Brandi Glanville: Drinking and Tweeting - a book and a lifestyle!

[Cranky One]

Hmmm...sounds like the reunion is gonna be a doozy

Check out @KellyKittyKat's Tweet: https://twitter.com/KellyKittyKat/status/568964257317982208?s=09

Edited February 21, 2015 by Cranky One

[Persnickety1]

Hmmm...sounds like the reunion is gonna be a doozy

Check out @KellyKittyKat's Tweet: https://twitter.com/KellyKittyKat/status/568964257317982208?s=09

 

One of the tweets below the main one that got my attention:

 

 

 

Kitty ‏@KellyKittyKat  2h2 hours ago

@G00TALUVEM She did. You'll see. @eileen_davidson tore Brandi up during the taping...but in a very calm way. #SilverTongue

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Hot damn...Shouldn't the reunion air in about 3-4 weeks?

 

I'm going to need a bottle of champagne and some Godiva whilst watching this one!  

[zoeysmom]

One of the tweets below the main one that got my attention:

 

 

Hot damn...Shouldn't the reunion air in about 3-4 weeks?

 

I'm going to need a bottle of champagne and some Godiva whilst watching this one!  

I am guessing it will begin airing St Patrick's Day

[PhilMarlowe2]

...and, knowing Bravo, it will last until Labor Day...just before the 10-part "Secrets Revealed" special...

[Persnickety1]

The reunion sounds like it could much more intriguing than the whole entire season.

 

But then that could change with the Amsterdam trip.

 

I'm still waiting to see Lisa Rinna throwing that glass and telling someone to stay away from her husband.

 

Lisa V may just get to sit and look pretty at this reunion, unless she did something that's slipped my mind with the fuck-and-awe Kim and Brandi shitstorm.  

[zoeysmom]

I believe Brandi on this one. Of course Mohammed is going to deny it. Brandi lies a lot, but just the fact that she insisted Lisa Vanderpump was there when it happened - I mean, Brandi has been known to distort and misconstrue things, but I just don't see her inventing that Lisa was there if she wasn't (especially when they weren't even on good terms at the time).

I believe Lisa, Mohamed, Brandi and others were together at an event-when things were rosier between Lisa and Brandi, I just can't imagine any man bringing up the smell of another woman's vagina especially since Brandi had never met her and Lisa had just met her.  Shiva and Joanna are pretty good friends so I don't see him discussing Joanna in that manner.  So Brandi probably wasn't lying about talking to Mohamed she just gambled on Lisa and Mohamed responding to her big fat lie.  If they did then she got lots of publicity.  I just don't think she counted on the lawsuit and unlike the imaginary one she claimed Adrienne filed against her -it won't go away.

[WireWrap]

I believe Brandi on this one. Of course Mohammed is going to deny it. Brandi lies a lot, but just the fact that she insisted Lisa Vanderpump was there when it happened - I mean, Brandi has been known to distort and misconstrue things, but I just don't see her inventing that Lisa was there if she wasn't (especially when they weren't even on good terms at the time).

I suspect that IF Brandi heard someone say this about JK, that person was more likely Yolanda than Mohammed. He has never struck me as the "kiss and tell" type of guy or that he likes to gossip but I think Yolanda would say this during a "bonding" moment with Brandi.

[Umbelina]

I believe it.   I believe Mohammed said it.  I believe Lisa heard it.

 

I have no idea it her vajayjay smells or not, but I believe he said it, Lisa laughed, Brandi laughed, and foolishly repeated it.  She just doesn't get that repeating it is "just not our kind dear."  Slow learner.  STUPID on Brandi's part, for not knowing the rules of the uber-rich.

 

Bad Brandi, really, stupidly bad error.

 

Does Joanna's cooch smell?  Probably.  Maybe.  Who gives a shit?  Did Mohammed say it?  Oh yeah, dude.  Seriously.  Any real doubts?  He is a rich prick who nails young models.

 

Lisa and Mohammed?  I think thee protest too much

 

Brandi?  Stupidido!  You were almost in the inner circle!  What the fuck is wrong with you?  Screwed now.

Edited February 21, 2015 by Umbelina

[racked]

I had forgotten about what Brandi said about Joanna. She is such a woman hating piece of trash, she really is.

And no, there's zero chance Mo said that. No doubt in my mind that this did not happen. Brandi constantly makes shit up for attention. She knows her only use to this show is by starting trouble because she's not interesting enough on her own. So I guess she's just doing her job and has no lines she won't cross to keep her job.

Edited February 21, 2015 by racked

[Umbelina]

Oh, I think he said it.  I think Lisa laughed at it.

 

I think Brandi was a damn fool to repeat it.  She blew her chance at inner circle real middle east oil money in doing so too.

Edited February 21, 2015 by Umbelina

[WireWrap]

Oh, I think he said it.  I think Lisa laughed at it.

 

I think Brandi was a damn fool to repeat it.  She blew her chance at inner circle real middle east oil money in doing so too.

Granted, we see little of Mohammed but what makes you think he would say this? He has never come across as crude, rude, immature, mean, a kiss and tell or a gossip IMO. I do think Brandi heard this but I believe she got this from Yolanda during 1 of their talks about being cheated on.

[talula]

Oh, I think he said it.  I think Lisa laughed at it.

 

I think Brandi was a damn fool to repeat it.  She blew her chance at inner circle real middle east oil money in doing so too.

If Mo did say it...it was after Yolanda found out he and Joanna had an affair and it was his way of trying to appease Yolanda that he's not interested in Joanna due to an odor. He may have been lying about Joanna, but it didn't work anyway Yolanda divorced him. Lisa may have been there when Yolanda told Brandi. So to protect Yolanda, Brandi mentioned the gossip came from Mo and Lisa heard it. I doubt he told Brandi in the first place, but Brandi likes to twist the facts and embellish the truth. So she believes the gossip and sensationalizes it, when in reality it was a lie told by a guy trying to save his marriage.

Brandi would say anything, especially something provocative if she perceives an attack against her. Joanna should not have called WWHL to say no wonder Eddie left Brandi while Brandi was a guest. If you live by the sword, you die by the sword. It's coming back to Brandi...in spades (lawsuit). She can't continue to make up stuff and not have others call her out on the hurtful things.

[zoeysmom]

I suspect that IF Brandi heard someone say this about JK, that person was more likely Yolanda than Mohammed. He has never struck me as the "kiss and tell" type of guy or that he likes to gossip but I think Yolanda would say this during a "bonding" moment with Brandi.

Supposedly the whole Joanna cheated on Yolanda came up at the Bravo upfronts in April of 2013 and Brandi steered clear of Joanna.  I do think Yolanda is probably still angry when she runs across one of Mohamed's formers or could have beens-look how she treated Joyce. Now that was something Brandi brought up on camera and in front of everyone asking Joyce if she and Mohamed dated-beyond tacky.  So it would be odd, not impossible, that  even someone of Brandi's ilk would bring up Joanna in front of or to Mohamed.  Just as I doubt anyone would bring Scheana up to Eddie Cibrian in front of LeAnn.  Mohamed and Shiva and Romain and Joanna are friends-you even see him at their wedding.  By July, Brandi was on the outs with Lisa so I Brandi's trademark below the belt retort served two purposes.   Brandi's forgetting she can't use someone else's name when doing so.

[Cranky One]

One of the tweets below the main one that got my attention:

 

 

Hot damn...Shouldn't the reunion air in about 3-4 weeks?

 

I'm going to need a bottle of champagne and some Godiva whilst watching this one!  

 

I saw that, too! On my phone, it would only copy the links to the tweets. This Kitty person seems to have an inside scoop. I noticed that LVP follows them.

[imjagain]

Oh, I think he said it. I think Lisa laughed at it.

I think Brandi was a damn fool to repeat it. She blew her chance at inner circle real middle east oil money in doing so too.

I don't think he said it. Brandi lies!

If you break down the situation/conversation, it makes absolutely no sense.

Mohammad told Brandi (a friend of Yo's) that Joanna's (a women he had supposedly had an affair with) ladies parts smell? Why? It's so stupid and tacky, I can only believe Brandi would think it up.

Mo is still friends with JK. So why would he say such a disgusting thing about his friend, to a almost stranger?

And because it cannot be said enough Brandi is a liar.

I can't stand Joanna and she should not have said anything about Eddie, but both B and J are mean women so whatever.

Edited February 21, 2015 by imjagain

[quinn]

I posted several of the tweets/tweet conversations about the reunion here.

ETA:

Changed my mind and created a thread:

http://forums.previously.tv/topic/22502-season-5-reunion-spoilers-previews-gossip-etc/

Edited February 21, 2015 by quinn

[imjagain]

The other day Bravo was reshowing last seasons reunion. I only watched for a few mins. They were talking about plastic surgery and nasty Brandi had to make a snide remark about Adrianne.

She was not there and had not been on the show. After all of the bullshit Brandi did to Adrianne, she still had to a bitch.

I changed it. I hope this reunion is Brandi's karma.

[zoeysmom]

Here is a story on why Brandi should not b giving up the RHOBH:  http://www.inquisitr.com/1860177/wendy-williams-claims-brandi-glanville-is-threatening-to-quit-rhobh-for-more-money-but-wont-actually-do-it/

[hypnotoad]

There is absolutely zero chance Brandi is willingly leaving this show. Give me a break. She has nothing else and since she no talent - she'll be here  until the bitter end ... unless the show cuts bait.

[Otherkate]

I have no idea it her vajayjay smells or not, but I believe he said it, Lisa laughed, Brandi laughed, and foolishly repeated it.  She just doesn't get that repeating it is "just not our kind dear."  Slow learner.  STUPID on Brandi's part, for not knowing the rules of the uber-rich.

 

Bad Brandi, really, stupidly bad error.

 

 

If he did say it to Brandi - and I don't think he did - it's disgusting and extremely cruel for one woman to repeat about another woman. I'm laughing at the idea that this common decency is found only in the realm of the uber rich. I'd like to think even us plebs have enough manners and empathy to know that it's not a cool thing to repeat. 

[Umbelina]

Yeah, I didn't imply that had anything whatsoever to do with manners, let alone imply "common decency is found only in the realm of the uber rich" so I have no idea why you are quoting me.

 

She was in the inner circle for a while.  They let their hair down with her.  She spilled private information.  She is no longer welcome with them.

[zoeysmom]

Yeah, I didn't imply that had anything whatsoever to do with manners, let alone imply "common decency is found only in the realm of the uber rich" so I have no idea why you are quoting me.

 

She was in the inner circle for a while.  They let their hair down with her.  She spilled private information.  She is no longer welcome with them.

I think making stuff up to suit your agenda is frowned upon from the poorest to the uber rich. Nobody would say something about a celebrity, let alone someone who is as wealthy as Mohamed. Lawsuits are expensive and the last thing Mohamed needs is someone damaging his reputation. Brandi's words are straight out of gutter wench 101.

[WireWrap]

Yeah, I didn't imply that had anything whatsoever to do with manners, let alone imply "common decency is found only in the realm of the uber rich" so I have no idea why you are quoting me.

 

She was in the inner circle for a while.  They let their hair down with her.  She spilled private information.  She is no longer welcome with them.

 

Brandi was never part of THE "inner circle", she was always on the fringes at best. We have never seen Mohammed act in any manner other than as a gentleman. Granted, he may joke around or even tell Lisa V something private but I do not believe he would ever say something like that, or anything private, with Brandi within earshot. She had already betrayed a very personal secret of Adrienne's so he would have to be a fool to say something of this nature around her and Mohammed is no fool IMO. 

 

Cheating on a spouse is wrong but we don't know for a fact that he cheated with Joanna while he was married to Yolanda and cheating does not mean he is vulgar. Yolanda has refused to deny or confirm it and shortly after Brandi made the statement on WWHL, Yolanda started distancing herself, on twitter, from Brandi. The only one making that claim is Brandi and she is a proven liar at this point so what she "claims" is, at the very least, suspect.

[zoeysmom]

Brandi was never part of THE "inner circle", she was always on the fringes at best. We have never seen Mohammed act in any manner other than as a gentleman. Granted, he may joke around or even tell Lisa V something private but I do not believe he would ever say something like that, or anything private, with Brandi within earshot. She had already betrayed a very personal secret of Adrienne's so he would have to be a fool to say something of this nature around her and Mohammed is no fool IMO. 

 

Cheating on a spouse is wrong but we don't know for a fact that he cheated with Joanna while he was married to Yolanda and cheating does not mean he is vulgar. Yolanda has refused to deny or confirm it and shortly after Brandi made the statement on WWHL, Yolanda started distancing herself, on twitter, from Brandi. The only one making that claim is Brandi and she is a proven liar at this point so what she "claims" is, at the very least, suspect.

Yolanda does not strike me as someone who is all love and light when it comes to Mohamed.  Mohamed had two strikes against him in Brandi's world-serial cheater and someone very close to Lisa. Brandi came on to this group and pretty much started clear cutting through the field.  First there was getting rid of the Richards sisters, Taylor, then Adrienne and finally Joyce.  Anyone who got close to Lisa, Brandi became Brandi's next target.  So Mohamed, Martin and Shiva have always posed a threat.  I doubt Martin or Mohamed wanted to include Brandi in any of their time with Lisa-I doubt there was much of a distinction between Brandi or a Scheana.  I saw that same trait when it came to Yolanda.  Yolanda early on questioned Lisa's sincerity and stated the same in Paris.  Brandi played them both announcing her new found friendship with Kim.

 

All this nonsense of Brandi defending Kim has far more to do with Brandi resenting Kyle and the new ladies getting close to Lisa.  The look on Brandi's face at the wine tasting when the LIsas were at one end of the bar having fun and Brandi was stuck between Kyle and Kim pretty much laid the groundwork for the mess that was Poker Night.

[CatMomma]

Granted, we see little of Mohammed but what makes you think he would say this? He has never come across as crude, rude, immature, mean, a kiss and tell or a gossip IMO. I do think Brandi heard this but I believe she got this from Yolanda during 1 of their talks about being cheated on.

 

I am more inclined to believe it came from Yo than from Mohammed.  Is it possible he said it? Sure, but I can't imagine any circumstances where he would say it.  It's just....weird.  Plus, why would he say it to Brandi.  If anything, if he was that open about it, wouldn't others come forward and say, "Yup, he told me that, too!"  Because, I can't imagine him staying quiet all this time then suddenly opening up to Brandi, of all people.

 

I do think Brandi heard it, but I don't think it came from Mo.  

[DebbieM4]

I suspect that IF Brandi heard someone say this about JK, that person was more likely Yolanda than Mohammed. He has never struck me as the "kiss and tell" type of guy or that he likes to gossip but I think Yolanda would say this during a "bonding" moment with Brandi.

 

I agree.  Mohammed is savvy enough to know how much of a loose cannon she is.  And he also knows that she has several public platforms and no filter at all when it comes to saying whatever pops into her head, the more hurtful to others the better.

 

I have no idea what Mohammed does or does not say privately to friends.  But I really don't think he's stupid enough to say something like that within earshot of Brandi, who without hesitation will go public and keep his name firmly attached.  He just doesn't strike me as someone who would be so foolish about who to trust, and it certainly seems on the show that he keeps Brandi at arm's length.  I think he had her figured out long ago and he's certainly not going to risk his own name and reputation.

 

Yolanda, on the other hand, very well might have confided in Brandi, not yet realizing that literally no secret is safe with her.  Or maybe Brandi took a kernel of truth from somewhere else and embellished.  Or made it up entirely.  In any of these scenarios, IMO, she's despicable, just about as low as a person can get.

Edited February 22, 2015 by DebbieM4

[CatMomma]

I have no idea what Mohammed does or does not say privately to friends.  But I really don't think he's stupid enough to say something like that within earshot of Brandi, who without hesitation will go public and keep his name firmly attached.  He just doesn't strike me as someone who would be so foolish about who to trust, and it certainly seems on the show that he keeps Brandi at arm's length.  I think he had her figured out long ago and he's certainly not going to risk his own name and reputation.

 

 

Exactly.  We don't really know that much about Mohammad, despite the fact that he has been on just about every Bravo reality show.  Somehow, he has managed to keep his personal life pretty private.  I'm supposed to believe a man like that just opens up and blabs intimate secrets to Brandi.

 

Sure.

[PhilMarlowe2]

Brandi was never part of THE "inner circle", she was always on the fringes at best. We have never seen Mohammed act in any manner other than as a gentleman. Granted, he may joke around or even tell Lisa V something private but I do not believe he would ever say something like that, or anything private, with Brandi within earshot. She had already betrayed a very personal secret of Adrienne's so he would have to be a fool to say something of this nature around her and Mohammed is no fool IMO.

 

I would counter that we have never seen much of Mohammed at all. Yes, he shows up now and then on the show but I am hard pressed to think of a single episode or even scene that was really about him in any way other than as Lisa's fabulously wealthy friend. He tends to make an appearance, say his hello's and then disappear again. It's easy to seem like nothing but a gentleman, IMO, when you have a combined total of ten minutes of screen time over the course of 5 seasons. Just think how actual housewives' reputations have changed from season to season - some have sustained certain facades for quite some time before their bad behavior really surfaced. I just feel like we know absolutely nothing about him. That said, we do know he is somewhat of a fame whore as he seems to pop up on Bravo fairly consistently; we also know he likes younger trophy wives; and that he cheated on Yolanda. Those three things alone are enough to make it reasonable that he might not have the greatest character in the world.

Edited February 22, 2015 by PhilMarlowe2

[WireWrap]

I would counter that we have never seen much of Mohammed at all. Yes, he shows up now and then on the show but I am hard pressed to think of a single episode or even scene that was really about him in any way other than as Lisa's fabulously wealthy friend. He tends to make an appearance, say his hello's and then disappear again. I just feel like we know absolutely nothing about him. That said, we do know he is somewhat of a fame whore as he seems to pop up on Bravo fairly consistently; we also know he likes younger trophy wives; and that he cheated on Yolanda. Those three things alone are enough to make it reasonable that he might not have the greatest character in the world.

One of the times we got a truer picture of him was when Yolanda was complaining to him and Shiva (sp) about Lisa. He put a stop to Yolanda gossiping about her. Another time last season was the dinner at SUR when Joyce made a comment, about Lisa I think, and he defended her. I think 1 of the reasons he is able to get these young beautiful women, outside his wealth which only goes so far IMO, is that he does not gossip or kiss and tell about any of the women in his life, be they Yolanda, Lisa, Joanna, Shiva....any of them. If he had been a kiss and tell guy or into gossip, I am sure that Brandi would have spilled the beans by now, that is her nature IMO.

[CatMomma]

 

I just feel like we know absolutely nothing about him. That said, we do know he is somewhat of a fame whore as he seems to pop up on Bravo fairly consistently; we also know he likes younger trophy wives; and that he cheated on Yolanda. Those three things alone are enough to make it reasonable that he might not have the greatest character in the world.

 

That is exactly why I think Brandi is full of shit.  We don't know much about him. A man like that doesn't talk about his partners to people he barely knows.  He may be an asshole and a famewhore, but he is obviously very careful when it comes to his private life.  No way he would say something like that to Brandi.

 

Granted, he may have said something like that to somebody, but Brandi didn't hear it from him.  I tend to believe she heard it from Yo, but who knows.

[zoeysmom]

I would counter that we have never seen much of Mohammed at all. Yes, he shows up now and then on the show but I am hard pressed to think of a single episode or even scene that was really about him in any way other than as Lisa's fabulously wealthy friend. He tends to make an appearance, say his hello's and then disappear again. It's easy to seem like nothing but a gentleman, IMO, when you have a combined total of ten minutes of screen time over the course of 5 seasons. Just think how actual housewives' reputations have changed from season to season - some have sustained certain facades for quite some time before their bad behavior really surfaced. I just feel like we know absolutely nothing about him. That said, we do know he is somewhat of a fame whore as he seems to pop up on Bravo fairly consistently; we also know he likes younger trophy wives; and that he cheated on Yolanda. Those three things alone are enough to make it reasonable that he might not have the greatest character in the world.

He is a cheater.  I just have a hard time reconciling Brandi finding out about Joanna in mid-April and miraculously somehow Joanna comes up in conversation with Brandi, Lisa and Mohamed present.  Brandi was on the outs by June.  Even if Brandi were to bring her up I just can't fathom Mohamed saying-"I am going to her wedding in June and boy does her pussy smell."  There is just no way these things are worked into a social conversation. 

That is exactly why I think Brandi is full of shit.  We don't know much about him. A man like that doesn't talk about his partners to people he barely knows.  He may be an asshole and a famewhore, but he is obviously very careful when it comes to his private life.  No way he would say something like that to Brandi.

 

Granted, he may have said something like that to somebody, but Brandi didn't hear it from him.  I tend to believe she heard it from Yo, but who knows.

Why would any man say that about another woman to his wife?  During the tweet a thon-Mohamed and Joanna denied a relationship.  Yolanda didn't confirm the existence of one, which led me to believe that maybe she assumed facts not in evidence regarding Joanna and Mohamed's relationship.  Supposedly the Joanna/Mohamed rumors came from Joe Francis.  We all know Brandi seems a little fascinated by Joe Francis.

[CatMomma]

 

Why would any man say that about another woman to his wife?  During the tweet a thon-Mohamed and Joanna denied a relationship.  Yolanda didn't confirm the existence of one, which led me to believe that maybe she assumed facts not in evidence regarding Joanna and Mohamed's relationship.  Supposedly the Joanna/Mohamed rumors came from Joe Francis.  We all know Brandi seems a little fascinated by Joe Francis.

 

Honestly, I don't know why anyone would say it at all.  Joe Francis makes sense. Actually, he makes perfect sense and I feel a bit dim for not thinking of him. My bad.

 

Look, I think Brandi is lying about hearing it directly from Mo, but I do believe she thinks Mo said it.  Meaning, whoever told her said it came from Mo.  

[zoeysmom]

Honestly, I don't know why anyone would say it at all.  Joe Francis makes sense. Actually, he makes perfect sense and I feel a bit dim for not thinking of him. My bad.

 

Look, I think Brandi is lying about hearing it directly from Mo, but I do believe she thinks Mo said it.  Meaning, whoever told her said it came from Mo.  

And just think we will all have ringside seats see where and who started the rumor.  Gotta love Joanna for litigating this mess.

[CatMomma]

And just think we will all have ringside seats see where and who started the rumor.  Gotta love Joanna for litigating this mess.

 

Please, baby jesus, let it happen.  Now that you mentioned Joe Francis, I really hope it was him. I hate that asshole.

[zoeysmom]

Please, baby jesus, let it happen.  Now that you mentioned Joe Francis, I really hope it was him. I hate that asshole.

I just know Brandi would love to have him as a guest on her Podcast.  Knowing how Brandi behaves she would probably gross Joe Francis out.  He is just the sleaziest excuse for a human being.

[DebbieM4]

One of the times we got a truer picture of him was when Yolanda was complaining to him and Shiva (sp) about Lisa. He put a stop to Yolanda gossiping about her. Another time last season was the dinner at SUR when Joyce made a comment, about Lisa I think, and he defended her. I think 1 of the reasons he is able to get these young beautiful women, outside his wealth which only goes so far IMO, is that he does not gossip or kiss and tell about any of the women in his life, be they Yolanda, Lisa, Joanna, Shiva....any of them. If he had been a kiss and tell guy or into gossip, I am sure that Brandi would have spilled the beans by now, that is her nature IMO.

 

I was just about to post something similar.

 

And even if we hadn't seen those things, it makes no sense that a man who is obviously smart enough to be so insanely successful at business would have such a major lapse of judgment as to trust Brandi (Brandi of all people!) with something that had huge potential to make him look very, very bad.  

[CatMomma]

I just know Brandi would love to have him as a guest on her Podcast.  Knowing how Brandi behaves she would probably gross Joe Francis out.  He is just the sleaziest excuse for a human being.

 

Wouldn't they be the perfect couple? They both hate women.

[WireWrap]

I just know Brandi would love to have him as a guest on her Podcast.  Knowing how Brandi behaves she would probably gross Joe Francis out.  He is just the sleaziest excuse for a human being.

I can hear it now.

 

Step 1.... Yolanda tells Brandi that she thinks it was Joanna that Mohammed had the affair with.

 

Step 2. Brandi tells Adriana (sp) (Miami) that Joanna had the affair with him and destroyed Yolanda's marriage as fact.

 

Step 3. Adriana, who knows Francis through Black, tells Brandi that Joe Francis told her that Joanna's lady parts smelled bad/fishy.

 

Step 4. Brandi puts both comments into 1 statement and says Mohammed told her to make it more believable and salacious thinking Yolanda would smooth it over with him and back her up because that's what friends do in her mind.

[zoeysmom]

Am I the only one thinking that Yolanda would much prefer not having to deal with Brandi on the show?  Yolanda seemed to be pretty excited to get to know Eileen and Vince,to hang out with Lisar and she even seemed to make strides getting to know Kyle.  Now that Brandi has dropped a big bag of steaming pooh on her front step Yolanda is having a hard time stepping over it or around it.

 

Last year at the Reunion, Brandi made this bizarre statement about the difference between Lisa and Yolanda is that Yolanda was consistent both publicly and privately regarding her behavior.  I don't see it but I do see Yolanda maybe tiring of hanging out with Mohamed and Lisav and getting stuck having to console the reprobates.    I am wondering if Yolanda will be all that forgiving if Kim and Brandi repeatedly cause trouble in David's stomping grounds or Yolanda's beloved Holland.

[imjagain]

I can hear it now.

Step 1.... Yolanda tells Brandi that she thinks it was Joanna that Mohammed had the affair with.

Step 2. Brandi tells Adriana (sp) (Miami) that Joanna had the affair with him and destroyed Yolanda's marriage as fact.

Step 3. Adriana, who knows Francis through Black, tells Brandi that Joe Francis told her that Joanna's lady parts smelled bad/fishy.

Step 4. Brandi puts both comments into 1 statement and says Mohammed told her to make it more believable and salacious thinking Yolanda would smooth it over with him and back her up because that's what friends do in her mind.

It's like the tackiest game of telephone lol.

You make great points. And can see it going down that way.

Edited February 22, 2015 by imjagain

[motorcitymom65]

I was just about to post something similar.

 

And even if we hadn't seen those things, it makes no sense that a man who is obviously smart enough to be so insanely successful at business would have such a major lapse of judgment as to trust Brandi (Brandi of all people!) with something that had huge potential to make him look very, very bad.  

I'm not sure if anyone noticed during the argument at the Gay Mixer, but Brandi kept saying she only tells the truth, and Kyle kept saying "no, you always get things wrong". I think this is very accurate, and why Brandi believes she isn't a liar.

 

• There was a threat of a lawsuit, it just wasn't aimed at Brandi.
• Yolanda probably was carrying a pillow for Kim, but I doubt it had a shit stain on it.
• Kyle was repeating a story that Ken had told about living somewhere different in CA back when the earthquakes hit, and their restaurants were damaged or destroyed. They decided not to rebuild and moved back to Europe instead. They didn't however live deep in the valley and file for bankruptcy. 
• Someone who worked for Adrienne called about her having lunch so they could discuss the upcoming reunion. Brandi blows this up into some type of a "take down" lunch that includes all the girls, where the topic will be to "bring down" Lisa. It turns out that the only one invited to a nice lunch at the Polo Lounge was Brandi and she was just surmising what the agenda was. 
• Someone at some time probably said something shameful about Joanna and her lady parts. Could have been a joke. Perhaps Mo was just repeating a funny story he had heard. I agree that from what we have seen he is nothing but a gentlemen. The fact is, he is extremely close to Lisa and she has admitted she has a very naughty sense of humor. Stands to reason that her best friends does as well. I figure that something was said, but that Brandi is either taking it out of context or blowing it up. 
• I believe there was something to the whole magazine in the suitcase deal, it just wasn't at all what Brandi said that it was. I think it was a big joke on Lisa's part. She sees the magazines there and says something like "oh, wouldn't having these lying around make for an uncomfortable weekend", or something like that. I don't for a minute believe that she would have really wanted them to be included, or that she would have wanted for Kyle to be upset about them. I believe she said something and Brandi turned it into something else.
• Kyle and Kim don't always agree and have their share of issues, so this means to Brandi that they hate each other. 

 

I am not sure if anyone remembers last season when Bravo previewed the trailer for the whole season.  There was a scene when they were in PR where Brandi accuses Lisa of trying to blackmail Kyle. This scene stayed in the trailer for the whole season, but then when the episode aired, we didn't see it. This was one of the scenes I had waited all year for. I thought that was interesting, and wondered why it got pulled. I figured at the time that perhaps the Vanderpump/Todd's saw it and demanded that it be deleted. In her business - where she has admitted she sees married men entertaining their girlfriends all the time at her restaurants - it wouldn't be good for her to be accused of blackmailing someone. I assume that this was just another case of Brandi getting something very wrong, but also believe that Lisa knows she was making the accusation and that this is another reason that this friendship will never resume. 

Edited February 22, 2015 by motorcitymom65

[PhilMarlowe2]

One of the times we got a truer picture of him was when Yolanda was complaining to him and Shiva (sp) about Lisa. He put a stop to Yolanda gossiping about her. Another time last season was the dinner at SUR when Joyce made a comment, about Lisa I think, and he defended her. I think 1 of the reasons he is able to get these young beautiful women, outside his wealth which only goes so far IMO, is that he does not gossip or kiss and tell about any of the women in his life, be they Yolanda, Lisa, Joanna, Shiva....any of them. If he had been a kiss and tell guy or into gossip, I am sure that Brandi would have spilled the beans by now, that is her nature IMO.

 

But, again, these are very isolated incidents. People of all kinds can have instances of great character. Brandi was great with supporting Kyle in Hawaii when Kim mad a scene at dinner. Brandi also handled drunk/high Kim so well at the White Party on her first season. Shameless Jill Zarin had a great scene gracefully handling antagonistic radio interviewers in RHoNY. Bethenny, who was so often so awful on her spin-off series, had many moments of being the voice of reason on RHoNY. Sonja Morgan, who is batshit crazy, was incredibly gracious toward Kelly on Scary Island. People are complex, they are rarely all good or all bad. I just don't think we have seen nearly enough of Mohammed to have much of a sense of who he is or what he says (or doesn't say) amongst friends when he's not being filmed. We have no idea whether he kisses or tells amongst friends. We have no idea why younger, beautiful women marry him. We just don't know him (from this show, anyway).

 

That is exactly why I think Brandi is full of shit.  We don't know much about him. A man like that doesn't talk about his partners to people he barely knows.  He may be an asshole and a famewhore, but he is obviously very careful when it comes to his private life.  No way he would say something like that to Brandi.

 

But we don't really know how careful he is or isn't about his private life. I mean, if he were really that careful, would he continually open up his home and his new marriage to Bravo cameras? The Joanna "smelly pussy" kerfuffle would never have happened if Mohammed weren't consistently on RHoBH. And we don't really know whether Brandi was someone he barely knew. Brandi was very close with Lisa and Ken. If the four of them were hanging out and drinking wine late into the night, who knows what would be said? Lisa has proven that she appreciates a bad double entendre and bawdy, inappropriate humor - so, is it outside the realm of believability that she and her friends would be joking in an inapprorpriate manner, and perhaps Mohammed said something he would later regret?

 

Anyhow, I don't mean to go round and round in this - I just don't feel like we have any real actual evidence about Mohammed's character in either direction.

Edited February 23, 2015 by PhilMarlowe2

[CatMomma]

But, again, these are very isolated incidents. People of all kinds can have instances of great character. Brandi was great with supporting Kyle in Hawaii when Kim mad a scene at dinner. Brandi also handled drunk/high Kim so well at the White Party on her first season. Shameless Jill Zarin had a great scene gracefully handling antagonistic radio interviewers in RHoNY. Bethenny, who was so often so awful on her spin-off series, had many moments of being the voice of reason on RHoNY. Sonja Morgan, who is batshit crazy, was incredibly gracious toward Kelly on Scary Island. People are complex, they are rarely all good or all bad. I just don't think we have seen nearly enough of Mohammed to have much of a sense of who he is or what he says (or doesn't say) amongst friends when he's not being filmed. We have no idea whether he kisses or tells amongst friends. We have no idea why younger, beautiful women marry him. We just don't know him (from this show, anyway).

 

 

But we don't really know how careful he is or isn't about his private life. I mean, if he were really that careful, would he continually open up his home and his new marriage to Bravo cameras? The Joanna "smelly pussy" kerfuffle would never have happened if Mohammed weren't consistently on RHoBH. And we don't really know whether Brandi was someone he barely knew. Brandi was very close with Lisa and Ken. If the four of them were hanging out and drinking wine late into the night, who knows what would be said? Lisa has proven that she appreciates a bad double entendre and bawdy, inappropriate humor - so, is it outside the realm of believability that she and her friends would be joking in an inapprorpriate manner, and perhaps Mohammed said something he would later regret?

 

Anyhow, I don't mean to go round and round in this - I just don't feel like we have any real actual evidence about Mohammed's character in either direction.

 

I don't believe it because nobody else has ever said it.  If he was careless enough to say it around Brandi, wouldn't he be careless enough to say it around others?  Wouldn't someone else come forward and back up her story?  It doesn't make sense that he would suddenly take Brandi into his confidence, only because Lisa and Brandi were close, due to the show.  I highly doubt that Brandi, even at the height of her and Lisa getting along, was someone Lisa considered to be in her inner circle of close friends. 

 

He has been on just about every Bravo reality show, yet we know very little about his personal life.  He cheated on Yolanda and apparently is a bit of a playboy. That's it.  Based upon Brandi's passed behavior regarding cheaters, she isn't the first person I would believe in this situation.  

 

Sure, it's possible he has only ever said that in front of Brandi and Lisa, but I doubt it. If he said it to Brandi, he has probably said it others.  Yet, not one other person has come forward to back her up.

[PhilMarlowe2]

Sure, it's possible he has only ever said that in front of Brandi and Lisa, but I doubt it. If he said it to Brandi, he has probably said it others.  Yet, not one other person has come forward to back her up.

 

But why would they? What would be the point? Especially if they were his friend? Some non-famous person is going to contact TMZ to say, "I know Mohammed and he has also told me that Joanna has a smelly pussy!" That seems strange to me.

Edited February 23, 2015 by PhilMarlowe2

[WireWrap]

But, again, these are very isolated incidents. People of all kinds can have instances of great character. Brandi was great with supporting Kyle in Hawaii when Kim mad a scene at dinner. Brandi also handled drunk/high Kim so well at the White Party on her first season. Shameless Jill Zarin had a great scene gracefully handling antagonistic radio interviewers in RHoNY. Bethenny, who was so often so awful on her spin-off series, had many moments of being the voice of reason on RHoNY. Sonja Morgan, who is batshit crazy, was incredibly gracious toward Kelly on Scary Island. People are complex, they are rarely all good or all bad. I just don't think we have seen nearly enough of Mohammed to have much of a sense of who he is or what he says (or doesn't say) amongst friends when he's not being filmed. We have no idea whether he kisses or tells amongst friends. We have no idea why younger, beautiful women marry him. We just don't know him (from this show, anyway).

 

 

But we don't really know how careful he is or isn't about his private life. I mean, if he were really that careful, would he continually open up his home and his new marriage to Bravo cameras? The Joanna "smelly pussy" kerfuffle would never have happened if Mohammed weren't consistently on RHoBH. And we don't really know whether Brandi was someone he barely knew. Brandi was very close with Lisa and Ken. If the four of them were hanging out and drinking wine late into the night, who knows what would be said? Lisa has proven that she appreciates a bad double entendre and bawdy, inappropriate humor - so, is it outside the realm of believability that she and her friends would be joking in an inapprorpriate manner, and perhaps Mohammed said something he would later regret?

 

Anyhow, I don't mean to go round and round in this - I just don't feel like we have any real actual evidence about Mohammed's character in either direction.

Ok, fair enough. So then let us consider the source of the public statement....Brandi. The lying liar that lies, the one who can take the smallest kernel of truth and twist it into something so far from the truth that it becomes a lie, the very same woman that claimed Adrienne was suing HER, not threatening to sue but was in FACT suing her. LOL

[zoeysmom]

But, again, these are very isolated incidents. People of all kinds can have instances of great character. Brandi was great with supporting Kyle in Hawaii when Kim mad a scene at dinner. Brandi also handled drunk/high Kim so well at the White Party on her first season. Shameless Jill Zarin had a great scene gracefully handling antagonistic radio interviewers in RHoNY. Bethenny, who was so often so awful on her spin-off series, had many moments of being the voice of reason on RHoNY. Sonja Morgan, who is batshit crazy, was incredibly gracious toward Kelly on Scary Island. People are complex, they are rarely all good or all bad. I just don't think we have seen nearly enough of Mohammed to have much of a sense of who he is or what he says (or doesn't say) amongst friends when he's not being filmed. We have no idea whether he kisses or tells amongst friends. We have no idea why younger, beautiful women marry him. We just don't know him (from this show, anyway).

 

 

But we don't really know how careful he is or isn't about his private life. I mean, if he were really that careful, would he continually open up his home and his new marriage to Bravo cameras? The Joanna "smelly pussy" kerfuffle would never have happened if Mohammed weren't consistently on RHoBH. And we don't really know whether Brandi was someone he barely knew. Brandi was very close with Lisa and Ken. If the four of them were hanging out and drinking wine late into the night, who knows what would be said? Lisa has proven that she appreciates a bad double entendre and bawdy, inappropriate humor - so, is it outside the realm of believability that she and her friends would be joking in an inapprorpriate manner, and perhaps Mohammed said something he would later regret?

 

Anyhow, I don't mean to go round and round in this - I just don't feel like we have any real actual evidence about Mohammed's character in either direction.

Mohammed doesn't drink so he would not be hanging out with Ken, Lisa and Brandi drinking wine into the night-his daughter seems to be the late night wine drinker in the family.  Shiva, his forever fiancée lives with him and is good friends with Joanna Krupa, so the idea that her name would come up in a negative connotation is so remote.  Brandi is brash but I do not see her bringing up Joanna to Mohamed.

 

I find Mohamed's character iffy but in mine and my husband's combined over 100 years on this planet neither of us has ever heard a man in a social setting say this type of thing in mixed company to casual acquaintances.  I think if we took a survey there would be very few in any, that have heard this kind of conversation.

[PhilMarlowe2]

I find Mohamed's character iffy but in mine and my husband's combined over 100 years on this planet neither of us has ever heard a man in a social setting say this type of thing in mixed company to casual acquaintances.  I think if we took a survey there would be very few in any, that have heard this kind of conversation.

 

This whole conversation consistently makes me laugh because the alleged comment is so egregious and absurd. Watch what happens, indeed!

[zoeysmom]

This whole conversation consistently makes me laugh because the alleged comment is so egregious and absurd. Watch what happens, indeed!

What Brandi learned early and often if you make an outlandish claim or divulge deeply personal matters about someone famous-you will grab some headlines and any "adjustments" or recantations only add to more press and rarely are they paid attention to.   Brandi could now say -"oh my bad it wasn't Mohamed it was Joe Francis and it wasn't Joanna he was talking about it was me.  I was on WWHL and when I get hurt I strike back and I decided to go after Joanna but I am over it now.  Don't know how that will work out for her lawsuit though.

[PhilMarlowe2]

Yeah, but, to me the big difference here is that it all happened spur-of-the-moment. There was no calculation on Brandi's part. She didn't initially tell the whole world that Mohammed had an affair with Joanna - it was said in private to Adriana, by all accounts as an aside when she was trying to get Yolanda to the other side of the room. Andy then reported Joanna's tweet and Brandi rapid-fire retaliated with what Mohammed said. This wasn't Brandi and Lisa talking about Adrienne for months between seasons; this wasn't Brandi investigating Ken and Lisa online before the reunion; this was totally not premeditated. That is part of why it is hard for me to believe it is just something she made up out of thin air.

Edited February 23, 2015 by PhilMarlowe2

[Avaleigh]

My thoughts about all of this silliness have been that Mohammed possibly made some sort of comment to Yolanda to downplay the whole Joanna affair (I don't have any problem believing that they had one) and Yolanda repeated s slightly more fucked up version of the comment to Brandi who in turn made it that much worse when the proverbial telephone was passed over to her. I then think Brandi either jokingly brought it up again in an indirect way or maybe referenced it without using Joanna's name specifically and then Mohammed not denying it passed for some sort of confirmation in Brandi's world. 

 

I have to agree with those who find it basically impossible to believe that Mohammed would just run off crudely at the mouth like that and in front of Brandi of all people. I do think that Mohammed trusts LisaV and I think that LisaV giving Brandi the seal of approval, he might have been fairly relaxed around Brandi, but I still don't think that would translate into dropping a boulder like that about Joanna. What reason would he have? It doesn't make sense. What makes more sense to me is the idea that Brandi made a comment of her own referencing women who sleep with married men or something along those lines (we know she likes to do that--how many times has she called Scheana a disgusting "whore" or whatever) and that Brandi was the one who made any reference to an odor issue but without ever using Joanna's name. I think Brandi ran with Yolanda confirming the affair and Mohammed possibly either laughing at some stupid comment that she'd made or something similar where he's acknowledging something that Brandi has said without having any idea that Brandi would later blow that moment into something that it wasn't even close to being.

 

A very long winded way of saying that I believe Mohammed when he says that Brandi is lying and that he never made any such comment. Mohammed seems like he has good relationships with the women in his life and even with the cheating he and Yolanda have still been able to remain friends and I think this says something about his personality. I don't think it's because of the money--how many rich men have messy divorces where the parties get to the point where they can't even speak to each other anymore? Not only does Mohammed get on well with women but he seems to get along with their husbands too. David, Ken, Romain--they all get on well with him. Joyce and her husband did/do too IIRC. 

 

Brandi was stupid to burn this bridge because he seems like he'd be a good friend to have especially for any Bravolebrity. 

 

It still blows my mind that Brandi was allowed to stay and Joyce wasn't. I don't even know if it was necessarily about Joyce repeatedly breaking the fourth wall because Brandi has been guilty of that too. Andy seems like he didn't like Joyce for some reason. I thought it was obvious considering the way Brandi, Yolanda, and Carlton were allowed to treat her during the reunion. It was like there were different rules for Joyce than there were for everyone else Brandi especially.