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(We'd already done H I & J)

 

K is for the Kremlin, which they all visited in Rose's dream after she wrote to Gorbachev and Reagan about nuclear war.  

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M is for the Mystery Dinner Weekend they all went to and Rose showed off her astounding power of deduction. St Olaf - South Side? Uncanny!

N is for the Nature Resort where they finally frolicked in the buff. Too bad everyone else dressed for dinner.

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P is for the Poconos, where Dorothy and Stan went on their honeymoon.  (Well, maybe - it depends on what episode you go by.)

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C is for Cannes, site of the Cannes Film Festival (called the International Film Festival in their time).  If Blanche ever met a man with an invitation, she would flirt her way into being his date, then spend the whole time sidling up to attractive male movie stars.

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F is for France where Dorothy could use the one sentence she learned in French class, "Merci beaucoup, mes amis." And since it's always about Blanche's underpants, she could wear her "Bonjour" pair. Or...was it "Bon Appetit"?

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G is for Greek sailors. Blanche could go through an entire fleet of them in no time. And most of them would know how many drachma are in eight dollars, so Dorothy could get in on the action as well. (Now it would be euros, but back then it was drachmas).

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P is for Pamplona, Spain, where the girls could see the Running of the Bulls festival. Sophia would try to join in, Rose would tell a St. Olaf story about their own Running of the Cows Festival, Blance would flirt with the matadors, and Dorothy would try to visit the places mentioned in The Sun Also Rises.

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How about T for the Tower of London.  The girls could view the crown jewels, and Blanche would wonder if any of them would accentuate her cleavage.

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Rose and Blance could also discuss how the crown jewels would accentuate Dorothy's turkey-like neck, draw attention to her non-existent bossom, and show off the huge spare tire jutting out over her square manly hips.

 

U is for the Uffizi Gallery in Florence, where the girls can enjoy some culture inbetween delicious Italian meals and even more delicious Italian men.

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OMG, I loved the Uffizi.  And the food, and the men.  :)

 

V is for Vienna.  Rose and Miles could go waltzing, Sophia could go to the opera house, Dorothy and Blanche could check out the sights, and they could all stuff themselves on sachertorte.

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Z is for Zurich, Switzerland, where the girls can go skiing, Rose can yodel, and Blanche can look stunning in her tight ski outfit and seduce a handsome ski instructor on the bunny slopes!

 

Oh, and they can all pig out on Swiss chocolate cheesecake!

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