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I didn’t like Eileen at all but I agree, I do like Teddi so far. I get why people hire her as an “accountability coach.” She seems encouraging but firm, and to go from 200 pounds to where she’s at now is no mean feat, physically and psychologically, so I’m sure that’s inspiring. I admire anyone who has been able to accomplish that, famous dad or no. That’s why I played the one-armed bandits. No tipping on my $1 spins. LOL

And why is LVP dressed like a British barrister?

Erica needs someone to pack her purse for her??? Good grief. The ladies’ THs about her outfits were cute.

I was just looking up quotes from one of my favorite movies, Auntie Mame. This dialogue sorta fits:

Thanks for posting! I was literally thinking about this today, because one of the songs from the show popped up in my playlist today, and I was hoping to hear/see something soon!

One of my earliest pop-music memories is of my cousin playing the “Jack and Diane” video (which he’d recorded off of the America’s Top 40 TV show) over and over and over again. I got SUPER tired of it but now it gives me fond memories. And it gets stuck in my head every time I think of this show :p And it’s part of what threw me off about Teddi’s “Care Bears and My Little Ponies” comment. Those were popular when *I* was a kid, so I thought she was around my age. But she’s quite a bit younger. OR SO SHE CLAIMS, LOL

Reminds me of a line from the movie Singles: “Desperation. The world’s worst cologne.”

YES. I was in Nordstrom looking for holiday-ish tops and almost everything had sleeves like that.

We don’t have to name names or point fingers or... name names! Elaine and Susie! Susie and Elaine!

“Scratch the puss! Scratch the puss! I was gonna buy her some medication for that.” LOL, LVP. Now, now. Let’s not start the name calling so early in the season. Be nice to Rinna. ;)

Give it time. ;) I kinda felt the same about Shep when Southern Charm started, but no more. That show really hasn’t done him any favors over the years.

LOL. I might use that face during RelationShep.

This Espionage Team stuff by Schwartz is spot on and hilarious. The editors went overtime with those cheesy graphics too.

Geez, this is painful. Why does it look like Shep just woke up in every scene? Never mind, he probably did. It’s just kid of offensive to me that he’s picking these women apart for perfection and, himself, showing up as though he just rolled out of bed and “um, uh, um”-ing his way through his “conversations.” Jax from Vanderpump Rules and Shep should get together on a show where they pretend to want to date seriously but continue to act like immature 17 year olds just let out of an all boy’s school.

I need to “rewind” for a sec... Let’s see: —Invite to Ariana’s birthday party goes to James, his girlfriend, and his hanger-on: check —Invite to said party for the *wife* of an attendee: no go Look. I know that Katie has issues with a bunch of these people, but it’s garbage to not invite her to the parties her husband is attending. And to go to *two* parties without your wife? That’s on you, Schwartz. Next time she yell-cries about your shady behavior, I won’t feel all that sorry for you because you’re bringing it on yourself, broham.

That’s a pretty big step! Ready for that kind of commitment? ;)

“The last thing this world needs is more of Jax’s DNA floating around.” Indeed, Sandoval. Indeed. (And if you’re reading, hey there!)

Jax’s denials in Part 6 sound exactly like his denials about Faith.

Oh dear. Kim’s breasts are pushing Erika’s out of the way, like, “We’re the Stars here, lady.”

She’ll be the Zsa Zsa of our day. Multiple marriages, “famous” for being “famous”, heavy accent (vocal fry).

Everything about it is weird. I would have thought that the room would be well booked—and yet, if it’s not, that post wouldn’t really get me racing to the phone.

For a cast that’s 100% obsessed with social media, you’d think that SUR’s own social media team would get a little more creative than a half-hearted “book our private room for your holiday event” post, using a boring (pretty, but boring) shot of a *table* edited in a free graphics app.

The shot of Logan giving his forlorn, distant look as James and his girlfriend hugged and kissed reminded me of Toby’s forlorn reaction shots on The Office.

Yes, but it’s OUR scripted, set up, and stupid reality show! ;)

On another note, the more I think about Katie’s (comparative) non-reaction to Schwartz’s attendance at the party, the more I think that Production must have coached her to let her know it was them, not him, driving his attendance. Obviously they knew the Jax thing was going to go down, and they needed his friend there as part of the puzzle—knowing he typically covers for Jax, and wanting to capture his reaction in real time. Katie’s absence also drives the “friend”ship narrative they apparently will have this season.