in Spanish iIN SPAIN after speaking Spanish herself the entire trip, complaining about doing the flamenco dance with her friends (probably because she could not do the splits), it just shows how she is a friend to no one.

If you can, please watch the after show. Sutton says that she knows Kyle was behind the alcoholic claim, the eating disorder claim, esophogate, and the lonely statement. She knows Kyle used AM to push those narratives. Hope she blasts Kyle at the reunion. No wonder Kyle says she is taking a break from Sutton; it was preemptive action on her part.

Erika, you have not been vindicated yet in your court case. It was a technicality and if they prove the earrings were paid by client funds you will lose them. The ladies understand that hence the non- celebratory reactions from them.

I do think that Crystal believes that some of the cast is uneducated and shallow, and she isn’t wrong (see Kyle and Erika), I do believe that she did not tell AM that at their first meeting. The lonely and insecure statement was a truly crappy and stupid thing to say. What a jerk, and she needs to learn how to apologize.

AnneMarie has given me many, many reasons to dislike her, but I really can no longer take the middle part with her horsey face! People with horsey features should NEVER wear a middle part. See also, Sarah Jessica Parker.

If anyone watches the after show, Anne Marie said that Kyle had told her Sutton had an eating disorder and that is why she was questioning her. So AM is burning Kyle for this; she won’t be around for long. I think this event was a NAMI fundraiser that Kyle hijacked and turned into a Celebration of Life for the show. That is the only reason I can think of why a respected charity would have a step and repeat - because it was actually a fundraiser. Also, Kyle what you had on was totally inappropriate for anything except going out to a club. You are in your fifties; you don’t have to look old but you ain’t young.

Gee Dorit, if the legendary Elizabeth Taylor could marry a construction worker, then Sutton can snog a driver.

I am beginning to think that Kyle has been a ventriloquist the entire time, it is just this time production isn’t removing her audio so we are hearing her do it. Need to go back and see other times she probably prodded on of her puppets to speak for her.

Kyle: Why would anyone go after someone’s marriage. DS: Let’s roll that beautiful bean footage, Kyle.

Is there any drug that doesn’t say do not use with alcohol. I took a look at mine and they all have that disclaimer. I figure it is more a legal disclaimer than actual medical necessity for many drugs. My doctor prescribed me gabapentin for hot flashes (it works!) and I can honestly say I don’t see any cognitive changes. Using that drug against Sutton is really lame and a bit of a stretch.

I think Sutton’s need to explain stems from her therapist mother. I bet every feeling Sutton had growing up had to be explained and analyzed.

It was so Kyle of Kyle to act shocked that Sutton pulled out a joint when Sutton told everyone she had Kyle’s permission to do so.

If I had a friend who said she had an eating disorder at one time and she started suddenly working out everyday for up to three hours a day, I would be concerned that her eating disorder was manifesting in a different way. If only one of those women could articulate that.

He did ask for a divorce on her birthday, so asshole sounds right.

The fact that Kyle could not even be nice to Sutton when Sutton was tearing up over her fear that her son would want to move to London shows what a complete bitch she is. I knew Kyle was a snake when she waited around for the cameras to follow her to confront Kim in the limo S1, and she has continued her reptilian ways.

Sutton is high-strung and emotional. The thing is she knows it and cops to it. It also looks like she has developed coping mechanisms, like leaving to be by herself and calm down. In the real world, this would applauded but in Housewives world, they have to deny her the opportunity to use her coping skills and rile her up again. Makes for interesting tv but it is hard to watch.

Sutton may have some kooky outfits but I loved the polka dot dress she wore with Jennifer Tilly. I want that dress! I love seeing her and JT together; if you listen to Jeff Lewis, the episode with JT was the funniest thing I have ever heard. I don’t think that Sutton wanted the divorce. My understanding is he told her on her birthday which is a horrible thing to do. I think she “fought” to make sure she didn’t get screwed in the divorce. I picture Angela Bassett’s husband in Waiting to Exhale, trying to hide assets from his wife, when I think of Sutton’s husband. if Kyle is going to claim that Kathy is horrible to her based on what Rinna, who I wouldn’t trust if she told me the sky was blue, claimed Kathy said, it is going to get old quickly. Like, already stale.

Erin is such an Eeyore. She repeats what someone says but then gives it a negative connotation. Here is a fictional illustration: Erin to Dixie Sugarbaker: Have some of the pie my Mom made. It is her specialty. DS: Thank you, it looks delicious but I could not eat a bite more. Erin to her Mom later: She said she wouldn’t eat a bite of your pie. Negative spin = Erin

I guess I am the oddball but I liked Where Are You Christmas. It was a novel concept for a Hallmark movie, and it wasn’t as hokey as most Hallmark movies. I did think that the leads had chemistry, but to me the best pairing was Jim O ‘Heir and Julie Warner as the parents. Jerry/Garry/Larry Gergich for the win!

I loved Jessel calling Erin a Pet Parrot. Perfect name for her as she has absolutely no original thoughts but merely parrots what others say. Sai cannot allow anyone else to have trauma (save Brynn) because without her trauma, what is Sai. She is not that great an influencer, she has absolutely no style or taste, and is not at all witty. All she has is her overcoming trauma story, and while that is commendable it is not unique. Brynn gets a pass from Sai because even Sai knows she can’t compete wIth Brynn’s story.

I think Meri would have told Kody she was done and gone at that awkward meeting if Robyn hadn’t been feeding Meri with the fiction that Kody still wanted them to be a family. Robyn has been doing everything she can to keep Meri around just so she can lord it over Meri that Robyn is the preferred wife. Robyn is truly one sick individual.

Don’t know if it is, but when she is changing clothes while talking to Sandavol you can see the tag is still on it.