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Dude scared the shit out of me. His affect when watering his plants (Were those houseplants? Astroturf?) during their kitchen argument gave me chills. He was seriously scary. I thought she was a pretty girl. And I liked her faux-hippie headband :) Her dad reminded me of possibly a 2nd cousin of Steve Sanders (Bev Hills). This is one couple I'd be interested in seeing down the road, a la Teen Mom 4. But, I could also do without a Teen Mom 4.

And JJ's rose was so droopy. Too top heavy for it to stay upright. Was basically upside down within seconds of her putting it on him. Also, the kiss he gave her after accepting the rose was weird. Seemed very animated.

I wonder if getting the First Impression Rose has anything to do with Nick's smugness. Brian's laugh is way too cute. And I'd say Marquel for the next Bachelor, but I always end up disliking the person after they become the lead. So, maybe not. Marcus is beautiful. I could stare at him all day.

If that's what it is, it looks good on her!

When does this take place? A few years ago, right? So, Candy Crush wasn't even a thing back then!

Laurel has an oddly-shaped body. But she's much prettier than I remember her in past seasons. What changed?

When Amy yelled at her mom for trying to harmonize with her? And then Mary did it a minute later. Producer-driven or not, I giggled.

Loved Jimmy singing 'You Slay Me.' Dee dee dee dee dee de. But then my heart was ripped out when she was yelling for 'Roberta' from the van. Like someone said, that scene got to me more than any other scene up to this point.

Pablo Schreiber/Pornstache is on Jimmy Kimmel tonight.

I can't help it. I like Amy. But, why was this her first open mic night? Do these things not exist in Arkansas? She should be out doing shit like this all the time. Anyway, I wish her good luck. I think she's got a great energy and spirit. But just so I don't feel so alone here...I still think Jim Bob and family are weird as hell. :)

Are we supposed to hate Larry? Because I do. I can't remember what he was like in the book....but I'm pretty sure he wasn't so douchey, right?

"You look like the gay Edge." LOL Info for those who may be interested: The Sideboob band is actually a band called Adopted Highways (Tom Beaujour, Tim Foljahn, Jennifer O'Connor). Facebook.com/adoptedhighways The song you are asking about is called "You Slay Me" - all the sideboob songs are avail here: sideboob.bandcamp.com - Fun Fact - "You Slay Me" is actually sung by Nick Sandow who plays Joe Caputo. Foljahn and Beaujour are also in the onscreen band and Ira Elliot (of Nada Surf) plays the drummer. Confusing enough? :)

YES! Sideboob Tuesdays!! Anyone know the name of that song?

I was strangely turned on by Caputo's singing.

I thought the girl next to her on the plane was Yoga Jones. Not sure why but I cannot stand the opening credits song. I mute it til the show starts. It reminds me of the opening song from The L Word....which I guess I couldn't stand either.

Something looked off with Jessa last night. Not sure if it was the bangs...does she normally have bangs? Or her complexion. Either way, never been a fan of hers. Jinger, never really a fan of hers either. But, does she ever get to talk in the talking heads? God this family is weird as shit.

Thought she looked....old? Not sure if that's the right word. But, not good.

Oh, and Jackson couldn't stand with the older kids at the Good Morning America thing? He had to sit with his younger sisters up front occupied by toys?

Uh oh. Looks like Jill is grooming (pun intended) Derick to be just like Jim Bob with the hairspray.

Why are ANY meals served on this show? I don't think Andi and Dylan did so much as pick up a fork at dinner. The amount of food on the plate at the beginning of dinner was the same as when they were 'done.' What's the point of even having food on this show? No one eats!!!

Conversation during the rappelling: "What's your mom like? Is she like you?" "She's nice...errr. She plays mah jong." LOL! Thought that was cute. I don't know why but Nick is starting to creep me out. Brian for the win. Or for the next Bachelor!

JJ reminds me of a thinner Jim from The Office. That real and genuine laugh from Brian when Josh came up behind him during the game was way too cute! Edit...just watched more. Brian's laugh is awesome. What a cutie!! I adore him! I see a little Ryan Gosling in Marcus.

I didn't think the 'fake girlfriend' bit with Cody was at all funny. I thought it was pretty mean, actually. And I'm not loving Andi like I loved her last season.