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Color me surprised! As an unfortunate commercial RE expert - I knew there was no way she had three year or less leases on those spaces. From what I could tell they were in actually pretty nice strip malls (much nicer than Orchids of Asia - bad Robert Kraft joke). Yes Farrah - if you personally guaranteed those leases you’re on the hook for them. Of course being Farrah - she assumed they’d be a huge success cause of her being the “best known female celebrity in the nation”. And given she had no retail track record (except taking it up the ass on a porn video) - I’m not surprised the Landlord wouldn’t accept whatever LLC she (or equally clueless Simon) formed as credit. My guess is that she won’t show up to court (got no real feasible case and would have to pay for lawyer). She’ll have a default? (actual lawyers chime in?) judgement that she never intends to pay. If she’s smart she’ll negotiate something with the Landlord beforehand - but she’s not. And I suspect broke for her “lifestyle” or getting there. #SaveCupcake

I’m guilty of that shit so I have sympathy for LVP. Looking back it was the worst decision I could have made. My rescue chow/lab mix (DNA test) lived until 17. I got her when I was 28 (and single) so she was with me for all my “formative” years. We called her the Black Widow cause she had terrible separation anxiety and I had to have a second dog for her. First brother died at six of bloat (Akita/border collie) and second at eight of a heart tumor (Akita/lab). We also blamed the death of my best friend’s 92-year old grandmother on her. I never had a dog who was so attached to me and in her last year it was like she barely recognized me. She was in diapers full time and my husband carried her up and down the stairs of our four-story house. We joked that if anybody ever broke in they’d run away screaming Zombie Dog. I should have put her down way before I did (they’re services that come to the house BTW - I hid in the master bath while my husband dealt with it in the guest room). I tell myself I won’t make the same mistake again. Back on topic - hadn’t watched this show in years. Ruptured my patellar tendon (don’t do it) and have been mostly bed bound for eight weeks. Caught up on Hulu (give me credit for refusing to “catch up” on RHNJ). These bitches are on a show that pits over-privileged women against each other over petty slights (IMO Andy Cohen is a genius). Like the rest of you I assume - I don’t get into it with my “friends” over dinner parties or vacations. They wouldn’t be my friends any longer. So I don’t get the pile up on LVP. Cause she’s the obvious Queen Bee and does it better? Unless something changes drastically I too think they’ve overplayed their hand. IMO - Kyle’s been dying to be Queen Bee for years, especially now that her and Mauricio have real money (thanks to RHBH).

As do I for my Mimi. The prettiest, most adorable Great Pyr mix in the world. I literally find myself wanting to slap the shit out of sleazy Michael though every time he says that to his daughter. Even Mimi knows she has an actual name.

That’s my understanding from watching. Anybody else have a different version? I think I’ve also decided Matt is more Dickie Bennett than Dewey Crowe. Though you could probably convince Matt he has four kidneys too (choked on my drink at that reference). I wish I could remember the exact Raylan quote. Something like you think you’re tough, but you’re just a stupid hillbilly who’s going to get his ass kicked in federal prison. Raylan’s version was far more eloquent. Justified is on Amazon Prime. I think I’m going back in now for another rewatch. Relatedly - Art (Raylan’s boss) telling him he was the hillbilly whisperer was also priceless. And WTF is Megan so smug about being the “girlfriend” of a loser like Michael? Not to mention “losing her virginity” to him. I’d be speaking to my therapist (if I had one), not proclaiming it from the rooftops on national TV.

I’m with you. David needs the money to buy more guns and until Jenelle starts swiping Tinder for her latest “soulmate” they’ll be back together shortly with the nitwit claiming it was yet another “misunderstanding”.

Sandoval was definitely doing some sort of drugs with that girl on the patio - though it may just have been a joint.

Sorry - I was referring to Matt going to “buy” a diamond engagement ring for Kaitlyn. Off topic - but I love Justified (old FX show) and he kinda reminds me of a wannabe Dewey Crowe. For those who haven’t seen - that’s not a compliment.

My thoughts exactly.

BEST REALITY SHOW EVER. Sorry 90 Day Fiancé (more apologies to Ru Paul cause his is actually fabulous and classy). Mr. DC and I watched this morning and I think I literally peed myself three times. I do now feel kinda bad for poor, dumb Kaitlyn (re her Mom) - though she obviously needs to make better choices. But Tracy showing off her new finger jail tattoo of Clint while in her orange prison jumpsuit with handcuffs (they actually allowed a jailhouse interview?). That was priceless. Correct me if I’m wrong - so she got arrested shortly after absconding with the rental car then got released and then only called him when she got arrested again? And rental car is still missing? Also is there a non-criminal jail? Scott and his new non-permanent teeth that hurt? Taking a loan to buy her a car after she has no license cause she has 8 DUI’s?

But it’s a great one! Without the super annoying laugh track...I can’t watch most sitcoms myself because of those. They make me want to throw something at the TV.

My apologies if that came out wrong. That’s not what I meant. Mr. DC would argue differently- but being a Florida Gator he’s a bitter sports fan (see Cleveland re Pittsburgh and Meyer/Tebow are long gone). I can see Milania in juvie re Shameless (watch it if you haven’t and can). Just IMO Teresa has been encouraging her behavior for years cause she thinks it looks cute on camera.

Wow - can’t unsee that. Thanks. What happened to this woman? Does she think this looks good? I’m not sure which is worse - the tan, the lips or the sunglasses. Haven’t watched show in years. Does she look better on TV?

I fucking hate that. If anybody ever texted that to me (especially if they paid to get that emoji in their own likeness), I’d happily never speak to them again.

Oh - Asuelu punching his own head is disturbing on second view. Maybe it’s to stop him from punching her. Honestly - if it was me, I’d probably be thinking about it. The first time I’ve ever found Leida even slightly amusing is her reaction near the end.

It’s on WE (wannabe TLC). Get on it. See Golden Heap of Glorious Trash. I’ll be using that fabulous little nugget in the future. Thanks Hannah!

No - this is not a joke. Well - it kinda is given the hours of amusement it provides for us viewing public. You sound just like my sister - who is now addicted (she started watching with me last summer while we were at my family’s vacation house). She knew nothing about the Tell All (thought last week was finale) and called me today with glee in her voice when it popped up on her DVR. She thinks it must be staged. I told her she underestimates how many Americans are willing to humiliate themselves for a chance to get on TV. It’s pathetic for them, but great for us! You must check out Nicole and Azan. Danielle and Mohammed 2.0. I’m explaining On Demand to my sister so she can catch up. Oh - and don’t miss Love After Lockup. IMO - it may even be better.

Sorry - also edited to add. Mr. DC wants me to correct my statement that Mike has the nicest home in Louisiana. Back on topic - Gia, go to Rutgers. You’ll be a star.

Thanks! Always been a big fan of the Mike’s! Mr. DC is a Florida Gator and loves to say Mike has the best home in Baton Rouge (which is probably true given his habitat). He’s obnoxious. I am too so love to bring up Aaron Hernandez.

That’s what Tulane was doing when I went. I had a ton of friends on full scholarships (from the North and South). I (my parents) paid full freight (thanks Mom and Dad!). I probably couldn’t get in today. Even though I had pretty decent grades (including AP level) and did really well on standardized testing. I was never big on studying, but love to read. I was lucky to graduate Tulane on time (see New Orleans). IMO although I agree - it’s still a very Southern public school. She’d most likely be restricted to a very specific social subset. Sororities are big there I believe? I don’t see Chi O, Kappa or Pi Beta Phi in her future (know nothing about sororities there BTW) and given Teresa's noteriety she’s probably a big deal at her high school. And remember - girls her age are mean. Southern-wise she’d be happier at somewhere like University of Florida - but she probably couldn’t get in.

See post above. Which iteration of Mike is your profile pic? Being a Tulanian I’ve always loved your username.

Are things different now? I didn’t get any college acceptance letters until the Spring (didn’t do Early Admission anywhere - which then was one college and you had to go if accepted). Gia - you actually seem like a fairly nice, normal girl. Here’s some advice - you’re from Northern NJ - University of Alabama is not for you.

Isn’t that the sad truth. She trots out that poor kids carcass every year for some easy Internet-only tabloid money. The “love of her life” she wasn’t even speaking to (or even tell him she was pregnant) when he died. Relatedly - how many pictures of her in a cheesy bikini can she actually sell to the Daily Mail? What does she even get - $500 a photo? #SaveCupcake

Wow - Steven’s an asshole. Last episode confirmed it (Sharp Entertainment elves or not). I firmly stand by my original statement - he’s an asshole. Olga apparently grew up in a Russian orphanage for Sweet Baby Jesus sake. She knows a lot more of abandonment, neglect and hardship issues then most of us (or Steven) do. Back to way earlier post that was spot on. If Leida has all this obsequious money - where is the Hermes, LV, Gucci, Prada etc...

I love it that “millionaire”, “successful” businesswoman Farrah agreed to “fight” for a total of $5K. Though I’m sure she planned to stick it to them for much more in “promotional” expenses. How much could 50% of door actually be? What was original agreement? Who would actually pay to attend this debacle except TM cast members dying to see her ass get kicked? Where is she living in LA BTW? Never ending circle of Airbnb’s? Is Starburst still running around Michael’s backyard? Inquiring minds want to know.

I’m decorating for XMas (I’m possibly insane - Mr. DC says it looks like an elf vs ribbon massacre). Multi-tasking at it’s finest. Rewatching old Vanderpump Rules episodes on Hulu/IPad while decorating and enjoying my holiday libations. Sorry if off topic (I post here far more often) - I’d pay to watch a Farrah vs Scheana “sing” off. Before Blowin’ I believe there was Good as Gold? Unfortunately I can’t find her unforgettable gold lame shorts “performance” on You Tube to compare (unlike the other masterpiece - Blowin’). Fortunately I’m in Season 3 of VP Rules when I believe the aforementioned occurred. I’ll let everyone know exact episode when I get to it - Merry Christmas! I’m kinda shaking with anticipation- hopefully it doesn’t disappoint. I know we have a bunch of crossover, but another holiday present - you should watch VP Rules from the beginning if you haven’t (and without saying all iterations of 90-Day Fiance).