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Fancy lady. Love it! That get-up was truly horrible. Still don't believe anything out of Nick's mouth. I don't like him. And Josh is scary. I'm not watching this show sober again. It's just that bad.

What was the powder someone was pouring on someone's head? Glitter?

I like Zakiyah 100 times more than Paulie, but her body language last night drive me absolutely nuts. She was way too aware of the cameras (maybe there's no way not to be).

Can I quote myself??? Hooray! I can!!! And not only is he just so douchey, he seems like a god damn idiot. If you're not good at arguing (which he appears to not be), then just stay quiet. He sounds dumber the more he talks.

Yuko I think it was. She didn't speak English. How would she do appearances? Would she have a translator?

Paulie is so douchey.

Was he the one who always had a 'Whaaaa????' look? Because yes. I love Neil McCoy. Glad Madeline made it but I hate her hair. So glad Amy made it.

No spoilers/I just got 'click-happy' and can't figure out how to undo it. Elena's emotions and feelings are so intense and extreme. If she's sad, she's sad as shit. If she's happy, it's the best day ever. I loved Sean's reaction to Steven saying something like 'what am I? Cinderella?' That joke really made him laugh, which in turn made me laugh. The last few minutes of the show had me smiling from ear to ear. Fake or not, it was just a beautiful scene between the two boys. And when Sean told Steven 'he rocked?' Heart. Melt. I really can't with John Tucker's hip hop/rap stuff. It's not second-hand embarrassment bc I don't think he feels that way. I think he's really proud of himself, and I guess, good for you, John Tucker?? I just don't like it. At all.

I hate Nicole's yellow sweater. Hate.

A girl I work with says whenever instead of when and it is the strangest thing to me. I can't hear anything she says bc I'm always waiting for her next 'whenever.' She's from the Midwest. Is that a thing there, maybe?

This show is boring as shit and the family is a fucking nightmare, but I'm not gonna lie, I think love looks good on Jinger. Ben: She's got a condition. John David: she's not on the same planet as most of us here. Lol! I've never seen someone's looks change as drastically and as quickly as Derick's.

Did Ashley say 'strugglebus.' And.....is that a word? I think Nick is always 100% full of shit, no matter what he's saying. Was that a Calvin Klein commercial or just Jared and Caila making out in the water? You either have swag or you don't. And if you don't, you're never going to have it. Izzy's mouth looks like she's always just fresh from the dentist's office and the novocaine hasn't worn off yet. Besides that, she's just simply pretty.

I think she's cute.

Is that a chastity belt Ashley's wearing or a bathing suit?

Before a commercial break they showed an officer asking Ryan/Kyle (??) for his address. He said something like 'what does it matter/it doesn't really matter.' But when they came back from commercial it was the same scene without him saying that. Did I imagine it? And if I didn't, what the fuck is wrong with him.

I know it's still early and my opinion can change, but as of right now, this lady seems like she probably sucks the fun out of everything. She's a Fun Sucker.

Why do the cover stories have to be so long and drawn out? Couldn't they just say DUI or something? I'm sure I said this last season but I would never ever ever do this show. Never.

Exactly! Daniel is the person Chad wishes he could be. Also, if I never hear 'Chad's meat' ever again that'll be too soon. Seriously. No. Daniel has totally won me over. I really like him. And Ashley is really beautiful.

Something rubbed me the wrong way when Rachel's mom told the story of Rachel stealing at work when Elena's mom was telling about the pushing. I feel like those two situations are so vastly different from the each other. To me, Elena's behavior is just beyond awful. (Not blaming her at all. I really just don't understand it). But maybe Rachel's mom just wanted to be empathetic/sympathetic?

This totally. I can see these two lasting. I think he adores her and she loves that.

I honestly think he's too nice a guy. He doesn't want to break her heart. And since he won't do it, we have Ashley who will always think they have a chance. I think he loves her as a friend. 100%

The Bird: Drown Caila. Omg. Awful and hysterical all at the same time. "So you're a Canadian. What do you do besides that?" lol Wouldn't you? :) There is something a little bit endearing to me about Ashley.

Good! I dislike her so very much.

I was beyond excited to see her arrival. I give that excitement about 3 and a half minutes into tonight's episode before I am over her. But....squeee...I seriously cannot wait! Ooooh Jared. Good luck to you, my man!

changed my mind LOL. Guess I should add it back now that someone 'liked' my post. I'm on Weight Watchers and do not like pizza (it's weird, I know). But I would have made out with sweaty, moany Josh for just one bite! **hangs head in shame**