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So the big reveal is that Raquel cries?

1:13. What the holy fuck? Is it just the bourbon and edibles?

That’s the reveal? Couldn’t help spoiling myself. Shut up Lisa (back on 1:08 - I took day off tomorrow to savor every moment - see hangover). 1:09 - Raquel comes back separately six days later. I guess here we fucking go. I have about 36 minutes left

Sandoval also now just said “reflect”. You two are terrible at this.

Raquel believes her credibility maybe shot.

He literally did not just say that sex with Ariana was “so hot” as in not with her t-shirt on. As in comparison to Raquel. Can’t keep digging that grave faster. Fun to watch!😈

Raquel blinks again.

Tom Sandoval “Just a Text Message Would Have Been Nice”. I’m really enjoying myself. How’s that big reveal going?

Good job Ariana. Speaks for everybody out there who ever got gaslighted by a significant other. Not to mention her “best friend”. Especially if you had platform on national TV. But since she’s so clever she never realized her “best friend” was that dim and Sandoval not that bright either?

She really just said “detrimental to all of our friendships and she’s seeing consequences she never considered”. WTF. Sandoval must have wrote that.

Raquel - you had photographic and physical evidence that James was cheating on you before you moved to LA.

Oh Schwartz. You’re an idiot and the sad puppy dog shtick is officially over.

Raquel is not clever.

6:45 minutes in. She’s trying really hard to remember the lines Sandoval gave her. It was only once! Before it wasn’t. Like that matters. ETA - she now just said he was very “transparent” in their relationship. Yes - she actually used that word. And now she just said she encouraged him to “reflect”.

Heading in now. Cleaned my IPad screen for first times in months.

That’s awesome. I do remember you KFB - we’ve had some good times. Where have you been? It’s tragic.

I have already taken tomorrow off work. Heading to gym. See you soon!😈

Ariana is kicking herself for letting Tom spend so much money on decorating that house.

I hope so. But unfortunately it’s comedy gold at this point.

After much thought (Sweet Baby Jesus help me) - this is my thesis on Scandoval. Not only was what he did was really, really fucked up (and salacious - good job Chucklefucks) he did on national TV. This fucking idiot literally tried to gaslight his “life partner” and since it came out after 2nd/3rd episode - we got to watch him try and do it. He was trying to gaslight us too and I take personal offense to that. His flying monkey too. As I said before about Raquel - there is just something seriously wrong with that girl. And it just gets more apparent with each episode. I truly hope she gets the therapy that she needs and that she stays off the show for her own sake.

Exactly.

Seriously. How the fuck do they function on a day to day basis?

It’s the coke. But he’s still being pretty funny.

Other favorite moment. Idiot Tom telling Idiot Raquel how his and Ariana’s relationship was getting better (and they were more “intimate”) based on her approval of his wardrobe choices. Cut to her telling him maybe those green sequin pants weren’t her favorite (based on all his other sequin pants). BTW - how much money do you think this asshole was spending on sequin pants? I’m pretty sure there was a legal document that stated they wouldn’t get paid (at least for that episode). Raquel didn’t seem eager to move her ass.

I just realized - cause I’m not smart like that - us EST are the first to see this. Do the rest of you spoil or wait?