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Wonder if Scheana will smirk with glee the way she did when Lala told the story about Schwartz. Because apparently it’s super fun to have a crappy mate, or else she wouldn’t have smirked, right?

Right? If she hadn’t, I think a whole bunch more of us would be flying private.

She has a whole show full of them? (Kidding, kidding. I don’t think the cast is *dumb.*)

LOL @Lizzing! You are SO RIGHT!

On RHOBH I can’t remember, but from what little I’ve seen of NJ, they cook frequently, and I recall Shannon cooking a little for a party she had during her first season.

I find Plategate (heh) puzzling. For one, Teddi and her husband strike me as the kinds of people who would care the least about Hermes plates in that crew. Secondly... exactly your point: I mean I guess that if they've lived a somewhat peripatetic life, they might have their china stored elsewhere, but it seems that they would still have SOMETHING by now (as they've hosted parties... with Boy George, no less! ;) And finally, but this is totally MHO, they are not all that chic and the kind of thing that you buy to say LOOK, I HAVE HERMES PLATES. All that said, I don't really care, unless they go bankrupt or whatnot and We, the People are stuck holding the bill. And I agree with your comments re: LVP.

Oh yeah but sheesh. She is SUCH a try hard. ”Desperation. The world’s worst cologne.”

What is up with Rinna’s buttinsky “OH I LOOOOOOOVVVVVEEE CHUUUUUURRRRCCCHHH”? I mean, will she not “love” anything in order to get the attention on her? Geez.

“The only thing 75 here is Rinna’s IQ” Buuuuuuuurrrrnnnnn

Yeah that was typical Landon. She asks what they’re there for. The Brazilian one semi sarcastically says, a free vacation. Landon gets all faux indignant, like, if you aren’t here to GET MARRIED then you’re wasting everyone’s time. Like please, Lady. It’s not like SHEP wants to marry these women either.

It has its charms ("charms," as in, I crave it at weird times--and no, I don't share Katie's stash of edibles), but if you haven't tried it I don't know that you need to run out and do so. In terms of "restaurants I've discovered via reality tv," I much prefer Lemonade (which I first saw on The Hills). Yeah, you can't get a $1 burrito, but you also don't feel like you need to repent afterwards.

i love you for including that screenshot of Daniel Dae Kim. I'm still annoyed they tossed him (didn't get equal pay, etc.) from Hawaii Five 0.

Another thing. ;) Jax said something similar, like he was angry that the other girls were just getting Brittany riled up. No, dude, if you guys didn’t pull that crap, there’d be no reason (ok less reason) for any of them to get angry about your cheating in the first place!

Maybe Shep won’t kick people off the island. Maybe he’ll just lose them by attrition. (Ha. Wrote that 2 minutes before Arden left.)

A. The cost of getting Taco Bell via Postmates was probably as much as (or 2x the cost of) the food. B. Lala is all kinds of gross. Can we just put her back where she was hiding the first couple episodes? I just took a shower and having her back on made me want another one. She has zero respect for herself or others, apparently.

LISA! Why are you adopting Brittany’s Momma’s frosty-pink lipstick habits???? Wear something more like Sandoval’s lip gloss. And LOL I literally thought “Shark Tank” a second before Schwartz said it.

Eggs a la prison du comte

On my trip to Vegas a few years ago, we got a table (not as expensive as that one, LOL) and people kept trying to crash it. It was ridiculous. It’s awesome that you can sit down, but swatting a bunch of freeloading drunkies away every 10 minutes is a PITA as well. Someone in our group let one woman sit down “for a second to fix her shoe” or some nonsense, and eventually we had to evict her because it was clear she wouldn’t leave otherwise. I’m sure the RHOBH didn’t deal with that. (Or maybe they do, they’re just z-list “celebrity” freeloaders instead of hoi polloi freeloaders ;)

Her tweet says “LA is a town full of fake and selfish people.” So she moves to Vegas? It’s all in who and what you’re looking for. I know plenty of great people who are from LA or who live in LA. And despite what I said, lots of cool people from Vegas, too. But it’s not the first place I think of when looking for a locale focused on something beyond showiness and glitz.

I was just watching the Audience channel myself :) “Blowing Smoke” has really grown on me as an episode lately. But “Tomorrowland,” bleh.

Geez, that’s really sad. I hope they have photos and maybe even serial numbers. I 100% agree that it’s a very unwise idea to post that you’re out of town all over your social media for this very reason, but it seems that there were so many factors that allowed this to happen. To sit around blaming Kyle (as some apparently are doing?) instead of, I don’t know, the crooks?, is kind of cruel.

This also reminds me of the Bling Ring. They scouted out celebrity homes and robbed them based on when they knew they’d be out of the house (social media posts, etc). Paris Hilton was a victim.

Very sad. I also wonder if we’ll see him make any serious changes in his lifestyle and how he chooses to live. It happens. Sometimes the death of a parent causes people to grow up in a way they hadn’t previously. Glad he credits Brittany with supporting him.

Plus she now has some pop culture cachet (or “cachet”, if you like)—she’s been lampooned on SNL and she’s a character in that Kardashian game. I can see that being a “draw” for Rinna and Dorit (in a way).

I always think of PSL—Pumpkin Spice Latte—when I see it. So DSL would be what, Dorito Spice Latte? Durian Spice Latte? Donut Spice Latte? Any of those would be more appealing to me.