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I really liked watching the packaging/marketing part of the episode. Picking out graphics, the containers, piece of burlap for a ribbon. Thought that was really cool. Would watch a show all about marketing and packaging. Is there something out there like that that I'm missing?

They said Emma's accent was cheesy? This whole stupid show is cheesy! And I know some/most of you can't stand her voice. But, I love it! It's so calming and soothing to me.

Can Mary and Jeremiah get their own show? Just hanging out at Mother Schmucker's selling their goods? I love the relationship between those two.

YES! Reminded me of her 'do on her old people date with JJ. Minus the gray. Looked awful.

Good call on Ed Burns.

I hope Chris is the next Bachelor, bc, as nice as he may be, I have zero interest in watching him as the lead. So, it'll be a nice break from the show!

When they previewed Josh's hometown date, did they show his brother? Are they twins? I was somehow very confused by that clip.

Nick, you creep me the fuck out. I see no chemistry at all bw Andi and Chris. Should have been a final 3, not 4. Seeing Chris H. tell them about Eric in the previews is heartbreaking. Hey, maybe Brian can take his pickle-fearing self and hook up with Jemma/Jemmy (I can't think of her name), the ketchup-fearing girl on the Real World/Road Rules Challenge. Their kids wouldn't have issues ;)

It was like she put those waxy red lips down her pants!

Nick reminds me of a guy who calls girls 'dude.' Hate. I thought the Romeo and Juliet letters was a cute date. Actually just a cute thing in general. Is that like the American version of Dear Abby? I felt bad for Kody. He seems like a genuinely nice guy. But how was he not reading her AT ALL? She looked like she was in pain when he was declaring his love for her and he didn't see this? Or maybe he just didn't want to notice. Suzysite, if I could like your post a hundred times I would. Not ashamed to say I watched that ending more than once (and haven't deleted the episode yet in case I need another giggle fit ;) Marcus being asked by the lie detector guy if he could continue? Awesome! Glad JJ is gone. When Andy was saying her goodbyes and kept saying 'JJ', it seemed like she was using her old lady voice she used on their one on one date. Made me LOL. When Marcus was getting up to get another drink during that conversation with JJ and the other guys about not feeling happy for the others, you can see Marcus smile a little bit, as if he's thinking 'is this/are you for fucking real?!!?!?' Brian's poem? Was that from Ten Things I Hate About You? Still kinda love him, though. And Chris? I like that you were the Secret Admirer. Now he's my vote for the next Bachelor. But that will change by this time next week.

Dude scared the shit out of me. His affect when watering his plants (Were those houseplants? Astroturf?) during their kitchen argument gave me chills. He was seriously scary. I thought she was a pretty girl. And I liked her faux-hippie headband :) Her dad reminded me of possibly a 2nd cousin of Steve Sanders (Bev Hills). This is one couple I'd be interested in seeing down the road, a la Teen Mom 4. But, I could also do without a Teen Mom 4.

And JJ's rose was so droopy. Too top heavy for it to stay upright. Was basically upside down within seconds of her putting it on him. Also, the kiss he gave her after accepting the rose was weird. Seemed very animated.

I wonder if getting the First Impression Rose has anything to do with Nick's smugness. Brian's laugh is way too cute. And I'd say Marquel for the next Bachelor, but I always end up disliking the person after they become the lead. So, maybe not. Marcus is beautiful. I could stare at him all day.

If that's what it is, it looks good on her!

When does this take place? A few years ago, right? So, Candy Crush wasn't even a thing back then!

Laurel has an oddly-shaped body. But she's much prettier than I remember her in past seasons. What changed?

When Amy yelled at her mom for trying to harmonize with her? And then Mary did it a minute later. Producer-driven or not, I giggled.

Loved Jimmy singing 'You Slay Me.' Dee dee dee dee dee de. But then my heart was ripped out when she was yelling for 'Roberta' from the van. Like someone said, that scene got to me more than any other scene up to this point.

Pablo Schreiber/Pornstache is on Jimmy Kimmel tonight.

I can't help it. I like Amy. But, why was this her first open mic night? Do these things not exist in Arkansas? She should be out doing shit like this all the time. Anyway, I wish her good luck. I think she's got a great energy and spirit. But just so I don't feel so alone here...I still think Jim Bob and family are weird as hell. :)

Are we supposed to hate Larry? Because I do. I can't remember what he was like in the book....but I'm pretty sure he wasn't so douchey, right?

"You look like the gay Edge." LOL Info for those who may be interested: The Sideboob band is actually a band called Adopted Highways (Tom Beaujour, Tim Foljahn, Jennifer O'Connor). Facebook.com/adoptedhighways The song you are asking about is called "You Slay Me" - all the sideboob songs are avail here: sideboob.bandcamp.com - Fun Fact - "You Slay Me" is actually sung by Nick Sandow who plays Joe Caputo. Foljahn and Beaujour are also in the onscreen band and Ira Elliot (of Nada Surf) plays the drummer. Confusing enough? :)

YES! Sideboob Tuesdays!! Anyone know the name of that song?

I was strangely turned on by Caputo's singing.

I thought the girl next to her on the plane was Yoga Jones. Not sure why but I cannot stand the opening credits song. I mute it til the show starts. It reminds me of the opening song from The L Word....which I guess I couldn't stand either.