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And I’ve never even watched Big Brother. I can be in... And we can earn some easy money...

Since Amber has all that supposed money - if she wants to fly to DC - I’ll happily say it to her face. I’m sure I’m not alone.

I forgot to add (re coat). I haven’t been able to bring myself to wear my monogrammed fleece onesie (with detachable feet!) all winter. It was a gift from work friends (but admittedly would buy myself). Thanks for ruining that Amber. Admittedly I was in Florida for six weeks and missed the unusual 9 degree weather here (Mr. DC didn’t). Still had plenty of chances though. Luckily Mr. DC refuses to get sucked into OG, and hasn’t seen The Christmas Story onesie (wash it Amber). The Clevelander in him would have possibly thrown something at the TV after its first dozen showings. Re coat - at least it’s Spring...mine is a little different?

Oh god - Amber and I have the same winter coat (mine different color). I like that coat - now I feel icky wearing it.?

Wisdom Panel is what I’ve always used. Get the most recent one. I’ve always been pleased with the results. My last dog we always thought was some sort of Australian Shepherd and she turned out to be mostly chow/lab. It made total sense... They also called my Akita/border collie and Akita/lab mix. Mimi makes sense too. I got her from National Pyr rescue who picked her litter up from a farm in Louisiana at 8-wks. Papa was probably the farm dog next door. She’s totally a dingo...

Ha! That was quick. They probably tossed her a couple of $100K and sent her on her way.

Please tell me that asshole is not walking around his Land with a gun tucked into his waistband. While holding small children.... Wait - I’m sure Jenelle will say “but safety is on”. Oh - OK idiots, that makes it so much better...

Thank my Lord. An actual lawyer! Yay! My laymen understanding is that Hopkins won because despite how “abrasive” she was (I probably would have hated her) especially in 1989, men far less capable acted as or worse on a regular basis and got promoted to Partner. Not sure how Farrah’s going to prove that. “Wear more make-up, walk, talk and act more feminine” was a well deserved nail in their coffin. Go Ann Hopkins! (As a non make-up wearing/non-manicured female in a male dominated industry). I don’t have access to LexisNexis - but find the case fascinating too now that I know about it.

OK - I got a little feedback from my FIL re Farrah’s lawsuit via Mr. DC. I’ll try and be brief - have a ton of notes though. Remember despite his resume he’s old, getting feeble minded and hasn’t practiced in years. And knows nothing about the background of her case. I also know very little about labor law so excuse mistakes in translation. Mr. DC did not have a good time in Vegas. His exact words were “slower than death”. Basically he says her entire filing is something you can download verbatim from the Internet for about $500. If she’s an independent contractor the entire thing is moot cause she’s suing in several Counts under Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which is then improperly applied. She needed to sue under different statutes(?). Maybe that’s why she claims it’s a “world changing” case. Gender stereotypes is an actual thing! Not Farrah speak! Case was upheld by Supreme Court in 1989 for a case called Price Waterhouse vs Hopkins (Wikipedia explained it better to me than FIL - he used a lot of case history, lawyer speak I didn’t quite understand - see also maybe feeble minded). I don’t think it applies to her. If Viacom has a male “star” or even a known employee doing porn (see masturbating on a highly promoted webcam show) legal or not and they didn’t fire him she’s got a case. If not - it’s a real stretch. I certainly would be fired if my employer ever saw me doing something like that (legal or not). I read the entire case too. It’s a real hoot. My favorite was Count V. Negligent Hiring, Retention and Supervision. I guess that’s Kristen the producer and the alleged candy pusher set-teacher. If I was her I’d be careful about accusing others re Hostile Work Environment and Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress. Oh and Wrongful Termination of course - so WTF does Michael keep insisting (via Twitter of course) she wasn’t fired? See again - it must be acid. Are there any other lawyers on the Board who can chime in?

Didn’t she just get a new car? These bitches are insane. I always buy a late model, nice “gently” used car for cash then drive the shit out of it for the next 10 years (we’re City people so not like we pile on the miles). And I can say with certainty I have better future cash flow prospects than being on Teen Mom. Mr. DC insists they’re going to have to pry our now ten year old Audi A6 station wagon out of his cold, dead hands. In his defense it has less than 100K miles on it, we hate SUV’s and they no longer sell them in the US. In my defense he spent over $3K on it in the last year. My A5 coupe is now only three years old - seven more to go! Tip for semi-luxury car buying if you plan on keeping them forever (thanks to Mr. DC!). Listen up Kail. Audi and BMW’s seldom change their body/style. The wagon actually doesn’t look like it’s anywhere near 10 years old (when washed). My last car was a Mercedes C-Class (not a great car to begin with) and 10 years later it looked like a real hoopty ride.

Oh dear god. She is.... Getting that butt surgery was the worst idea she ever had....

What does wild sharks mean? Different from the domesticated ones?

I only do DNA on my dogs. That’s all I’m interested in. Just got Mimi’s back. Her Mom was 100% Great Pyrenees (we kinda knew that). Dad was 50% Australian Cattle Dog and 25% Australian Shepherd. I now call her Dingo sometimes (as in only a Dingo wouldn’t like Farrah Abraham’s music)...It actually fits her...

And boring. Every conversation with her (besides when she’s occasionally playing gossip telephone) is about her being transgender. We get it. Got anything else to talk about? The transgender friends I have (not that many) are actually loathe to talk about it as a perpetual conversation. They’re girls (don’t know any boys) - period - end of story. Though my friend Trixie was pretty happy to talk about her new vagina when she first she got it (years and years ago). I get she’s on the show as a PSA. That’s great - but to me being the only authentic conversations she has with the rest of the cast (oh Billie - you’re so cool..so brave...blah blah blah...) actually makes them act like transgender is less normal than I think they should. It’s science Yo (shout out to Jesse Pinkman). I just don’t think her “part” was very well cast. I nominate Jiggly Caliente. Mama Ru is brilliant at casting. Though Jiggly is probably too large and arguably not good looking enough to be cast on VP Rules. World according to LVP - transgender is great - but don’t be fat or unattractive! I do think she got her teeth fixed though. Re TWoP - yes WTF was Board on Boards? Forgot about that one.

Really? I only watched The Hills years later and she was kinda whiny and pathetic. I do kinda respect her though. I do miss strict TWoP rules of cordiality once in awhile - but they did go overboard sometimes for no real reason. I got in trouble once for something not even offensive in a freaking Top Chef episode - seriously?

That’s exactly what Mr. DC says. He likes cars. His comment was directed years ago at the Guidice’s. According to him the Mercedes S-Class, Audi A8 and BMW 7-Series (not sure his order) are all far superior for a better price. He used to catch the occasional RHNJ episode with me. He literally laughed out loud when he saw it - “is that the Maserati sedan? - what idiots”. Not like he would turn it down if offered to him....

Got it! Thanks. I’m actually going to read it myself (and take notes!) so I don’t sound stupid if my plan actually comes to fruition

Can anybody get a pdf of Farrah’s lawsuit? Mr. DC is in Vegas with his Dad (and he owes me one). He’s agreed to ask my FIL to read it if I can get a pdf version. My FIL is (was) a highly respected labor lawyer. A bit of his resume. Before 40 he was appointed lead counsel for the State of Florida for labor and employment. My husband has never forgiven him for moving them to Tallahassee from Cleveland. Basically anybody they fired in the State had to go through him (later had own private practice - his main clients were basically every County Sheriff’s office in Florida except for one or two). He was also heavily involved in the American Bar Association - he was Section Chair for Labor and Employment Law (Public Sector Management) for years. That’s only why I really know anything about labor law. I’ve attended a lot of ABA events/other social things over the years and know his friends. They like to gossip. In his “spare” time he was a Professor at several different law schools in Florida. Though my FIL is not the same man he used to be (age, stroke, other issues), I figure at least this might give him something to do. He desperately needs a hobby...and I’m dying of curiousity to get a professional opinion re the merits of her suit.

100% agree. I’m pretty sure Jeremy asked Billie out ala for an entry onto the show. Much like James re Kristen. At least James can be amusing at times. I haven’t particularly warmed to Billie. I do think she likes to stir the pot and she’s purely on the show to show how down Bravo/LVP is with LGBT - particularly transgender. I think that’s great in theory. She’s just not that interesting to me. Can they get one of the transgender drag queens from RuPaul? They’re a few I’m sure who would be very happy to get easy VP cash and exposure (though unfortunately for us they’d be leaving the fabulous drag costumes/make-up at home). Even if it means playing hostess at Sur a few hours a week. Bravo puts MTV to shame - particularly with all the nasty homophobic shit that just went down on TM (apologies for those not familiar - google David Eason). Andy and LVP would have escorted their ass to the door in two seconds along with a hefty boot in the ass on their way out for good measure.

I also just edited my post to say we’re the ones that probably need to get out of their way. I’m originally Long Island. Most people don’t realize they have a pretty big seasonal Great White population at the eastern end. Don’t get me started on Jaws. It literally is my favorite film. Are we soulmates?

I now feel the need to apologize to the sloths and acknowledge Amber is more of a slug. They are very cute. Not a fan of sharks. Though Jaws is my favorite movie - my family has a house on the ocean in North Florida and when I go into it (after a lot of years) I still like to go... “What’s your name?” “Chrissy” ”Where are you going?” ”Swimming” We’ve seen sharks close enough to shore I worry about my dogs becoming Pippin. They haven’t killed (or really bit) anybody yet. My opinion is it’s their ocean and we’re the ones who should get out of their way. Sorry for obscure Jaws reference. I’ve always wanted a Pygmy goat myself.

I actually never liked her. She always acted like she was smarter and better than the rest of them yet she agreed to (and continues to) be on the show with the rest of the chucklefucks. And her “best” friend is the very intellectually challenged Scheana. I remember reading an interview with her and FI years ago where she bashed the rest of them and lamented she wanted to talk about more serious “important” topics. Sorry Ariana - I watch Meet the Press and the other Sunday am shows for that when in the mood. People who actually know what they’re talking about (debatable)...I watch VP Rules for the chucklefuckery. For kicks I looked at Jeremy’s Twitter. Thinking maybe he’d apologize at least for at the very least boorish behavior caught on camera. Nope. Not Jeremy! He wants us all to know what a superior human being he is with love and kindness for all! He also takes an indirect dig at Stassi for somebody not “being in his league”. Yet he was all over her (and from his recorded “I’ll stop hitting on you” had been doing it for awhile that night). Jeremy needs to take a seat in the creepy section and the rest of them owe Stassi an apology. Who knew Stassi could take the high road cause she hasn’t mentioned it. From watching this show from the beginning I also never thought I’d think somebody owes Stassi an apology. Couldn’t believe my eyes watching the Aftershow somebody posted (didn’t know that existed). FI STFU and sit down - you did not really say Jeremy only talked to her cause she was sad without a date and upset there were hotter girls there than her. Lala (of female empowerment) didn’t say Jeremy has plenty of hot girls hanging on him to choose from (apparently he doesn’t). Sorry for the longish post - but my blood is boiling.

Well that was really boring. Got through the episode in about 20 minutes. Even with the long anticipated firing of Farrah! I did notice though I believe Amber wasn’t on her feet for a single second the entire episode. I wouldn’t be so proud myself having a sloth for my spirit animal. And there’s nothing I enjoy more than lounging in my bed with new clean sheets and my IPad/remote control. I walk my dog though about three hours a day. Hence my house doesn’t smell like piss and shit nor has she torn up the place. She makes Catelynn look like a triathlete.

Jeremy is creepy...James’ dad is even creepier. DJ Muppet Baby might want to consider throwing him a little VP cash so he can do something with those teeth. And James - “Lackey/Hanger-On” to George Michael does not mean “Manager”. Apparently GM never spoke to him again after like 1998 anyway. You were six - get over it...

Back from what Jenelle? Inquiring minds want to know... And who does she think wants to watch her happy family scenario? Don’t see any kids/David in the ad either. Maybe they’re hiding in the trees with “toy” guns thinking about taking her out. Bad Jen... Bad thing is somebody will have to take one for the team and watch...