Dixie Sugarbaker

True, you can’t mortgage half a house. But if your scumbag partner remortgages the house for his lame restaurant, thereby investing your money in it, you can go to court and claim part ownership in said lame restaurant, and then align yourself with the partner who also hates him and force him out. That would make a great Season 11.

Absent the DNA fraud, the lawyer should be fired and disbarred for not telling his clients that a large hotel chain was offering mega bucks for the Woodstone. That in and of itself would be reason enough.

Lala’s holier than thou routine is disgusting, especially since if Oliver had given her a second glance she would have been all over him. And Lala would not have just kissed him. LVP is totally suspicious of Sandavol.

I didn’t think Spencer was a big game Hunter as much as he was hired to hunt wildlife that were hunting the people building the railroad. He never seemed like he wanted to kill, he just wanted to protect people.

Thank you Kathy for putting both Rinna and Kyle in their place. Kyle always uses her tears to manipulate herself out of trouble and it was good to see Kathy call her out on it and not back down. I think Kyle’s hysterical tears were mostly her realizing she had really messed up this time. I had to crack up with Kathy claiming she did not have the text on her phone so it must not have happened. You know she accidentally deleted it and doesn’t remember the text or the deletion. I wished they had shown more of Sutton’s reactions to the whole Kathy/Lisa/Kyle drama. She makes the best faces!

I have a theory about Diana’s “investigation” into Jax’s harassment. Diana’s lawyers gather up all the information, information I think would implicate Diana, Rinna and Erika. Then they give it to some friendly law enforcement person who sit on it. As it is a pending investigation, no FOIA request can be fulfilled, the information stays hidden. It is a common tactic for state and federal agencies to begin an investigation into something that may reflect badly on them just to keep the information from being able to be disclosed to the public. Common lawfare tactic and I think it is being used here.

And yet her threatening text to Garcelle had perfect grammar and spelling. Interesting.

Well, since demons are fallen angels, it is entirely possible Rinna.

My only comment about the episode is this: Kyle is a shit sister.

I find these reports of there being cracks in the FF5 relationships to be suspicious. They each are unpopular and some would seem to be on the chopping block, so what better way to stay on the show than there being a perceived breach? People who don’t like Rinna and Erika may still watch if there is no FF5. I could see them agreeing to be at odds, but never revealing anything of importance, all as a way to stay on the show. I won’t believe there is really a problem with them until someone drops who of the FF5 actually leaked Puppygate.

Rinna can’t discuss what happened in Aspen in front of Kathy because Kathy could clarify what really happened. To me, what probably happened was Kathy was pissed, was cussing out Kyle and ranting about all the shitty things she has done to Kathy and her family; immediately upon entering the duplex went to her room to pack, probably was making a lot of noise packing, and then left for a hotel within an hour of reaching the house. However, Rinna kept texting Erika about how awful it was even after the ranting was over. If Rinna were to discuss the night in front of Kathy, her “Kathy was frightening me for hours” would probably be disputed by Kathy producing her receipts of her hotel check-in time. This is how Rinna works: she gets her “truth” out before her victim even knows there is an issue. I bet Rinna really fed Sutton a lot of BS about Kathy when they met to buy Crystal’s birthday gift. Hate we didn’t see it.

Imagine how horrendous that fugly jumpsuit would have been if Diana had worn it correctly. While my petty little heart enjoyed that Diana posted that wasted picture of Kyle on social media for all the world to see, it really shows what a shit person Diana is.

I agree. There is nothing Sutton could say to make Diana be civil, so why even get it the mud with her. In this situation with these hags, not engaging is the best course of action. i had been giving Diana the benefit of the doubt when she said she was not involved in harassing Jax because I could not imagine any mother going after someone else’s child, but after tonight I am sure she was behind it. Sutton was right, she is a soulless person, and Erika and Rinna are Diana’s little bitches following along behind her.

Gee Kyle, what is the best way to stir the pot - clockwise or counterclockwise?

I am guessing that Rudd’s character is subletting Amy Schumer’s Sting penthouse while she is in LA shooting her tv version of Only Murders in the Building after she and Oliver completed negotiations over the rights. And since Rudd was coughing up blood when he died, he was poisoned in the Arconia - so technically there will be a murder in the building.

Did anyone else notice the editor’s shade they threw at Kyle when she was reminiscing about her roller skating days with the cast of Different Strikes and the Jackson family? The picture was of KIM, not Kyle. That must have really ticked her off.

The wedding montage was a great shout-out to The Wedding Singer.

I think G’s secret love is the vampire killer turned vampire that he saved last season.

I hope that scene berating Sutton isn’t on Rinna’s soap opera audition tape cause it was bad! Next week’s scene where she is crying over Lois looks even worse. She is not as good an actress as she thinks.

If I were Sutton and had her real FU money, I would set up a shell company, purchase the mortgages on Lisa’s house through it, call in the loans., and the tell Lisa to get the F out of my house. Yes, I can be a shady, vindictive bitch when warranted.

Why did the Orderly/Vecna single out Eleven out of all of the kids when she didn’t seem to be the strongest child? She was able to connect with him in S1 and start the Upside Down chain of events, and before the Hawkins Lab massacre he and Eleven seemed to have a real connection. So I wonder, who is Eleven’s father and is he the Orderly/Vecna?

Does Bravo pay Mikey when he is shown on air? It makes no sense that he is there all the time and Erika being “I am so broke” otherwise. I could just see Erika saying “ I can’t pay you, but we can get you a contract with Bravo and have you appear every episode and get paid!” Her makeup sucks, her hair is atrocious, and her looks are horrid therefore he is obviously not actually working, so the only logical reason he is around is to pick up a Bravo paycheck.

I agree. The glass must have been Big Lou from Cougartown.

Since the tabloids found out about PK’s DUI, I am guessing Dorit had confided in Lisa.

I also don’t think it is Diana’s house. It may be her base of operation though.