50 Shades of MasterChef! Mafia

[MarkHB]

1 hour ago, Hanged Man said:

Well that's peculiar

Does Mark have a power that wacks the person that started a DL on a person? Does the death of TJ suggest Mark's a villain?

Does Oinky have a power that keeps her from getting wacked? Does the death of TJ suggest she's a villain?

It's night :)

[Hanged Man]

Oh sorry my mistake.

[MuuMuuChainsmoker]

It's about to get saucy for Wolfie.  

 

[MarkHB]

4 hours ago, Drogo said:

In fact, I'll close the box again so they stay warm.

 

Looking at that GIF, no, Rachael, don't close anything!

Meanwhile, NIGHT KILL!

1 to DL @SVNBob (MarkHB) 4 to severely reprimand him for skipping this round!

[Hanged Man]

I can get in on that

2 to DL @SVNBob (MarkHB,HM) 3 to severely reprimand him for skipping this round!

[FormerMod-a1]

YAY!

3 to DL SVNBob (MarkHB, HM, aquarian1) 2 to BAM him!

[TJtrack99]

7 hours ago, Drogo said:

Packed In A Doggie Bag, Doggie-Style:

1. MMCS - Hero - You are Padma Lakshmi, Celebrity Chef.
2. TJtrack99 - Hero - Wolfgang Puck, Celebrity Chef. (eliminated for LOL logic fail)

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There is 1 clue in the Night 2 Story.

Those with Night actions will have 24 hours to "get 'em in."

I mean, Rachel's not bad, but where'd Padma go....?

1 hour ago, aquarian1 said:

YAY!

3 to DL SVNBob (MarkHB, HM, aquarian1) 2 to BAM him!

VERY YES.

4 to DL SVNBob (MarkHB, HM, aquarian1, TJ) 1 to make like Spiderman!

[MarkHB]

24 minutes ago, TJtrack99 said:

I mean, Rachel's not bad, but where'd Padma go....?

Died in childbirth while her baby daddy was having a fight in a lava park?

[egavasc]

Didn't we do this last LOL mafia round?

5 to DL SVNBob (MarkHB, HM, aquarian1, TJ, egavasc) 0 to keep with tradition! 

Edited December 16, 2016 by egavasc
forgot to put my name in the DL list!

[MarkHB]

I'll just leave this here...

[Hanged Man]

In case anyone was wondering what my prop was. I honestly am not sure if anyone could have gotten it.

Found a better link

Edited December 16, 2016 by Hanged Man

[Drogo]

FFS, this went through my head when you said it wasn't "originally" a vehicle. 

Great prop, HM.

[Hanged Man]

It was a great question by @MarkHB

[caprice]

@MarkHB, that was a wonderful video. Thanks. Of course, now I realize I have some dusting to do since I was having allergy issues. Ahem.

@Hanged Man, I'd forgotten about your prop question. Sorry. You're right about our never having watched that one together. In fact, I've never seen it.

 

Story has been sent in for GIF treatment, so it will be up today. In the meantime, I'm making myself some of the best hot chocolate in the WORLD.

[Drogo]

Day 3

*No reading if you are under the age of 18! I mean it!*

Standing at the head of the room, Graham and Gordon looked over the group, briefly wondering what had happened to Wolfgang, but didn't bother to put much thought into it.

"Chefs, we've had appetizers with persimmon and they were... interesting."

                     

Gordon sounded bored so Graham took over. "The idea we're working on is to present a full meal so we're moving on to a soup course. You have--"

"Ninety minutes to prepare a stunning soup with the ingredients you'll find in our fully stocked pantry," Gordon interrupted. "Go!"

Curtis Stone was reaching for some chipotle when Giada sidled up beside him and murmured, "You're so tall... could you get me some of the cinnamon from the top shelf?"

He politely agreed and as they turned, Rachael signaled to Giada with a wink and slight movement of her eyes to the left.

"Curtis," Giada continued, "I understand there is actually another section here and I'd really appreciate if you could reach something for me there." She ever-so-subtly pressed her upper arms together, drawing his attention away from her plot. She led him around the corner and through the secret door that Rachael had told her about.

Imagine her surprise when they were the only people there! Still, she had her target in hand and quickly closed the door behind him. Little did she know that Curtis had his own ideas.

They found a ring for him and flavored gel for her before she finally slipped the ball-gag in his mouth and left him handcuffed and bent over a bench.

              

 

Still Cookin':

1. egavasc
2. aquarian1
3. MarkHB
4. The Crazed Spruce
5. Oinky Boinky
6. Jesse
7. Lisin

Packed In A Doggie Bag, Doggie-Style:

1. MMCS - Hero - You are Padma Lakshmi, Celebrity Chef.
2. TJtrack99 - Hero - Wolfgang Puck, Celebrity Chef. (eliminated for LOL logic fail)
3. Hanged Man - Hero - Curtis Stone, Celebrity Chef. 

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There is 1 clue in the Day 3 Story.

4 votes are required for a DL.  Day will be 36 hours or until a DL is completed, whichever comes first.

[FormerMod-a1]

Should we try for OB again?  Her avatar and Giada both have the cleavage and the pendant.  

[Oinky Boinky]

Ugh please A1. Don't you think I have suffered enough? Or is that the point. 

[MarkHB]

2 hours ago, Oinky Boinky said:

Ugh please A1. Don't you think I have suffered enough? Or is that the point. 

It makes sense to me, but after what happened to TJ I'm afraid to start it!

[Jesse]

If OB is Nigella, I just don't see how she's a villain.  How are you all thinking about this? 

[FormerMod-a1]

1 minute ago, Jesse said:

If OB is Nigella, I just don't see how she's a villain.  How are you all thinking about this? 

 

21 hours ago, aquarian1 said:

Her avatar and Giada both have the cleavage and the pendant.  

That was my clue hunting deduction.  Hee.  

[Jesse]

Lol - I mean, I have seen worse clues.

[FormerMod-a1]

Well, just to get the ball rolling on something before the day is over (and since I'm going to be out most the evening) ...

1 to DL OB (aquarian1), 3 to shimmy into darkness

[Oinky Boinky]

So A1 when the roles were randomly generated the Giada got assigned to the one with the boobie avatar. 

You know starting a DL on me seems a little risky - but so be it. 

[Oinky Boinky]

I think I was deliberately not targeted last night so the bad guys could hint that I am only alive because I am one of them.

There are other reasons for me to be alive.  

[FormerMod-a1]

No, I don't know that you are Giada, just that Giada pic and your avatar have similarities.  :-P  And since this is a LOL game, I went for it. 

[MarkHB]

Sounds good to me...

2 to DL OB (aquarian1, MarkHB), 2 to stare at the cleavage

[Lisin]

Cleavage clues sound like @Drogo to me so...

3 to DL OB (aquarian1, MarkHB, Lisin) 1 to take little big head down a peg  

[egavasc]

I'll close it out.

[Oinky Boinky]

From the night 2 story 

His train of thought quickly derailed.

1 to DL Tjtrack (Oinky Boinky) 3 to watch the one we really love depart on a train, through the window, it's snowing...

[MarkHB]

TJ is already dead and we already DL'd you, at least that's how I read @egavasc's comment.

4 to DL OB (aquarian1, MarkHB, Lisin, egavasc) 0 to take little big head down a peg  

[Oinky Boinky]

Frig I got excited when I finally found a clue. 

In any case- start looking for clues so your DLs will help you instead of hurting you like this one will. 

Or don't

[egavasc]

1 hour ago, MarkHB said:

TJ is already dead and we already DL'd you, at least that's how I read @egavasc's comment.

4 to DL OB (aquarian1, MarkHB, Lisin, egavasc) 0 to take little big head down a peg  

That was my intent! Was busy and on mobile so copy/paste wasn't going to happen.

[caprice]

Wow. Well, that's Day. Bummer.

[Drogo]

Night 3

Listening to the unique blend of Emeril's exuberance and Nigella's honeyed voice, Mario Batali was becoming distracted. This was not a good place for him to be and he knew he was going to have to do something about it. Between hearing about Emeril's oyster soup and Nigella's strawberry-based gazpacho being drizzled with spiced chocolate sauce, he was feeling less confident about his own efforts.

<---"Distractions"

In a glance over his shoulder to where Rachael was trying to avoid Bobby, he raised an eyebrow at her. She flashed a "no" to him so he turned around to throw a slice of mushroom at Giada, two stations in front of him. When he had her attention, not terribly difficult since she was alone in her row, he indicated the same question but got the same negative response.

So he was going to have to take a risk.

If he moved quickly, it would look like an accident and she'd reasonably have time to recover. His Orange Crocs of Doom took him on an odd path back to the pantry, and on his way he sent a small bowl crashing to the ground.

Nigella turned and gasped, "My chocolate!"

<---A chocolate A.C. Slater, for the ladies in the house

"I'm so sorry about that," Mario replied. "Will you have time to make more? I'd be happy to help you get your ingredients. I was heading to the pantry anyway."

She walked with him although she was somewhat distracted by her thoughts of how to finish the gazpacho. Before she knew what was happening, she found herself being ushered into a room she'd never seen before. Knowing she was in trouble, she quickly made a decision and confirmed something her fans had long suspected.

Under her lovely outfit was a corset and snug leather skirt. Yes, Nigella was a secret Domme. Mario grinned and let her wear out her flogging arm (which was also, quite naturally, her stirring arm).

     

When she was done, his back was nicely striped, but she was exhausted. He cuffed her arms to an overhead beam and smiled widely. "Don't worry, my dear, I'll be back for you later."

                           

 

Still Cookin':

1. egavasc
2. aquarian1
3. MarkHB
4. The Crazed Spruce
5. Jesse
6. Lisin

Packed In A Doggie Bag, Doggie-Style:

1. MMCS - Hero - You are Padma Lakshmi, Celebrity Chef.
2. TJtrack99 - Hero - Wolfgang Puck, Celebrity Chef. (eliminated for LOL logic fail)
3. Hanged Man - Hero - Curtis Stone, Celebrity Chef. 
4. Oinky Boinky - Hero - Nigella Lawson, Celebrity Chef (has two-time protection power.)

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There are 2 clues in the Night 3 story.

It is now Night. No game talk allowed. 24 hours for Night Actions, although y'all can act faster than that.

Edited December 19, 2016 by Drogo

[caprice]

We're close to being done.

[Drogo]

Day 4

Padma had been sent home. Wolfgang, Curtis and Nigella had all disappeared. Gordon and Graham were both becoming rather puzzled by what was going on. In fact, Gordon wondered if he should go check out his secret room, especially since Rachael, Giada and Mario seemed to have rather satisfied looks on their faces.

                                     

                             ^^Imagine that's Rachael Ray in the middle, but with more bacon and butter^^

And Mario was moving about gingerly.

Graham wandered the room, checking on all the chefs to see how they were progressing. As he passed the back of the room he thought he overheard Mario whispering to Rachael that they needed to do something about her "friend" Guy. (Yes, some people can hear air-quotes.)

 

 

Shaking it off, he asked Rachael what she was working on and noticed something pass behind her eyes. Mario looked toward Giada and signaled her to do something about Fieri.

 

       

 

She moved to the pantry and came out with a large jar of pickles in one arm, holding a single pickle to her mouth. Guy grinned and walked to her, ready to start a conversation. Quite naturally, she led him to the not-so-secret room.

Upon opening the door, she was stunned to discover Gordon was there.

"Well," he grumped, "it appears people have found something they didn't need to see." Giada smiled coquettishly, thinking she could have even more fun, when Gordon continued, "Fine. Just stay out of the latex... it's a bitch to clean."

 

    

 

He then pressed a button and in a very brief time, the Nervous PA arrived in full gear. "Have fun," the judge growled before locking the three people in the dungeon.

  

Still Cookin':

1. aquarian1
2. The Crazed Spruce
3. Jesse
4. Lisin

Packed In A Doggie Bag, Doggie-Style:

1. MMCS - Hero - Padma Lakshmi, Celebrity Chef.
2. TJtrack99 - Hero - Wolfgang Puck, Celebrity Chef. (eliminated for LOL logic fail)
3. Hanged Man - Hero - Curtis Stone, Celebrity Chef. 
4. Oinky Boinky - Hero - Nigella Lawson, Celebrity Chef (has two-time protection power.)
5. egavasc - Hero - Guy Fieri, Celebrity Chef.
6. MarkHB - Villain - Mario Batali, Owner of the Orange Crocs of Doom.

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There are 0 clues in the Day 4 story.

The Mistress Mod will be along soon with 50 Shades of Wisdom.

[caprice]

Good morning, Cheftestants!

Since I'm leaving today on holidays, I'm changing things up. Your sides are even and now that we're at the Final Four, you're sort of becoming Dancing With the Stars, AI, or The Voice, whichever you watch.

There are still clues to the remaining villains, so the next person you vote for will be the Winner.

Have fun!

Mistress caprice

[Jesse]

Now that's a twist! 

I went looking back through the stories over the weekend, and (since a clue pointing at me was in a list of food one time!) noticed "persimmon salad, persimmon and endive,  asparagus with persimmon sauce" and wonder if s-e-a is another clue for A1? 

[Lisin]

Gross.

18 minutes ago, Jesse said:

Now that's a twist! 

I went looking back through the stories over the weekend, and (since a clue pointing at me was in a list of food one time!) noticed "persimmon salad, persimmon and endive,  asparagus with persimmon sauce" and wonder if s-e-a is another clue for A1? 

Also this? 

So, for lack of any better ideas and based on the fact that I'm guessing I can't vote for myself as winner and I definitely don't trust A1 at this point...

1 (Lisin) to give Jesse the win 

@caprice and @Drogo is that right? I'm voting for a winner? 

[Jesse]

If that's right (and thanks!) we've become Big Brother, where they vote to kick someone out every week until the finale when they vote for the winner. 

[Jesse]

(I guess all those shows do the same thing, but I mostly notice they repeat it a hundred times on BB because the contestants are idiots.)

[Drogo]

Vote for the person you would like to win.

[Lisin]

OK then yes,

1 (Lisin) to give Jesse the win

[TJtrack99]

I have, like, literally no idea what's going on now.

[Jesse]

Can I vote for myself or no?

[Drogo]

@The Crazed Spruce, @aquarian1, @Jesseand @Lisin must each cast a vote for the remaining player they would like to declare the winner. 

Self voting is not permitted. 

[FormerMod-a1]

Gah!  I am not a Villain, but I don't know who to vote for.  

[The Crazed Spruce]

I'm not a villain, either, and I'm also completely lacking in clues here.

[Jesse]

Shit, I don't know. I mean, if I can't vote for myself, it becomes kind of a toss-up.

I guess it's only right to do the flipside of the thing where people start a DL against the person who started the DL against them...

1 (Jesse) to give Lisin the win

[FormerMod-a1]

I was going to be"smart" and try to get one vote for each of us (me vote for TCS and hopefully he vote for me), but in the interest of speeding this up...

<tosses coin>

2 (Lisin, aquarian1) to give Jesse the win

Although, this does give me pause as they could be 2 villains.  Ugh!!