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One of the older boys: We graduated from high school and had a kiddy party. Now it's just adults and we get to do more kids stuff. It's neat.' Nope, it's not. I didn't hate her ring.

John Tucker. You're breaking my heart. I LOVE his family. Oh. 'Emerald' Ball. :) Makes sense now. Christina's relationship with her mom is beautiful.

You got your chicken wrap. Turkey wrap. Sounds like Bubba Gump shrimp. Another attempt to sell Jana tonight. She should start growing weed in that garden.

Was that a miniature grill? Why? When Ben got out of the car at the restaurant he was acting as if he was in some daytime action adventure tv show. Actually now that I think about it, maybe it was more like Scooby Doo.

Did anyone but me expect a green dress when Angel said "wear your emerald ball gown?"

I think she's just going from one crazy land to another. She won't even know/think it's crazy.

Don't know if it's been mentioned or not but Bethany has a little Reese Witherspoon thing going on. The tall girl. Is it Lindsay? Her personality reminds me of Ashley Pro who I thought seemed like just a sweet, nice girl. Except she doesn't seem as fragile. I really like her.

I need Rachel in my life. All day, every day. When she smiled after she made the decision to go camping without her mom? So sweet. I think she was just so genuinely proud of herself. As she should be! And then I think she had a great laugh when she was saying she's not good at camping. That girl. Love so much. And Steven is a really wonderful young man (I feel old as shit saying it like that...but it's just the truth). He is mature and a great friend. And patient! Good lord is he patient (in regards to Sean).

Was Holly the only vet who did the stuff with Jay? And if so, why? Maybe she wanted to defend her title? I guess anyone who wants to can go? Also, do these girls not sweat? I don't get it. There would be nothing but a puddle left in my space after I did what they do.

I rewound that scene bc I thought the same thing. Love (!!) Marshall. What a difference a few weeks can make :).

LOL! I'm with you. I LOVE string art. **Or Nail Art as Jinger calls it**

Hopefully he was like 'dude, you fucking suck.'

Half-way-through thoughts: Joy is now laughing like Jessa, and most recently Jinger. Hate. This is the weirdest family I've ever seen. Like really effing weird! And I believe Jeremy is even weirder (I've said this before and I'm sticking to it). I don't like Joy anymore. Actually maybe I never liked her. So...she wants to be a pilot? What's the point? "Small moments of terror, John David?" I do not want to hear that from my pilot. Good for him though knowing how to fly. That's kind of bad ass. Oh my god Jim Bob. Do not give fatherly/marriage/money advice to this kid in front of his own dad. Not cool. How uncomfortable? For everyone. Gross. Jinge has nothing to say or add to any 'conversations' these people have. Are Jeremy's parents batshit, too, or just him? That church is so not awesome Jinger. There is NOTHING awesome about it.I need to stop watching this show. So this was the 'Joy' episode. I guess she is next in line. I wish Jim Bob gave the wrong diploma to the wrong twin.

Lol. I just think she's so pretty. I think she's cute, too. Perhaps she's my girl crush :)

Sheri said something like "I'm here for 60 days but might get out sooner." So not subtle. She could have just said: I'm on this show called 60 Days In.

It makes me laugh how Dion, twice now, wrongly assumed something about another participant's back story. Was it that Quentin is a serial killer?

Melissa reminds me of my sister-in-law but I didn't know why. Now I do: they're mean girls! I hate mean girls.

Kelly has a great laugh. So genuine. Love it. Melissa rycroft is so stunningly beautiful. Madeline is adorable. Didn't love her last season. She is who Melissa is the perfect mentor for. Jinelle could light up a room. She was born to dance. 'Humiliated' is an intense word/thing. That was a nasty thing for Kelly to say to Kelsie. Love Whitney's story. So rooting for Amy. She's got this!

The noise in there would drive me fucking insane. "I can't believe you're eight.' "I can't believe you're gone.' Daughter is pissed. Rightfully so. Sheri reminds me of the way Amber from Teen Mom talks to her daughter (drawing a blank on he name). Sheri's pigtails make her seriously look nuts. Not at all interested in MonaLisa trying to learn about what it's like for her daughter in jail. Eww Zac. You suck. I liked you last season. Brian needs the fuck outta there. The lack of an ambulance for the seizure guy is messed up.

Yes to every word.

I would never, in a million years, have figured out that comp.

Creepy creepers, Joy? You mean your brother Josh? I seriously cannot believe I'm still watching these people.

Ashley's eyelashes look like dust bunnies have found their way to them. So effing gross.

I think Carly is head over heels for Evan. And it's totally cute! She looked really pretty tonight.

I feel like there is absolutely nothing thing going on in Amanda's brain. Like seriously nothing.