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I thought Chelsea Houska (of Teen Mom 2 fame) had entered the house when I heard Frankie ask, in baby-voice, if Derrick was proud of him for winning HOH. Gross.

Um, Derrick gets sexier and sexier every week. I know I know, some of you are probably thinking 'wtf.' But I think its his confidence. I love it! When he won HOH on the first question, I kind of melted. He just looked hot. Anyone on board with me? Seriously. Anyone? :)

This season should be called the Expect the Expected Season since nothing these houseguests do is a surprise.

That reminds me of Tobias Funke. He should tape record himself talking ;) I thought Derrick said he had a 'pornographic' memory. He can remember every porn he's ever watched. I had to turn the show off at the beginning for a bit bc I was so irritated with Nicole's whining and squeaky voice (I've never been bothered by it thus far). I know she can't help how she sounds when she's talking, but my god she got to me tonight. And I 100% thought Caleb was doing a little psych-out with Victoria. After he told her she looked beautiful and she got up to walk to the nominee chair, I thought he was going to say, 'and that's why you're safe this week. Frankie, have a seat.' I really really thought that. I should have known better.

I want the scarf Anna was wearing when they were saying goodbye.

When JoyAnna was driving Ben around the property I was reminded of Christopher Walken in Annie Hall driving Woody around. Made me LOL. Just what an 18 yr old boy wants in his bedroom....paintings done by 5 yr olds hanging on the walls. The scene in the hospital with Derrick's mom was too much. Made me way too sad. Mackenzie is one of the cutest little kids I've ever seen. I just love her.

Never watched the season she was on, and don't know if I would know the answer regardless. But is Money her real last name?

With her hair tied back, I thought Christy looked a little like Julie Bowen (Claire on Modern Family).

Was it a feather tattoo?

What are these festivals you speak of, Jesse? Are you being invited to Coachella and Bonnaroo? What a random thing to say. Never really saw it until tonight, but Jackie is beautiful. A simple beauty, if that makes sense. Zack seems pretty dim to me. Not a huge fan of Brooks but I wish she had chosen him instead. And I kind of want to be friends with Michelle Money in real life. I like her. Never saw the season she was on so this is the first I'm seeing of her. She seems to have a great heart.

Anyone watching this show? I'm catching up On Demand. Trying to figure out who the owner (I guess he's the owner) of the t-shirt print shop is. He's the guy making Spyke get a car. Can.not.find.it.anywhere.online!

I wish I was as nice as Donny. Not a mean bone in his body. I bet he gets his feelings hurt way too often though. Either way, class act all the way.

Why do you guys call her Rhoda?

Ugh. "What's her nuts." That bothered me more than it should have. And he said it TWICE. He reminds me of Jason Bateman, unfortunately. And that's 'unfortunately' for Jason Bateman bc I love him. Jesse, blech. These girls are so fucking dumb believing all the shit that is said to them by the guys. I'd be embarrassed for them if I cared enough :) I don't know anyone who owns enough bathing suits to be on this show (and I grew up in Miami). I don't think I've seen someone wearing the same suit twice.

Cody just seems so lovable. Not my type at all, but I'd rather him be the next Bachelor than Chris. And I can't remember what the girls were talking about in their room, but at one point they show Lacy completely cracking up. And I loved her in that moment. She seemed very real.

Reminds me of Tori Spelling's cleavage. Surgery gone wrong?

Hayden looked way cuter than I remember him from....just three weeks ago ;). How does that happen?!!??!

My fear was that zing was going to be directed at Donny. If that happened I was done.

Right? But Derrick and Donny supposedly had the idea originally. So now three people in the house came up with the 'under the garbage bag' idea? Strange. Also, Derrick should never wear cream-colored shirts. Washes his face out completely. Oddly enough, I still find him attractive. Don't know what it is.

I feel like the kids on Laguna Beach said that about Kristen and Steeeeeeeeeephen having a baby. That the baby would be hot. (And tan...but that's just too much dumb for one post ;) Cannot STAND that! Andi did it a lot on her first episode when they got out of their limos. "I'm a hugger." Blech.

When Claire was talking about the turtle, and she just said 'turrrrrrrrrrrrrrtle.' Too cute. I may have rewound 4 times! I wish I liked her this much on Juan Pablo's season. I just find her so endearing. And so pretty!

Elise is tacky. Her clothes. Her personality. Just tacky. And, Graham? Terrible dancer. And what was with AshLee and her 'dancing'? She just kind of shimmied her ass for a few seconds. Strange. Claire didn't seem to have too much screen time tonight. But, I would LOVE for her to be the next Bachelorette. That is, if things don't work out with Zack.

Bill and Scout came off very unlikable. They seem like they're a fucking bore, too.

I think that People pic of Jessa is terrible. She looks just like Michelle and I've never seen any similarities before.

Did she maybe have that black football stuff on her face? I thought mascara too for a sec...but then remembered they just finished the football competition.