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Sign your vag, Chelsea?? Are you kidding? You sound like Khloe Kardashian. Guys FaceTime each other? Fuck you, Jenelle. (She hasn't done anything yet but I know it's coming). Isn't 'cheer' a team sport?

I could totally see Morgan making the same snarky comment about the size of the wedding (in regards to someone else's wedding) that Bianca did. I think I'd like this show more if Morgan wasn't on it. Bianca, too. But she's a non-entity at this point.

Maybe Rob hasn't called you, Khloe, bc he doesn't like you. And why the fuck does she have assistants? Plural. Ugh. Hate. You enjoy doing things 'outside of your box,' Kris? I think that terminology might be wrong. What's so special about those stupid effing white mugs? Were Kris and Khloe eating from real dishes/bowls in the car? Why??!?

Amy has such a harsh personality. I don't really care for her. Something about her tone. And if I was in that mule and she was driving like an asshole I would be pissed. I know its all fun and games and whatnot, but someone could have easily fallen out, right? Party pooper. Party of one. :(

I think they got married last week.

I'm not sure how much I like her, but 'pleasantly vapid' is amazing!

JD to Craig: Your job is to make my job/life easier. That gave me chills bc, as true as it is, the statement was just too douche-baggy-ish for me. Elizabeth is so classy and elegant. I can picture her as a member of the Royal Family. She's just got something to her. I love it. I appreciated Shep's use of the word 'hubris' to describe Craig. Spot on. Party of 'not too many' but I loved Naomi's ring. I'd wear that in a heartbeat. When JD said Danni would be in charge of running the wine tasting at the table, Craig chimed in 'me too?' It was so little boy-ish and I found it endearing. I think he's just trying to find his way? I don't know.

I haven't watched last night's show yet, but just thinking about the Jer/Auj wedding recap episode I've come to this conclusion: they just don't seem like fun people to be around. I feel like they spend all their time trying to perfect the Hipster Douchebag persona and have no time for anything else. They take themselves too seriously. And they're not a couple I'd want to spend any time with. Zach and Tori on the other hand? They seem to like each other, get along well, and have fun.

I may have already mentioned this when the wedding episode originally aired, but I feel like Audrey chose those bridesmaids dresses to intentionally make the ladies look like shit. Not that they did look like shit, but anything to take the focus off of them and onto her. Those dresses were hideous! You can do shabby chic/vintage without dressing your bridesmaids like the Duggars.

Does Zanna add anything to this show? Let me answer that for you: no, she does not. Her comments when she was backstage with each designer during the runways were embarrassing. She sounded so childish. Like a 12 year old girl squealing with delight. /end rant/sorry/I'm in a terrible mood/ PS: I thought Kini should have won.

I hope Jill goes full-on dirty hippie. Like, she stops shaving, stops showering/hair becomes dreadlocks, and as someone mentioned above for Derick, starts smoking a lot of pot! Maybe even going on Phish or WSP tour. Please please please let this happen! Jessa, though mostly a snotty bitch, made me laugh when she was imitating Jill when she first met Derick (or first got engaged or something....can't remember exactly). It was pure awesome!

I bet Sierra was bummed she wasn't asked to come down with them and plan the Women's Conference. Why were they playing soccer/futbol on cement?

"My name is Bianca blahblahblah, and I have enough money to do whatever the fuck I want to do." That is not a good look on anyone. Morgan was UGLY tonight, and I'm not talking about her appearance. Glad Brendon called her ass out on it.

^^^ I really hope you're right. I have no need for this show in my life but no will-power to not watch.

So its a baby. Meeting another baby. That could qualify as a commercial, not a one-hour episode. And a regular commercial at that. Not one of those 14-minute commercials for other TLC shows they air during Counting On bc no advertiser in their right mind wants to be associated with this shit. ETA: And I will be watching every minute of it :(.

Zaza what? Had no idea who they were talking about. I think its a cute nickname for Isaac.

And then she reaches back to tickle Gracie. What if Gracie thought it would be 'cute/fun' to yank on Leah's arm or something, causing Leah to lose control of the wheel?

That referee you spoke of, Chelsea? Was it maybe a mediator????? Tylee? Um. Nope. Hearing Jace say he got a forty on his spelling test was way too funny for me and I'm not sure why. But poor kid. Leah is uncomfortably dumb.

Kris to Khloe: "You look skinny (or good or thin or whatever word she used)." Khloe's baby voice: giggle giggle "I don't know why everyone is telling me I look skinny. giggle giggle I just ate a bag of chips." Oh my god shut the fuck up. I hate her the most. And eyelashes do not grow out of your eyeball, sweetheart. Eyelid, Khloe? Ever hear of those?

Well, maybe if you gave all your students 'food stickers' you wouldn't have that problem :)

Zach and Tori are cute together. Jeremy looked like he was sporting a man-bun. Not the slightest bit surprised by that. Audrey looked somewhat miserable.

Right? I need to see a resume before I let this one come prancing in and become boss just like that.

When Jessa was explaining how to pack to Ben ("make sure you don't bring stuff that you're not going to wear/we don't have a lot of room, etc etc"), he was looking at her as if he was thinking: Fuck. My. Life. Right now. Fuck it right now!

Derick looks like he just rolled in from Coachella. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I like crunchy, hippie dudes. But, um. Derick does nothing for me.

"Whaddya weak?" Oh Barb. That shit would have made me cry as a child if someone said that to me :(.