Golden Girls Alphabet Game

[AndySmith]

Ooops, someone already did H.

 

So, L is for Lucas Hollingsworth, who took Dorothy on a one-way trip to Georgia.

Edited May 26, 2015 by AndySmith

[camom]

(We'd already done H I & J)

 

K is for the Kremlin, which they all visited in Rose's dream after she wrote to Gorbachev and Reagan about nuclear war.  

[Miss Chevious]

M is for the Mystery Dinner Weekend they all went to and Rose showed off her astounding power of deduction. St Olaf - South Side? Uncanny!

N is for the Nature Resort where they finally frolicked in the buff. Too bad everyone else dressed for dinner.

[LilWharveyGal]

O is for Orlando, where Dorothy and Sophia went for their bonding weekend.

[Bastet]

P is for the Poconos, where Dorothy and Stan went on their honeymoon.  (Well, maybe - it depends on what episode you go by.)

Edited May 27, 2015 by Bastet

[LilWharveyGal]

Q is for the quick money the girls hoped to earn when they traveled to be on Grab That Dough.

[Miss Chevious]

R is for the Romantic Cruise they went on with Jeff and Rich and Randy. Good thing the Girls came prepared with condoms, condoms, condoms!

[camom]

S is for Sicily, where Sophia went when left in Blanche's charge.

[AndySmith]

T is for the musical tour Michael Zbornak was on when he met and fell in love with (and knocked up) Lorraine.

 

Off-topic: Vote for the Men of Blanche's Boudoir Calendar, currently competing on this site's own King of Disparate TV Things Mountain!

Edited May 28, 2015 by AndySmith

[LilWharveyGal]

U is for Blanche's Underwear (isn't it always?), and the song about them that came to mind as a result of visiting Grammy Hollingsworth's plantation.

[BookThief]

V is for the Voyage around the the world Rose would have gone on...if her boyfriend hadn't been prone to seasickness.

[Miss Chevious]

W is for the Wagon that was the transportation for the last leg of the Girls' journey to St Olaf.

[Blakeston]

X is for Blanche's X-rated trip to Chattanooga (whose mayor still writes).

[Maherjunkie]

Z is for the ride on the tractor to see Uncle Zigbotter.

 

Why don't we do a life/visit in Europe theme?

[Bastet]

You skipped Y.

[LilWharveyGal]

Looks like we skipped Y.  Y is for the yachting trip Blanche didn't take to Bimini.

 

ETA:  Jinx, Bastet!

Edited May 29, 2015 by LilWharveyGal

[Miss Chevious]

A is for the Alps, where Rose could practice her yodeling.

[AndySmith]

B is for Brussels, where the girls could OD on fine chocolates, delicious waffles, and sinful French fries (and then complain about all the weight they gained).

[Bastet]

C is for Cannes, site of the Cannes Film Festival (called the International Film Festival in their time).  If Blanche ever met a man with an invitation, she would flirt her way into being his date, then spend the whole time sidling up to attractive male movie stars.

[BookThief]

D is for Denmark where Rose will probably not travel because of their rotten cheese due to their refusal to use preservatives.

[LilWharveyGal]

E is for the Eiffel Tower.  If Sophia was willing to moon a chain gang, I wonder if she'd also be interested in flashing Paris like Saffy on AbFab.

[BookThief]

F is for France where Dorothy could use the one sentence she learned in French class, "Merci beaucoup, mes amis." And since it's always about Blanche's underpants, she could wear her "Bonjour" pair. Or...was it "Bon Appetit"?

[Miss Chevious]

G is for Greek sailors. Blanche could go through an entire fleet of them in no time. And most of them would know how many drachma are in eight dollars, so Dorothy could get in on the action as well. (Now it would be euros, but back then it was drachmas).

[Maherjunkie]

H is for Holland, so Rose could wear a pair of neat wooden shoes.

H is also for great Hungarian painters in overalls.

[camom]

I is for Ireland, where they have a lot of sheep and Rose could perfect her castrating skills.

[Miss Chevious]

J is for Jarlsberg cheese, Rose would probably love it.

[Maherjunkie]

Who's in charge of it?

[LilWharveyGal]

K is for the kilts the girls could wear if they ever visited Scotland.  I'm picturing Dorothy in a very long one and Blanche in a very short one.

[camom]

L is for London, where Rose would be amazed that so many people speak English.

[Cobalt Stargazer]

M is for Moscow, where the Girls have already been, at least in a dream.

[LilWharveyGal]

N is for Naples, where the girls could eat authentic pizza (and Sophia could insist that hers is better).

[Miss Chevious]

O is for Oslo, where Rose might find relatives she didn't know she had.

[AndySmith]

P is for Pamplona, Spain, where the girls could see the Running of the Bulls festival. Sophia would try to join in, Rose would tell a St. Olaf story about their own Running of the Cows Festival, Blance would flirt with the matadors, and Dorothy would try to visit the places mentioned in The Sun Also Rises.

Edited June 4, 2015 by AndySmith

[camom]

Q is for the Queen of England, who they would somehow conspire to visit.  Hijinks will ensue.

[LilWharveyGal]

R is for the Riviera, where Blanche could give her beach towel a workout.

[Miss Chevious]

S is for St. Peter's Square. The Girls might be lucky enough to see the Pope and Sophia could get a chance to swipe, oops I mean kiss the Pope's ring.

[Maherjunkie]

Tyler's Landing, when you want to meet Clell Leitner in secret.

[AndySmith]

Is that in Europe?

[Maherjunkie]

OOps.  You got me Andy, by my own hand too.  Retract T.

[camom]

How about T for the Tower of London.  The girls could view the crown jewels, and Blanche would wonder if any of them would accentuate her cleavage.

[AndySmith]

Rose and Blance could also discuss how the crown jewels would accentuate Dorothy's turkey-like neck, draw attention to her non-existent bossom, and show off the huge spare tire jutting out over her square manly hips.

 

U is for the Uffizi Gallery in Florence, where the girls can enjoy some culture inbetween delicious Italian meals and even more delicious Italian men.

[LilWharveyGal]

OMG, I loved the Uffizi.  And the food, and the men.  :)

 

V is for Vienna.  Rose and Miles could go waltzing, Sophia could go to the opera house, Dorothy and Blanche could check out the sights, and they could all stuff themselves on sachertorte.

[Miss Chevious]

W is for Wienerschnitzel. While in Vienna, they could all stuff themselves on that as well!

[Melgaypet]

X is for Xeuilley, France, where the ladies can partake in historical architecture, wine, rich food, and men!

 

Y is for Yalta, the historical site of Rendezvous with Sophia.

[legaleagle53]

Z is for Zurich, Switzerland, where the girls can go skiing, Rose can yodel, and Blanche can look stunning in her tight ski outfit and seduce a handsome ski instructor on the bunny slopes!

 

Oh, and they can all pig out on Swiss chocolate cheesecake!

Edited June 6, 2015 by legaleagle53

[AndySmith]

Next topic, legaleagle53?

[legaleagle53]

I don't know -- what hasn't been done?  I haven't really been paying attention to this game.

[AndySmith]

Hmmm. How about events the girls attended? Weddings, galas, charity events, art galleries, etc. Can apply to the event itself, outfits they wore, and their dates...

[Miss Chevious]

A is for the Art Auction where the Girls bought the DeKimmel painting

B is the for Bachelorette auction where Stan bid $500.00 for a date with Dorothy.

[camom]

C is for Frieda Claxton's funeral, which no one else attended.

 

D is for the charity Dance Marathon, which Blanche eventually won.