DrSparkles

The worst human ever.

Exactly! tl,dr? “Nasty.”

I thought it was going to be revealed IN ANOTHER TWIST that John returned the gun days later.

It was probably in the missing person flier?

So, ~a year ago, the son died, a girl went missing & Erin got pregnant?

Oh Raquel. That was so sad. James was so good IMO. HOLD UP. FOUR YEARS?! Excuse you Scheaner, your man is a chump. Randall’s expression was everything. Listen, if I’m gonna ever plan a party, I would love Tom over the top Sandoval to help. He is annoying but my god he’s over the top AND organized. Good on you James.

Mat ruined this entire episode for me. And by episode, I mean season.

I thought the apology tour was sweet & the baseball guy coaching him was great!

Hold up. Botched clitoris? Did Mia have FGM??

Schwartz & Sando’s? I have a friend who has been alcohol sober for several years but smokes a ton of dope & gets stoned out of her mind every night.

Jesus that interview w Woodward & Costa was terrifying.

💯! I did look up Koa’s net worth last week tho 🥺🥺🥺 I wish I knew more about the way the show worked. I.e., all the surfers were there at the end, I wonder if they filmed this in a week? Also, that spa day looked lame. Applying your own mask? No massage or facial? ¿Què?

The scoring is ridiculous. Koa got a 7.0 for landing his air & Kai got a 6.0 for busting ass??? And then 9.6 for Zeke?

Now I want to go to a spa resort! Any recommendations, especially in the SE US?!

MJs face… almost unrecognizable.

Ugh! Robyn shooting those whiskies. Tacky.

Enjoying this! I missed the first few minutes, did they talk about how they selected the contestants and whether or not they’ve had any experience at the surf ranch before? & how do they decide who goes first?

I think it’s 75 pounds over the past few years?

When it’s just these people together, I can tolerate it. But if they’re out in public, even flyfishing, all of the women plus Reza act so extra over the top that I hate them all. Especially Reza and destiny.

When he was stomping OFf, dId Matt say he’s “too clean…”? Wtaf

I was wondering who was who. They all ate like neanderthals. Was the other blonde ROII’s wife’s sister maybe? & then her husband? The crew were pretty drunk by 11pm!

Bread pudding, w breast milk… & vagina yeast. I HOWLED! ETA: Binge watched this on a rainy afternoon, I cried loud sobs at Kevin Hart in the snowglobe.

It’s NOT a stable home though. And it sets a BAD example for the kids. Been there (as a kid/teen).

I LOVE THIS SHOW!!! 🥲🥲

Eboni: “If you aren’t anti-racist, you’re racist.” No lies detected.