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Is LVP missing? Geez, so many of those women are not recognizable anymore... Looks like a crazy PR event loud baby shower.

$10K worth of ‘fabulous’ belongings stolen from Lala Kent’s car

Count almonds, alimony checks, and grievances.

Oh, Moaner... You have a good figure. (Certainly better than mine.) If you dressed to accent your strengths—rather than dressing to look young and/or “hot”—I promise you, far more people would say “Wow! You look great!” instead of just “Wow, Ramona...” /s/ ivygirl

I think there’s a Learning Annex class for that. Or maybe it’s on Khan Academy?

Yes! And from anyone else, his tale of Rhylee and Tyler on the road would have irritated me as snobbish commentary, but for some reason I found his telling delightful, perhaps because he was so giddy about it. Re: the IG post above.... Ugh. Laura. Yes none of us can relate to #yachtlife. None of us who have been creeped out on the job would’ve been creeped out EVEN IF we saw the other half of the fact. Even guy friends can’t occasionally turn out to be creepers. *eyeroll*

I liked Tyler before, but this turn of events really got to me, maybe because I’ve been through it (in a certain sense). Guy acts into you then FREAKS OUT because you’ve crossed the line (that you didn’t know you crossed) and becomes a douche so that you’re the one to get upset and back off. Then acts like it’s weird that you backed off. Look, I know Rhylee has been a bear this season, and I *personally* think she moved far too quickly on the physical side (as did he), but I was seriously pissed on her behalf. If Tyler’s going to be Mr Hookup on these boats, he’s going to have to learn how to be more straightforward about what he’s expecting. On another note, I did like hearing that Josiah was less bothered by the all-guy charter than he originally thought he’d be. I love that Laura’s name was “Sorey” in that dramatic re-enactment of the scene ;) That was one of my favorites too. I DID NOT find Unicorn’s “meat joke” funny but I DID love Laura’s “char-coo-terry” board. (Is that how some people pronounce it? I usually hear “shar-coo-ter-ee.”) Also loved the horrible guest’s “fwa-gwa” story ;) Ohhhh, these last charter guests. I haven’t laughed this season like I laughed at that fight. The crew’s glee over it was fun :) I admit I wasn’t that excited to watch tonight, but this was one of the season’s better eps.

Great point. I’d think you could find a decent female DJ in LA super easily.

Per Katie: There are bottles of tequila behind the bar that have been at SUR longer than Billie? I don’t know how I feel about that. I mean I know most liquor keeps for a while even if open, but that just makes it sound like Tequila doesn’t sell at SUR and I somehow doubt that. ;) Still, fair point goes to Katie.

Elaine and Suzy! Suzy and Elaine! I looooove that episode. It also has one of my favorite Seinfeld moments: George modifying the “Greatest American Hero” theme song for his answering machine. Carry on... Sandoval—known for his Flat Iron (FI) usage.

Heck, I’d consult Dr. Google before asking randoms on Twitter.

Maybe it’s because I’ve been cooped up inside all day, but dare I say it—even though the article reads like a PR piece, this looks like it was fun: Vanderpump Rules’ Brittany, Katie Celebrate Birthdays in Vegas: Pics The part I find the funniest is this: It sounds skeptical when they put it that way. The so-called “delicious” food at Ramsay’s joint.

No way. Kristen is model beautiful. Kristen told us so herself!

I thought it said “Vegas Mafia”? But yikes, I went to the James Mae website* and you are right. * Kadooz to Kristen—the site is not bad looking, AND it’s functional in time for the rollout on TV! With product in stock! That’s more than could be said for many Bravolebrity endeavors. And at least she didn’t go the wine/dietary supplement/cosmetics route that so many of them do, and do so poorly. ETA the shirts are made to order. Not a bad idea but I hope it doesn’t take 3 months to get a shirt.

Hey Billie. You work at a bar. Grab a Diet Coke, a tonic water, heck just some water from the tap. There’s no need to be so thirsty.

I agree. A season of watching Bethenny sit around, moping, taking sick-bed selfies a la RHOBH Yolanda, and making her poor driver listen to and clean up after her illness, isn’t my idea of fun.

Bethenny Frankel says her vision, memory changed by allergic reaction I can’t comment on the correlation among these things. But maybe see a doctor before asking randoms on Twitter?

This is exactly what I do if I’m at a restaurant. I ask if the dish I’m interested in has any nuts. If they say yes—peanuts, or macadamias, or almonds, I will then say that those are OK and order. It’s easier to start out broad—otherwise I have to give the three “asterisks” before I even order and that gets tedious.

I suddenly find myself wanting a bottle of Core Water! I wonder why that is. If Ross were treating me the way he treated Rhylee, I’d be PISSED. He doesn’t understand that part of why she’s giving him so much attitude is that he’s being a quintessential douchebro. I’m not excusing her attitude, but it’s like the more obnoxious she gets, the more he doubles down on the bro-ishness. He has zero insight into how he comes across, giving her all the cleaning tasks and then doubting her ability to handle herself. (Kate was great with her, BTW.) I’m tired of hearing how much the guest is into Adrian... from Adrian. I didn’t realize that unicorns could pat themselves on the back so easily. You’re not all that, dude. My guess is that the husband is 100% aware of the way his wife is. And finally, Laura. She’s clearly the type of girl who runs around and tells evvvvvvveryone how put upon she is. Don’t be sore-y not sore-y. CHECKLIST YOURSELF!

To be fair, maybe he just had to figure out where he stood on the Rooooooooooooobbbbb scale of home improvement before he was willing to become more, shall we say, intimate.

Came here to say the same thing! Every time I see her I think “wow, the girl from 227* has really done well for herself.” I loved Regina’s speech and it’s refreshing to see a young TV star who not only stays sane as she grows older, but also turns into a true success, one you can feel so proud for. * Yes she is so much more than that! But I loved 227 :)

With my tree nut allergy, I can indeed have issues with airborne particles. I was surprised to read that fish allergens can be airborne as well. I tread REALLY carefully when I say this... but... sometimes if I’m afraid I’m exposed to my allergens, I can have a panic attack, which feels like the beginning of anaphylaxis. But I wasn’t on that plane. And if they were, say, heating up rolls with walnuts, I’d probably have the same problem. I’d be really upset that they served fish when they said they wouldn’t. (And what airline serves hot meals these days!) Heck, I get annoyed that the “allergen free festival” lets people taste, touch, and carry around gluten-free products (which often have nuts) into the supposedly “nut free” areas. It’s not necessarily an issue for me all the time, but for some people it’s REALLY severe. It’s tough. I do feel for Bethenny though.

Bethenny has really taken to Twittershaming companies that don’t immediately do her bidding. In addition to making the company look bad to her fans, it also garners sympathy and it provides a way for her to milk donations and comp products out of others.

Me three! I’ll eat cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory if a) there are copious amounts of whipped cream or b) it’s not cheesecake, it’s regular cake. ;)

Well, I gave it the old college try (90 seconds) and realized her “acting” voice sounded identical to her tone on VPR. I figured that told me enough, but I did google and find this stellar review. https://betches.com/we-watched-lala-kents-movie-the-row-so-you-dont-have-to/ TL; DR: Don’t bother.