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I’m heading in now. I watched Arya Stark destroying the House of Frey to get me in the mood. It also get’s me extra worked up as GRRM is never going to finish those books. Off topic?

So is this the penultimate episode and finale next week?

Deleting double post since I’m apparently not smart enough to distinguish between the new edit and quote function yet.

They’re kinda fucked on the house cause the rise in interest rates really hits the higher end market more (you’re not going to “move up” if your current mortgage is at 4%). They can thank Jerome Powell for that (don’t get me started on using a demand tool to solve a supply problem - we’ll see how that goes, and he is obviously smarter than me). Katie and Tom sold their house at the exact right time. Ariana should buy him out and wait it out. House will be valued low and she’s making tons of bank now. Anybody got any guesses? I’m guessing $1M between Dancing with the Stars, Lifetime movie and everybody else lining up clamoring to do business with her. It also helps that every episode pretty much shows her being blindsided by this and loyal as fuck. Fuck you Sandoval. Enjoy your new crappy apartment. But you know he’s going to be an asshole about the equity loan he took out for Schwartz and Sandy’s and all the money they spent decorating it.

That sounds fucking stupid.

Yep. That was pretty obvious from the first season. Hence the moniker FI Tom. There is nothing Sandoval enjoys more than looking at himself in the mirror. Sorry about the narcissist in your family. Mine doesn’t have that (thankfully). We’re more like a wolf pack - pick on the weakest one (still love them, and it’s made me pretty agile). We’d tear him to shreds.

On rewatch - you know what’s really over too, Schwartz’ sad puppy dog shtick. It really puts the last 10 years in perspective.

He doesn’t look cool - he looks like an aging douchebag. The scene with him at Kristina’s party with Ariana (dude - I just stayed to party when your Grandma died) he looked sweaty and sleazy. The hair, pornstache, the 1/3 open shirt, cheesy lighting bolt necklace etc. Does he have veneers?

Which then became “she slept on the couch” to Ariana. Schwartz also claims he slept over too. So either he didn’t and lied to protect Sandoval at the time or he lied when he says he only found out a month before everybody else did. He’s going to get steamrolled at the reunion. Can’t wait.

23 minutes in. Can no longer blame work, dogs and gym. It’s now bourbon and edibles. I still need to work tomorrow. I’ll get by.😬 FI Tom is fucked re his obsession with his “brand”. We all knew he wasn’t as smart as he thinks he is. Raquel just looks like a sociopath - since we all now know what we know.

10 minutes in (work and pet obligations intervened). Ariana doesn’t have to worry about her house with FI Tom. She’ll be able to buy him out after this. Him - not so much. Glad he’s being shown for the narcissistic asshole he’s always been. I’d also like to ask y’all Katie haters to give her some props. She’s killing it. And despite her naturally dour nature - I’m glad how everybody now sees how sweet little Schwartz ain’t that sweet. Double props for her choosing to end it.

She told her to “suck a dick” I believe.

Probably. But the President of the United States is still there. I’ve lived on Capitol Hill for over 25 years (not in government now or ever) and I saw Bill Clinton once at The Nutcracker in the mid-90’s and that’s it. Used to see John Bohner a lot. His DC apartment (basement garden) is by me and he used to power walk and smoke through the park to work followed by the Secret Service (I was with dog). I also know a bunch of people who worked for him so have met him (he’s a good time). But that’s the extent of my DC power experience.

They were apparently the hot ticket in DC this weekend! https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2023/04/30/white-house-correspondents-dinner-party-vanderpump-scene/

Did you get any good gossip? I know several people who wouldn’t know cause they were black-out drunk. politichick is absolutely right about the more recent “celebrity” additions. I believe Kim Kardashian went one year. Welcome to “celebrity” Ariana!

They’re going as guests of the Daily Mail (so that explains that). It’s a very big deal in DC, but it’s mostly a roast and the opportunity to get blitzed (journalists like that - there are associated parties all week). Biden will be there. Trump was really the first to never attend. Even Reagan phoned in after he got shot and couldn’t attend in person. https://www.politico.com/news/2023/04/24/2023-white-house-correspondents-dinner-events-parties-00093108

LVP and Ariana are going to The White House Correspondents’ Dinner. I kid you fucking not. Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon won’t be there.🤣

I too think it looked better longer. Made her face longer. Now she kinda looks like a pumpkin.

Cause she likes the way it sounds

Just finished episode. Oh Raquel. It might be time to change your name and move to Idaho. As mentioned above by posters numerous times - she’s really enjoying the spotlight as the new “star” of Vanderpump Rules. It’s not going to work out for her the way she thinks. She’s pretty clueless. Not even sure what to say about Satchel.

I’m shook that Schwartz actually stood up to Sandoval. But more importantly 49 minutes in. Holy fucking shit - Ally of all people is the first to call out Sandoval and Raquel. And Lala seems to live in a garden apartment. A very nice one - but still. I assume it’s some sort of courtyard ala Melrose Place? We don’t have those in DC.

Wow. I’m 20 minutes in. Sandoval has no way or redeeming himself. They were definitely fucking at this point. What a smarmy narcissistic asshole. Way to fuck up your life dude. Though I certainly wouldn’t have foreseen chucklefuckery making it to The NY Times. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer person. No tears here.

Seriously. But I’m having a good time.😀

Honesty I don’t see it either. I find her face shape strange. Great legs though. I always thought Katie was stunning - her looks are more natural/original and she doesn’t need the gobs of makeup. The rest of the girls are obviously very attractive, but in a more typical pretty girl way. Being in pageants she knows how to put herself together. She’s still young but I don’t think she’s going to age very well.

She’s been doing that for years.