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Never watched the season she was on, and don't know if I would know the answer regardless. But is Money her real last name?

With her hair tied back, I thought Christy looked a little like Julie Bowen (Claire on Modern Family).

Was it a feather tattoo?

What are these festivals you speak of, Jesse? Are you being invited to Coachella and Bonnaroo? What a random thing to say. Never really saw it until tonight, but Jackie is beautiful. A simple beauty, if that makes sense. Zack seems pretty dim to me. Not a huge fan of Brooks but I wish she had chosen him instead. And I kind of want to be friends with Michelle Money in real life. I like her. Never saw the season she was on so this is the first I'm seeing of her. She seems to have a great heart.

Anyone watching this show? I'm catching up On Demand. Trying to figure out who the owner (I guess he's the owner) of the t-shirt print shop is. He's the guy making Spyke get a car. Can.not.find.it.anywhere.online!

I wish I was as nice as Donny. Not a mean bone in his body. I bet he gets his feelings hurt way too often though. Either way, class act all the way.

Why do you guys call her Rhoda?

Ugh. "What's her nuts." That bothered me more than it should have. And he said it TWICE. He reminds me of Jason Bateman, unfortunately. And that's 'unfortunately' for Jason Bateman bc I love him. Jesse, blech. These girls are so fucking dumb believing all the shit that is said to them by the guys. I'd be embarrassed for them if I cared enough :) I don't know anyone who owns enough bathing suits to be on this show (and I grew up in Miami). I don't think I've seen someone wearing the same suit twice.

Cody just seems so lovable. Not my type at all, but I'd rather him be the next Bachelor than Chris. And I can't remember what the girls were talking about in their room, but at one point they show Lacy completely cracking up. And I loved her in that moment. She seemed very real.

Reminds me of Tori Spelling's cleavage. Surgery gone wrong?

Hayden looked way cuter than I remember him from....just three weeks ago ;). How does that happen?!!??!

My fear was that zing was going to be directed at Donny. If that happened I was done.

Right? But Derrick and Donny supposedly had the idea originally. So now three people in the house came up with the 'under the garbage bag' idea? Strange. Also, Derrick should never wear cream-colored shirts. Washes his face out completely. Oddly enough, I still find him attractive. Don't know what it is.

I feel like the kids on Laguna Beach said that about Kristen and Steeeeeeeeeephen having a baby. That the baby would be hot. (And tan...but that's just too much dumb for one post ;) Cannot STAND that! Andi did it a lot on her first episode when they got out of their limos. "I'm a hugger." Blech.

When Claire was talking about the turtle, and she just said 'turrrrrrrrrrrrrrtle.' Too cute. I may have rewound 4 times! I wish I liked her this much on Juan Pablo's season. I just find her so endearing. And so pretty!

Elise is tacky. Her clothes. Her personality. Just tacky. And, Graham? Terrible dancer. And what was with AshLee and her 'dancing'? She just kind of shimmied her ass for a few seconds. Strange. Claire didn't seem to have too much screen time tonight. But, I would LOVE for her to be the next Bachelorette. That is, if things don't work out with Zack.

Bill and Scout came off very unlikable. They seem like they're a fucking bore, too.

I think that People pic of Jessa is terrible. She looks just like Michelle and I've never seen any similarities before.

Did she maybe have that black football stuff on her face? I thought mascara too for a sec...but then remembered they just finished the football competition.

Derrick walking in, still dressed in his sports-casting suit, telling the four guys to go hash their shit out in private? Looked like a dad coming home from a long day of work and finding his four sons being dumbasses and telling them to take it elsewhere. Is having 1 million youtube followers a big deal? Like, seriously. Who gives a shit. EscapeGoat! Damnit, I wish I could have a new log in here bc that would be it ;)

That's exactly what I came here to post! I love Brendon. He's so deadpan. He makes me laugh.

Elise's bathing suit looked like a wicked weasel. Don't google if you're at work. Thought she looked very pretty at the end in her talking heads, but girl is nuts. I hope she's not still educating our youth, bc, good god! Dylan's look he gave when Elise said his name at the Rose Ceremony? Gold! Pure, 100% gold! Am loving Claire.

Jacosta kept calling herself 'Mama J.' All I heard was 'mah vah-jay." I thought 'how strange for this little preacher girl!!!!'

One of the girls said she was happy Graham was there bc he's an 'older' man. Um, whomever that was? Is 33. Graham? is 35. Wtf?!?! Lacy also reminds me of Christine Taylor, who played Marcia (Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!!!!) in the Brady Bunch movies. Not a fan....of Lacy. I do like Christine Taylor ;).

"Dylan, Jepetto called. He wants his vest back." Do not like Lacy. She reminds me of Lauren Conrad (LC from Laguna Beach). They have similar lips. I liked Daniella. So of course she's gone. Thought she was beautiful! Loved Clare tonight. Can't remember if I liked her on Juan Pablo's season or not. Loved Sara. Never saw her season. As others have said, she seems too sweet to be on this show. But, once a famewhore, always a famewhore? So, I say Sara for the next Bachelorette.