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Ha! I did that once (it will never happen again). After a 12 hour drive from DC to our family beach house in St Augustine FL (drive cause my dogs love the beach and I take them with me in general whenever possible). Was less than two miles from the house when I literally had no gas. It was a mess (including the little dent in my then new expensive car). I immediately went into the station to report. The teenager in charge was confused. I offered to give him my license and insurance information but he told me it was fine and he’d take care of it (hopefully he shut off the pump at least). As I’ve said before - it’s a sad state of affairs when Nathan is Thundercunt’s best “soulmate” ever. I’m rooting for him to get his shit together. It’s quite a juxtaposition - Nathan’s a combat Marine who obviously experienced bad shit during his tours of duty, while Psycho Dog Killer is a pussy that just likes to carry a gun on his hip at all times. I’d say send him to Afghanistan if he’s so tough and concerned about his “rights” - but I wouldn’t wish him on my worst enemy. Where’s Cujo when you need him?

It’s not fucking normal to murder your family dog. Especially a 15-lb very desirable breed one that would have gotten snapped up in a hot minute from a Frenchie rescue. Poor Old Yeller and Cujo excepted. I’m an old Stephen King fan - Cujo taking on an unarmed David would be awesome. I assume Nugget had his rabies shots. How does thundercunt rationalize this to herself? It boggles my mind.

Seriously. And I admit sometimes I thought ya’ll might be being a little dramatic about David over the years (aka serial killer). I was wrong. Last time I’ll apologize for thinking Jenelle was “innately” smart years ago. She’s a very stupid thundercunt (who here gets the trademark for that one?). Do we have Primetimer Awards? She was feeling too sick to see her kids? Cry me a river bitch. I got no kids - but if my dog was ever taken away by the equivalent of CPS (never going to happen), I’d be out there in a sleeping bag. Obviously an exaggeration (maybe not) - but you get the idea. I thought David healed her “sickness” with his calming presence.

Anon Mafioso is funny as shit. Never knew. Just spent last hour or so going through her old posts and videos. I guess I should also check out Imfuckinrakin or something? Jace calling David and Jenelle pieces of shit several times then spitting on the ground will never not be funny. Oh so wise for somebody so young...he’s now old enough to know exactly who his Mother and her current soulmate are. Glad the kids will have a nice holiday weekend at least. Since Jenelle is so determined to stand by her “Man” please tell me (those that know these things) that Psycho Frenchie Killer will at least have to take several months of anger management classes (like that would help) and get rid of most of Hillbilly Arsenal before they can get Ensley back. I have high hopes that Doris will step in for Kaiser if Nathan can’t get full custody on his own.

I do too.

WTF. Who the fuck is Katrina? Sweet Baby Jesus she’s stupid. As we know, The Ashley’s always pretty accurate. Idiotic POS. Love how psycho, gun toting (apologies to responsible gun owners), life-threatening Frenchie killer only wants to call the “law” when he thinks it can assist him. Dipshit - I’m pretty sure TMZ knows what they can “legally” do. Like the last thing Barb needs or wants is a toddler. Guess she feels she has no choice (vs Psycho Frenchie Killer Mom). She can thank her Twatwaffle (aka Thundercunt) daughter.

Preach! And I got no kids. And sometimes get a little too attached to my favorite wet dishrags.

I actually know the answer to this. One of my best friends has full custody and guardianship of two of her grandkids due to her Twatwaffle (thanks for that one) daughter. She has very little money but gets disability and a “Grandparent Grant” and owns her house (worth a lot of money - it’s now a very gentrified and “hot” neighborhood in Capitol Hill - wasn’t when I bought my first house there in 1999). They (boy and girl) were in Angel’s (yes - her name is actually Angel) old bedroom together until they got to a certain age and they had to have separate bedrooms cause they’re different sexes. She kept the girl in Twatwaffle’s bedroom - and moved the boy into her son’s bedroom since he was away at college most of the time. Her son moved back home and they’re allowed to share the same room even though he’s an adult. But I think he mostly sleeps in the basement now. He is and is considered a primary caregiver to the kids too. I’m the kids official godmother on all the documentation. He’s probably down there (it’s not really a finished basement) cause the little boy can be annoying AF.

Wolves love their children way more than Jenelle.

She has a “medical” degree saving lives! Meaning she’s qualified to draw blood samples.

So she think this proves she’s a good mom? To me it looks like she’s a lazy POS that can’t even clean the trash out of her car.

Like David only has one gun. But I agree Jenelle has no issues lying under oath. I was a witness in a non-violent civil case and was nervous as shit while testifying (no lying). But it’s old hat to Jenelle.

So Jenelle - this should be pretty easy. Move David out and you probably can get your kids back. Oh wait - she really doesn’t give a fuck about those children (much less likely take care of them on her own) and David will never willingly leave his heavily fortified Hillbilly Paradise compound (apologies again to hillbillies). Even though it and everything on it was paid for by Jenelle. Yes Psycho - you’re a “real man” who lets his bitch pay for everything. It could really work out for her. She’d get back on Tinder and have a new “soulmate” in a matter of weeks. Couldn’t be any worse than David. If she still wants to play #MomLife - there’s no way in Hell a court is going to give David custody of Ensley. Might even find a bottom of the barrel reality TV show to take her on. There’s no way it’s happening with the psycho dog killer in tow. But remember she’s a stupid fucking POS - so this is unlikely to happen. It’s a pretty sad state of affairs when her best “soulmate” was Nathan.

She saves her fake ass tears for when the cameras are around. Oops - they’re gone...

Thanks for the docs Druzy. Explains a lot.

I’m curious about this too. I always assumed somebody inside production was giving her the “scoop”. Now I’m not so sure. MTV has washed their hands of her for good. Took them long enough after coddling her ridiculous behavior for all these years.

Congratulations Jenelle! You stupid fucking POS. No surprise she chose current soulmate over her kids. You know - the one she hooked up with less than a month after Nathan dumped her. IMO - they always seemed to be just her props for Teen Mom and her soulmate trap. Without the show she would have never pursued custody of Jace. No matter how many “loving family” photos she posts on Instagram. Now she’s left alone on The Land with an armed, raging, psychotic (guns, bow and arrows, poison darts etc.) POS. He’s probably right now playing target practice with those chickens. She probably thinks it will all just blow over shortly. Cause she’s fucking stupid. My only solace is how she’ll be depleting her money on lawyers. With no big paychecks in sight. She’s so fucking stupid and delusional she probably thinks there’s another one right around the corner. My guess is little Kaiser has been singing like a canary. Imagine working at his daycare when they brought him in like nothing was wrong after David murdered that poor dog. They’ll likely get Ensley and Maryssa back eventually. Hopefully with some sort of ruling about violent, stupid hillbilly arsenal’s (apologies to hillbillies). I’m guessing that Barb will be successful getting an order Jace isn’t allowed around David. If Nathan wasn’t such a fuck up himself, he’d probably get full custody of Kaiser too. Let’s see how serious he really is (i.e. moving back to NC from FL and getting a real job).

Maybe. But I think she’s probably pissed after seeing first hand (while running for her life) what Dany had Drogon do for no real reason. Being a book reader I like to think Arya used her Stark warg skills to get that horse. Jon Snow and Davos are definitely not happy. As a book reader, I’m much happier what they’ve done with Davos on the series. Last I recall he was going to Skagos on fat Lord Manderly’s (secret Frey killer) request to find Rickon Stark.

First time poster (I unfortunately post on train wreck “reality” TV). Book reader (twice). Great episode. Made up for the last two episodes. See below. https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/tv/2019/04/29/game-of-thrones-character-deaths-battle-of-winterfell-the-long-night/3614312002/ How the fuck did Sam Tarly survive that? The Long Night - Night King, White Walkers, Army of the Dead vanquished in one night? Disappointing- since IMO they were the real danger. Dany going all Mad King? I’m thinking now that either Jon Snow or Arya will kill her. She’s definitely now on Arya’s kill list. Clegane Bowl ended like I thought it would.

Take away David Eason’s gun and my money is on the geese. Thanks again ya’ll for holding down the Fort. I’m feeling a lot more a lot more snarky about this now. Can’t believe it took the murder of a Frenchie to end this bullshit. Or I can...

Nah - I think Brianna comes cheap. Bad Jen!

Thanks for the timeline Druzy!

Ha! Probably sold it back to him for less than he bought it for. Unless David held a gun to his head. Unfortunately not impossible. Though I thought I recalled it was her friend Jamie’s husband, an ex-Marine (see below - I looked it up). No Yelp reviews longer available. https://starcasm.net/jenelle-and-david-eason-now-run-a-scuba-diving-business-previously-owned-by-a-friend/ I truly believe David Eason is a pussy - so that’s not likely. He is a big guy though. I guess with a gun he feels invincible. Strong and invincible enough to take on a Frenchie.

Personally I think Jenelle’s done. David murdered her “beloved”, but dangerous 15-lb French Bulldog in front of her kids and she doesn’t give a shit. She probably thinks it’s OK since he took him outside for the execution - they didn’t notice the poor thing didn’t come back. Everybody loves a good train wreck - but IMO this is where most Americans (of all varieties and “beliefs”) draw the line. We’re lucky enough in this country to have that luxury. She’s too stupid to realize this. I cringed when she included her “animals” as her new priorities. Jesus fuck she’s stupid. Do her “businesses” she’ll also be “concentrating” on include her makeup line with the patent that expired and you can buy the domain name for $2K? Maybe it’s the swamp boat barnacle scraping business where David risks his life on a daily basis. Oh I forgot - she’ll be fine. She has a medical degree.

Public Service Announcement - Jenelle Evans just got fired from TM2. 🙌🎉🍾👯‍♀️ Sorry off topic - but I think we have some crossover.