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Cool your jets David. I’m a Vice President. It doesn’t mean shit. He’s acting like Pence was showing up to personally inspect his house. Loved how Jenelle claimed they were going to fix their “problem” or everyone was going to get fired. She’s stupidly priceless. Bitch - you tried to put a modular home in the middle of a swamp. Speaking of swamp - I’m dying to know what “professional dives” they offer through their new “business”. Scuba in the swamp river? That sounds so worthwhile! Murky water...catfish and bass? How exciting. Sign me up!

Yep. That just about sums it up. I’m a little specious though that there ever was an actual job.

Ha! I remembered how shell shocked he looked after the first night when she bullied him into illegally sharing a room. He managed to get out of a repeat of that the next visit (thanks Auntie Azan!). But I guess he had to in the desert after the romantic “proposal” the first visit. I’m pretty sure that’s the last dick she got out of him. Maybe he’s in secret contact with Mohammed for tips. I really know nothing about it - but I believe Muslim men are allowed up to three wives at a time (maybe legally varies from country to country? - no clue) and divorce is fairly easy if the husband decides (see above no real clue)? So maybe it’s not as big of a deal to Azan to go through with it and then just “never be able” to get his spousal visa to come to the States while she continues to send her “husband” every last dime she has. But then he’d have to fuck her while she’s still in Morocco (Auntie Azan can no longer help). Decisions, decisions...make sure you wear a condom Azan. In Nicole’s fantasy world you’re living in the US with several kids, a well-paying job and a lovely home. Despite how she rolls her eyes, sticks her fingers in her ears and chants “blah blah blah” whenever her family asks her about the long-term plan.

IDK - I’m pretty sure Nicole has been Googling Morrocan Weddings like they were McDonald’s French fries. Girl obviously has a very active fantasy world. She has it all planned including the “family” footing the entire bill (cause “family” always pays for all wedding costs you know). I guess mine didn’t get that memo. I had a very nice traditional wedding in DC but it cost considerably more than my parents very generous contribution (they wouldn’t go for giving me the cash and us heading to the courthouse). I like Nicole’s stepfather don’t see a wedding happening (he’s obviously seen the show). I just can’t figure out Azan’s end game. Is he agreeing to try and drain her of every last drop of money she has while she’s in Morocco before he pulls the plug? Is a couple extra thousand bucks really worth this? He’s obviously repulsed by her and as we all seem to agree not really that interested in moving to the US (or getting a job for that matter).

That’s awesome. Well done! I assume baby daddy works in a warehouse unloading trucks.

I can’t wait to see the look on her face when she’s told by Nicole she expects Azan’s family to pay for her Moroccan Fantasy Wedding (including her two other “dress changes”).

For kicks. https://marocmama.com/weddings-what-to-eat-and-wear/ I’m sure that this is what Nicole in her fucked up fantasy world is expecting. I’d pay good money to see her being carried in an “amaria”.

This is an easy one. HIGH! HIGH! YA BOTH HIGH!

At least he asks the questions. Better yet. Howard Stern. He has a great way of asking the questions and getting answers.

Yes - Nessa is an idiot. She knows who she’s sitting next to. It galls me how these “hosts” suck up to these girls (worst is useless 90 Day Fiancé bitch). We need Andy Cohen to crossover. First time I’ve ever seen/known about EJ. He’s adorable. Mr. DC is now heavily involved in Caps hockey game (I’ve been all in re Cavs) - gives me time to catch up on Boards.?

Just watched the Aftershow (my first! Virginity broken!). First off - when Nessa told Brianna after she claimed to have bought her Mom tons of diamonds and gold for Mother’s Day that she was rolling like EJ? Seriously bitch? EJ is Magic Johnson’s son - that’s like comparing a cubic zirconia to the Hope Diamond (MJ’s real estate fund Canyon Johnson is worth billions alone - although it’s not just him and they raise capital from outside investors). EJ’s a nice boy - I would have slapped the shit out of her for the comparison. And hey Pot - Javi using you to be on TV? Shocker. You were just interested in him (living 1000 miles away) for his sparkling personality... Us stoners would be more likely to laugh hysterically and order a pizza. Speaking of - I may need to schedule another perfectly (sort of) legal delivery.

I just watched. I love you Barb. I watched that part three times. Her multiple fuck yous (with accompanying finger gestures) to David, calling Jenelle a fucking bitch? Priceless. Hey psycho fucking bitch - if you don’t talk to your mother by your own choice - you have no right to question who she hugs or talks to. Sucks for you everybody likes Barb. Luckily - unlike the poor Roll - I didn’t see any kids around. I’m pretty sure they went into lockdown hopefully less than 5 minutes into this. I love Jenelle wanted to call the police.

Sweet baby Jesus - it’s like a bad SNL Stuart Smalley skit (I’m officially getting old). Both Boards (OG and 2) have been on fire. Haven’t been able to keep up. Off now to get Phase I of my summer garden done all day?. Tattoos aren’t my thing. I think they’re going to look pretty silly on these girls once they reach 40, but it’s very pretty and well done. Notwithstanding the trite Stuart Smalley shit.

You mean the chicken feet he didn’t eat himself and cackled over when Family Chantal left? I really need to watch this episode. Mr. DC/Cleveland and his sports be damned.

I haven’t been able to watch yet (Mr. DC insists I wait for him), but ya’ll are funny as shit. This show is definitely the gift that keeps on giving... IMO - they really should make more money than they do given the entertainment value. I’m assuming everything Pao and Anfisa get goes to handbags, lip injections and shoes. Nicole gives it all to Azan and Chantal’s goes back to Pedro’s parasites. Question is where does David’s go? Water buffalo payments?

Debz OG EMBA is making a movie about the Indy 500 with a Komodo dragon? WTF. Who gets top billing - my money is on Squishy...

I’m not up for watching yet (first episode was enough) - but I hope Jenelle’s “friend” fleeced them when selling them their new marine “business”. More Teen Mom money down the drain!

Where the fuck did those boobs come from? Was “not drug rehab” code for “plastic surgery”? Catelynn honey - they’re way too big. Given your propensity to be overweight - they’ll be at your knees by 30.

I’m not that bright about these things. Clickbait is they get a little money when anybody clicks on an article attached to their social media accounts? Thank sweet Baby Jesus for small favors I’ve never done that. It’s going to take me all weekend to decide on the poll. Thanks for that Druzy - you genius evil bitch. I kinda like Mental Couch Ambassador at the moment.

http://www.theashleysrealityroundup.com/2018/05/18/behind-the-scenes-video-shows-how-farrah-abraham-shamelessly-planned-her-cannes-crotch-flash-watch-the-hilarious-footage/ Hope this worked right. Priceless. I love you Farrah and the entertainment you provide me. I maybe your biggest fan. I guess I might need to seriously rethink my life. Actually - my only real guilt is possibly getting joy out of someone’s antics who likely has serious mental issues. Cue to Michael...3,2,1...everyone was so excited to see Farrah that they insisted she crash a fashion show red carpet and flash her beaver... Actually - I think it’s the first press they’ll pretend doesn’t exist...

Never seen a single Kardashian episode (or care to) but they are making serious, serious bank apparently for a show with not even real high ratings? No clue why. I admit I’m a little impressed and intrigued on how that works. They are beautiful girls from what I’ve seen. Unlike Farrah I assume they’re actually invited to major events/parties at Cannes. Still don’t get it though...

Ah. But I noticed they put the paddock for that poor horse pretty close to the house. I figured cause if they put it any further away she’d never get to it. As a former very serious horse person. That’s pretty gross (my horse was at a boarding stable though). I didn’t see an actual barn - so I assume they plan on having that unfortunate creature on permanent turn-out (in Michigan - insert slapping forehead emoji). I don’t see Catelynn mucking that out ever (or understanding she needs to), scrubbing the water/feed buckets etc. It’s going to smell pretty bad really quick.... I don’t think Leah was back on the pillses - just drunk. I assume they cut the bar off for a reason.

Decisions, decisions, decisions...

Didn’t this ho just get her dive certification? Now she’s a professional?

She’s attending events you can buy tickets to on sites like EventBrite. It’s not like the actual Cannes red carpet. We won’t see her there in a $50K+ couture designer dress. She’s strictly off the rack. If that’s how she wants to spend her money...the beaver shot was obviously planned as she discovered she wasn’t getting attention lurking about any other way. Her oft seen vagina always gets her some internet-only tabloid press. She really mistakenly believes any attention is good attention. She looks pretty good though. Much better than usual. I did like the dress.