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  1. Jennifersdc
    Funny thing is how basic she is. God help me - I missed these Chucklefucks. Let the good times roll!
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    I’d probably be homicidal if I put up with Schwartz’s bullshit for all these years. It’s her own fault. And she seems to have no sense of humor whatsoever (neither does my mother - which is a shame cause I can be funny at times).
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    Absolutely (to James too). I cannot fault Kristina for making fun of Scheana’s terrible, ill-fitting, crop top dress at her last wedding. I think she goes for a Trashy Diva look and somehow just always misses the mark a little bit. Scheana also generally annoys the shit out of me. Except when she’s singing and dancing. Then I think she’s hysterical. She should do more of that again.
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    I’m with you on this one. If I was going to ask a “favor” I’d leave out the grantor’s “negative energy”. Maybe that’s just me. And I thought I heard Katie tell Scheana at the BBQ that she called the resort and they had rooms. Did I mishear that? It’s a cast trip anyway. Of course she wants to go. I thought her and Kristina watching from the balcony in their bathrobes was pretty funny. But I’m like that. I’d also smack Schwartz if I was her, if he called me Bubba one more time, while once again taking everybody else’s side but mine.
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    Lala looks terrible - and she was such a pretty girl. She’s heading a little too close to Farrah Abraham territory. Is LA full of 30 year olds who look 40? Do they have different mirrors than us? I fully admit to Botox and laser/micro needling sessions - but I’m just going for well-preserved - not Madame Tussard’s Wax Museum. She also needs to shut the fuck up because she’s an idiot with absolutely no self-awareness.
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    I find Brock to be incredibly skeevy. I actually find myself having a little shiver (not in the good way) every time he appears. But maybe that’s just me.
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    I threatened to light something on fire just today (property - no humans involved) and regularly threaten physical violence (third-party providers and not to their face - though I think they get the message). Maybe I should be on reality TV…I’d light myself on fire first. My current company actually thinks I’m really funny. I now work for basically a non-profit (affordable housing ownership Fund) and they are way too nice for this business. I’ve been helping them with that. In more interesting news - I saw the mid-season trailer. FI Tom is going to come off really poorly and I’m here for it.
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    That was silly to do. There are a whole lot of not that bright and possibly mentally unhinged people out there. Stay here. I thought it was funny. I’m currently watching Scheana “Shake That”. Not as fabulous as “Good as Gold” on top of the SUR bar in the gold lame shorts (not to mention those sneakers), but good for a giggle or too.
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    I listened to Kristen Doute’s podcast. She was at TomTom for the concert that night. She had Ariana’s stuff but Ariana completely disappeared for about 20 minutes. Nobody knew were she was. So she left it with the band and went home. Everything pretty much happened like we heard. Sandoval’s phone dropped out of his pocket and somebody gave it to her. She was a little suspicious about something and decided to go through his photos and found a Face Time video of him and Rachel masturbating to each other. He’s apparently completely unrepentant - said “Ariana didn’t support his projects enough”. Is not moving out of house so they’re trying to get her friend to act as a go between and give her a couple hours notice if he’s coming so she can leave. She also confirmed what we already knew. Sandoval is 41/42, not 39. So he’s been basically lying about his age since at least 30. I bet he was planning on throwing himself a huge fake 40th birthday party. Edited to add. What happened with Scheana is that Ariana called and to confront Rachel while she was at a bar or something with Scheana. Scheana was overhearing the conversation (I guess they went outside) and Rachel just pretty nonchalantly told her that she’d been having affair with Sandoval for seven months and Scheana grabbed her phone and threw it in the street.
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    Were you on the SNL staff writing the Jack Handey quotes? I have four I very francily framed on my wall.
  12. Jennifersdc
    Are you bitches ready to go? I’m afraid it’s going to be disappointing. Since this whole goat rodeo is apparently now a national story and in real time, do we have any leeway on the whole “don’t comment on current events” proviso? I won’t be posting live as I said on Media thread. Going to be drinking my champagne (just took another edible) and be too busy looking for clues. I apparently have issues.
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    Yes. Don’t do it. I was on Reddit for like 5th time in my life (I find it confusing). There are some real fucking stupid people on You Tube (who knew?). We seem to have a pretty well covered here. It’s getting a little ridiculous. I’m a grown woman who won’t be chatting during actual episode cause I’ll be watching it in excruciating detail. Just popped my champagne. I decided there was a good chance I’d go overboard with the bourbon.
  14. Jennifersdc
    She finally speaks. It took them six days to craft this. https://www.etonline.com/raquel-leviss-breaks-silence-on-tom-sandoval-cheating-scandal-exclusive-200419
  15. Jennifersdc
    The Chucklefucks made the NYT https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/06/style/vanderpump-rules-cheating-explainer.html All I know is that I’ll be raising a glass (and an edible or two) tomorrow night at 9 pm. I don’t think I’ve watched a live network tv show since the Breaking Bad finale. See you then!
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    I know! It’s bad. My boss asked me today if I heard about the Fed’s latest statement (things I’m supposed to know). I just kinda played innocent (ala Raquel), while my mind was going “but I can give you every insidious detail on the Vanderpump Rules drama”. Thank goodness I don’t have Twitter/Instagram.
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    The saga has made it to Time. Apparently this is a hullabaloo. Well done Chucklefucks. https://time.com/6260504/vanderpump-rules-drama-explained/
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    I don’t think this was staged. They all seem to be gobsmacked and remember they’re not good actors (see IMDB pages). Ariana used to bug the shit out of me that she thought this show was beneath her. Smartest, prettiest…did not go over well with me. BTW I looked it up and she went to Flagler College (family house for 35 yrs in St Augustine and apparently it’s now an actual real college - but it sure ain’t Stanford). She seems to have moved on from that. Is smart enough to be grateful about the kind of money she is making and figured out the Witches of WeHo are actually fun. We all knew Sandoval was a narcissistic asshole from Day 1. So no shock there. But this girl inserted herself into poor Ariana’s life on national TV. They all went out for VALENTINES DAY, Sandoval dressed up like her for Halloween, she’s running around wearing/handing out TomTom gear. This is some real fuckery. How did she think this would end? That they’d all just keep filming together business as usual? Is she really that dumb? Sandoval is so fucking narcissistic (and stupid) he probably thought so. I’m very curious how it’s going to end. So I guess that’s the question - Bravo certainly wants to ride this wet pony to the bitter end. Is there a certain amount of money that the others would take to film another Season if they had to interact with Sandoval and Raquel? I could see them taking back Schwartz, who of course knew. Let’s bring back Kristen. We’ve punished her for her sins.
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    Just wondering. Did either of these Chucklefucks have a master plan? If so it seems to be failing.
  20. Jennifersdc
    As somebody said above the Bravo monkeys are frantically re-editing the rest of the season. I know these are all Chucklefucks but this is remarkably low even for them. Bambi-eyed Bitch may now go down in the lexicon of reality tv moniker history.
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    That sound you hear is Andy Cohen popping a bottle of champagne.
  22. Jennifersdc
    I guessed between 5 and 8 years. Do I win the Jen Shah prize? Now just gotta get a hand on one of those fake bags.
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    Is it time to start taking bets? Winner gets a fake Jen Shah bag? I’m going for five years at minimum and eight at max. Hope I’m wrong. But she did take the plea. I do not think RH will wait for her or that they will ask her to rejoin show (if still on) when she gets out. But then Andy has unfortunately proven (disappointingly) to be a little bit of a scumbag. IMO - sentence all depends on whether or not the Judge watches a few RH episodes. If so, then she’s fucked (10 years).
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    Absofuckinglutely. Is that a word?
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    I had been thinking the same thing about Meredith’s jewelry line and I think you just answered the question. I’m really a researcher at heart (my occupation is unfortunately mainly math, with research thrown in). She apparently is actually a pretty successful jewelry designer (take a look at her website) and they never mention it. Ever… But then on RHBH they had no problem promoting Mauricio (he should be paying Bravo a cut of Agency profits) and even the ultimate sleazebag - Tom Girardi.
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