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Hayden looked way cuter than I remember him from....just three weeks ago ;). How does that happen?!!??!

My fear was that zing was going to be directed at Donny. If that happened I was done.

Right? But Derrick and Donny supposedly had the idea originally. So now three people in the house came up with the 'under the garbage bag' idea? Strange. Also, Derrick should never wear cream-colored shirts. Washes his face out completely. Oddly enough, I still find him attractive. Don't know what it is.

I feel like the kids on Laguna Beach said that about Kristen and Steeeeeeeeeephen having a baby. That the baby would be hot. (And tan...but that's just too much dumb for one post ;) Cannot STAND that! Andi did it a lot on her first episode when they got out of their limos. "I'm a hugger." Blech.

When Claire was talking about the turtle, and she just said 'turrrrrrrrrrrrrrtle.' Too cute. I may have rewound 4 times! I wish I liked her this much on Juan Pablo's season. I just find her so endearing. And so pretty!

Elise is tacky. Her clothes. Her personality. Just tacky. And, Graham? Terrible dancer. And what was with AshLee and her 'dancing'? She just kind of shimmied her ass for a few seconds. Strange. Claire didn't seem to have too much screen time tonight. But, I would LOVE for her to be the next Bachelorette. That is, if things don't work out with Zack.

Bill and Scout came off very unlikable. They seem like they're a fucking bore, too.

I think that People pic of Jessa is terrible. She looks just like Michelle and I've never seen any similarities before.

Did she maybe have that black football stuff on her face? I thought mascara too for a sec...but then remembered they just finished the football competition.

Derrick walking in, still dressed in his sports-casting suit, telling the four guys to go hash their shit out in private? Looked like a dad coming home from a long day of work and finding his four sons being dumbasses and telling them to take it elsewhere. Is having 1 million youtube followers a big deal? Like, seriously. Who gives a shit. EscapeGoat! Damnit, I wish I could have a new log in here bc that would be it ;)

That's exactly what I came here to post! I love Brendon. He's so deadpan. He makes me laugh.

Elise's bathing suit looked like a wicked weasel. Don't google if you're at work. Thought she looked very pretty at the end in her talking heads, but girl is nuts. I hope she's not still educating our youth, bc, good god! Dylan's look he gave when Elise said his name at the Rose Ceremony? Gold! Pure, 100% gold! Am loving Claire.

Jacosta kept calling herself 'Mama J.' All I heard was 'mah vah-jay." I thought 'how strange for this little preacher girl!!!!'

One of the girls said she was happy Graham was there bc he's an 'older' man. Um, whomever that was? Is 33. Graham? is 35. Wtf?!?! Lacy also reminds me of Christine Taylor, who played Marcia (Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!!!!) in the Brady Bunch movies. Not a fan....of Lacy. I do like Christine Taylor ;).

"Dylan, Jepetto called. He wants his vest back." Do not like Lacy. She reminds me of Lauren Conrad (LC from Laguna Beach). They have similar lips. I liked Daniella. So of course she's gone. Thought she was beautiful! Loved Clare tonight. Can't remember if I liked her on Juan Pablo's season or not. Loved Sara. Never saw her season. As others have said, she seems too sweet to be on this show. But, once a famewhore, always a famewhore? So, I say Sara for the next Bachelorette.

When they showed the back of the girl who came to eat Nicole's food, I thought it was Sarah....brought back as an extra!

What was the rest of the joke Rodman was telling about playing with the baby on the plane? He said 'baker man baker man." And then the baby said/did what??? I didn't hear or maybe just didn't get it.

est part of the episode was when Caleb was standing just inside the tinted sliding glass door and staring (creepily of course) at Amber and Derrick opens the door and jumps when he sees Caleb standing there and was all, "Dude, you scared the shit outta me!" You beat me to it, izzyboy. Sorry. Didn't read the whole thread before posting.

I liked when Derrick walked in from the outside and Caleb was "stalking at the window." Derrick said 'you scared the shit out of me." But, like, he didn't even flinch. Made me laugh. I'm drawn to Derrick for some strange reason. I think there's another side of him I dont know bc I dont watch the feeds. Or, I'm just naive and I'm just not seeing what others see in him regarding him being a dick.

Chelsea: go find Attorney Amy. She's worked wonders for Jenelle!

I find Derrick inexplicably sexy.

I just watched them on Jimmy Kimmel Live that aired after the finale last night. They are a damn good looking couple. They're not my favorites but I'll give them that....they look great together. Oh dear god. Didn't watch the entire thing. Apparently Jimmy Kimmel predicted Josh would be the 'winner' a few months ago. So, they flashed back to that episode. She is wearing the most unfortunate dress that shows 'under-boob'...if that's a thing. Please someone tell me you saw this too! They also played The Newlywed Game. Josh was asked Andi's most annoying character trait. He said "her over-analyzing." HAH! Could you imagine if she picked Nick? The two would be dead from over-analyzing!

Not a fan of Hy. AT ALL. And her sister Rachel (and her husband) looked bored to death listening to Andi talk about how passionate Nick was.

Can you tell us what happened on the real date?

I've never really felt bad for a contestant on a show like this or Survivor, Amazing Race, etc bc something was 'too hard' to do. But that 2400 goal kick in 24 hours seemed fucking brutal. And I truly felt for Brittney.