S02.E11: The Snowdens Say "We Do!"

[PrincessPurrsALot]

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Ashley and Dmitri are just a few days away from marrying Vanessa, but when their three families with their three big personalities all get together everything can go wrong.  Will they make it down the aisle? 

Original air date 2019.04.07

[Kyanight]

16 hours ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Original air date 2019.04.07

16 hours ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Ashley and Dmitri are just a few days away from marrying Vanessa, but when their three families with their three big personalities all get together everything can go wrong.  Will they make it down the aisle? 

Only the shadow knows.

Sorry, kept backspacing over all the stupid crap I was writing and we can't delete our own posts - so that's what was left.  lol

[Armchair Critic]

 I still don't get why a beautiful woman like Vanessa who seems nice and normal wants to put herself in that situation. She will always be walking on eggshells around Ashley and will be used for their babysitter.

[SuzieQ]

OK, right out of the gate, watching Ashley take a sharpie and draw a bindi on the daughter annoyed the f#$% out of me!

[LucyEth]

3 minutes ago, SuzieQ said:

OK, right out of the gate, watching Ashley take a sharpie and draw a bindi on the daughter annoyed the f#$% out of me!

It's all so dam fake

[Melig8r]

Ashley's never met her not-mother-in-law - after 9 years.  so crazy

[Armchair Critic]

Dmitri's Mama looks like she is going to be trouble. She "doesn't trust women". She only met Ashley once in 9 years, so does that mean she only saw her grandchildren once?

[suev3333]

This shindig is gonna be one big cluster F***

[LucyEth]

They all described their moms as women who speak their mind.  All of them in one house is a bad idea.  If I were one of the moms I would have stayed in a hotel.

[suev3333]

2 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

They all described their moms as women who speak their mind.  All of them in one house is a bad idea.  If I were one of the moms I would have stayed in a hotel.

Amen to that

[Armchair Critic]

Now Vanessa is wearing a scarf and a bindi, she is forever going to have to kiss Ashley's butt. ugh

[LucyEth]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Now Vanessa is wearing a scarf and a bindi, she is forever going to have to kiss Ashley's butt. ugh

Yeah, I don't get why she has to become Ashley the sequel

[Melig8r]

Is Vanessa allowed to be anything other than Ashley's mini-me?

[sainte-chapelle]

I'm confused...I thought Ashley and Lord SNOWDEN were not married....but I doubt Ashley would allow Vanessa to become the legal wife.

[LucyEth]

I don't know if Dimitri's mom realized that Jo Jo is Vanessa's biological mother.

[Armchair Critic]

No to both of those dresses

[Melig8r]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

No to both of those dresses

HELL NO to both those dresses.

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

No to both of those dresses

How about Ashley's hat she looks ridiculous, worse than any of Brown wives.

[Armchair Critic]

Dmitri is singing the Kody Brown tune of love being multiplied not divided. 🙄

[Melig8r]

Dmitri is claiming a culture - as opposed to what they are just making up.

[suev3333]

9 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Now Vanessa is wearing a scarf and a bindi, she is forever going to have to kiss Ashley's butt. ugh

Yea and Vanessa has to follow their strict,  ridiculous diet, AND keep her vag steamed clean so they don't share yeast infections 🤣😆     and I'd be like, umm I'm having some champagne at my wedding, you guys can do what you want.

[Adeejay]

I don’t know what to make of the fact that Dimitri and Ashley have been together for nine years and that she just recently met his parents, along with Vanessa. 

[sainte-chapelle]

What in the dime store hell are those dresses....they don't even fit properly and are not at all flattering.

[Armchair Critic]

"Is there going to be a wife 3?" 😂

OMG I love that the sister says it sounds like a Pyramid Scheme when Ashley says she wants to build an enterprise. She has it right though, Ashley figures she will always be #1.

[LucyEth]

A pyramid scheme, I love it!

[SuzieQ]

Vanessa's twin seems to have gained a considerable amount of weight since we saw her last.  I wonder if this whole thing has stressed her out?!?

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, SuzieQ said:

Vanessa's twin seems to have gained a considerable amount of weight since we saw her last.  I wonder if this whole thing has stressed her out?!?

I thought she looked heavier too, but I also thought Vanessa may look thinner now because of that diet for her PH or whatever bullshit that was that Ashley had her do.

Edited April 8, 2019 by Armchair Critic

[Adeejay]

Their guests appear to be uncomfortable; most notably Dimitri's mom. I don't believe they are buying what Ashley and Vanessa are selling.  

[Armchair Critic]

"The low man on the totem pole has to take care of the kids"
HAHAHAAAAA her sister nailed it with the Pyramid Scheme

[LucyEth]

This sister of Vanessa's is a different sister than we saw a few weeks ago.  Where is that sister, the one who said she is her half sister.

[SuzieQ]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

I also thought Vanessa may look thinner now because of that diet for her PH or whatever bullshit that was that Ashley had he rdo.

Vanessa's definitely thinner than when she first appeared, but in the episode that her twin was in, a few weeks ago, I had trouble telling them apart.  While not thin, I don't remember either being chubby.  Twin sister (sorry, can't remember her name)  looks chubby in this episode and I didn't think she was before.

[sainte-chapelle]

I hope Vanessa is smart enough to realize she has no legal ground to stand on if things go south. I would be getting them to sign some sort of document that would at least entitle me to some financial support to at least Get back home.

[EtheltoTillie]

Dimitri’s mom is like Kandi’s overbearing mom on Atlanta Housewives. 

[Adeejay]

Ashley, sweetie, do not believe Dimitri.  The reason you aren’t legally wed is not to avoid a hierarchy, but rather because he intends to sleep with other women without the guilt. Your mother has no choice but to support you; after all you already have three children with this man.  The last thing she wants is for you and your three children to move in with her. 

 

[Armchair Critic]

Vanessa needs to go a shade deeper with her foundation. She doesn't look that good with that scarf at the party, wonder if Ashley tried to make her look plainer?

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, Adeejay said:

Ashley, sweetie, do not believe Dimitri.  The reason you aren’t legally wed is not to avoid a hierarchy, but rather because he intends to sleep with other women without the guilt. Your mother has no choice but to support you; after all you already have three children with this man.  The last thing she wants is for you and your three children to move in with her. 

 

Exactly, let us not forget how quickly he jumped into bed with the other potential sister wife. He will tire of Vanessa and stray, then she will be out on her butt.

[Armchair Critic]

Vanessa says she will officially become a Snowden, but this isn't actually a real (legal) marriage ceremony is it?

Editing to say I was thinking Ashley was going to go off on the sister but she didn't. I would be very skeptical if I was a family member but I realize they don't want to hear that.

Edited April 8, 2019 by Armchair Critic

[sainte-chapelle]

5 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Vanessa says she will officially become a Snowden, but this isn't actually a real (legal) marriage ceremony is it?

Ashley going off on the sister shows her true bitch side.

Oh yea, her love everyone bullshit goddess mask is slipping. She fully intends to keep Vanessa under her thumb and Jennifer's observations were spot to n.

[Armchair Critic]

Do I dare ask what the bowl he is carrying for?

Never mind, the sacred foot washing. 😏

Edited April 8, 2019 by Armchair Critic

[Melig8r]

My first thought was to wash the goddess's feet but then I thought - no it couldn't be.  and here we are

[Armchair Critic]

Vanessa's dress looks like a fancy bathing suit cover up.

Ashley and Dmitri seem so smug, I just get a bad feeling about them.

[Armchair Critic]

Bernie must have read my comment about him looking old (HA!) His hair and beard are now dark brown. 😂

[sainte-chapelle]

Ashley being all smug and pulling Jennifer aside the next day with her smug responses rubbed me the wrong way. She also keeps inserting the fact that she "married" Dimitri first....which proves that she sees it as a hierarchy. Lol at the tell all and Bernies dyed beard.

Edited April 8, 2019 by sainte-chapelle

[SuzieQ]

3 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Bernie must have read my comment about him looking old (HA!) His hair and beard are now dark brown. 😂

OMG!! He looks totally different!

ETA:  Bet he's still really sweaty though BLEKKKK!

Edited April 8, 2019 by SuzieQ

[Armchair Critic]

Looking at Ashley's mother I can see where she got the smug from.

[SuzieQ]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Looking at Ashley's mother I can see where she got the smug from.

YES!! but I have to say she's kind of grown on me.  I like that she thinks the lifestyle is crap but obviously loves her daughter and grandkids.  I mess around and get snarky on this board but being serious for a minute,  I think that must be really hard on Vanessa and Ashley's moms.  Of course they want better for their daughters!

[Armchair Critic]

Dmitri is shady as fuck, sounds like he never sees his family but he expects them to kiss his behind at his wedding.

[SuzieQ]

That dance was painful to watch!

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, SuzieQ said:

I think that must be really hard on Vanessa and Ashley's moms.  Of course they want better for their daughters

I agree, my daughter is young yet but I cringe thinking about how if she falls in love with some idiot I will still love and support her.

[sainte-chapelle]

So wait Dimitri's mom never met Ashley so does that mean she has never met her grandchildren? Shady