S05.E17: Season 5 Reunion Special

[Drogo]

The experts travel back to Chicago to find out each couples' current relationship status. All the couples gather together to share their experiences and answer viewers' questions.

[Mindthinkr]

And the recaps begin...ad nauseum. 

[nexxie]

How long has it been since they decided to stay married?

[VioletNevermind]

Wake me at 8:53 when they finally discuss the current states of their relationships.  If Cody and Danielle are still together, I officially give up on humanity.  

[JAndy]

Did someone else say in another thread that pastor Calvin annoys them? He's annoying me today.

[Gem 10]

Whaaaaat?   Here goes .. Ask a question, get a commercial.

[humbleopinion]

Dude and Homie say the 3 couples decided to stay married 3.5 years ago...dog years, of course...

[Mindthinkr]

Shelia got some pretty shoes for the occasion. 

[gonecrackers]

Nate & Sheila... the drama continues.

[Mindthinkr]

I wonder how long it took the experts to practice their 'concerned' faces. 

[Gem 10]

5 minutes later .. BIG WOOP ,. Sheila & Nate still married.  That was a real mystery.  OMG! No chocolate.  I just can't.

[JAndy]

Ugh. I wouldn't want that out there. I knew they would talk about "chocolate" ?

[gonecrackers]

... as does the quest for 'chocolate'.. thanks a lot Rachel.

[Straycat80]

Nate and Shelia still married . No 'chocolate '  yet. 

Edited August 4, 2017 by Straycat80

[VioletNevermind]

Sheila, honey, go to the doctor.  Sometimes there are medical reasons for the lack of "chocolate."  (Oh God, now they have me talking like an idiot.)  ?

[JAndy]

I would rather more "reunion" and less clips. Like we saw this all already. It was recapped EVERY WEEK! Just show us the reunion! I'm sure there is 40 minutes of footage for us. 

[Mindthinkr]

I hope Dr Logan (the sexpert) has some instructional videos for Nate to watch so he learn what he needs to do to give her the big O. 

[gonecrackers]

Sheila should've told Rachel how relieved she was to have found the candy aisle at the local store, so plug it lady.

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, JAndy said:

I would rather more "reunion" and less clips. Like we saw this all already. It was recapped EVERY WEEK! Just show us the reunion! I'm sure there is 40 minutes of footage for us. 

I warned you! 

[JAndy]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

I warned you! 

That's true. You did. I should have known better. 

I guess A&A are last with the whole "is she pregnant" suspense. 

I'm thinking Danielle and Cody aren't married anymore. 

Edited August 4, 2017 by JAndy
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[JAndy]

Rachel's questions... so invasive! But I guess that's what you get for getting married on TV. 

[gonecrackers]

Wow I didn't see that commercial break coming at all.

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, gonecrackers said:

Wow I didn't see that commercial break coming at all.

Bwahaha 

[JAndy]

Just now, gonecrackers said:

Wow I didn't see that commercial break coming at all.

I wish there were different emotions I could "like" something, like on Facebook. I'd give this a laugh. 

[Mindthinkr]

That look from Danielle was like.."Hmm...do we stick to the script?"  

[humbleopinion]

Any mention if Charlie and Angie are still banging?

Edited August 4, 2017 by humbleopinion

[JAndy]

Just now, humbleopinion said:

Any mention if Charlie and Angie are still banging?

I heard they broke up. 

[JAndy]

What?!? They are still married! Seriously? 

[gonecrackers]

Danielle got Cody a blow up doll that looks like her.

[VioletNevermind]

Cody, you're on your own, big guy.  You're a complete and utter weinie and I give up. 

[Gem 10]

4 minutes ago, VanSensei said:

I'll play devil's advocate and say that Danielle and Cody could make it work, really they could. They just have to try harder and un-friend zone each other.

Danielle has to "lighten up".   Oh no !  Still married, but no sex.  WTF ?   NOT NORMAL.  Just call it a day.  They are ridiculous.

[CSunshine76]

Danielle and Cody....WHAT?!!! Holy crap.

I have no other words. 

[Mindthinkr]

Buy stock in baby oil because Cody is going to go through gallons before he gets any. 

[Straycat80]

WTF!? Danielle and Cody still together but STILL haven't had sex! I just don't understand! 

[JAndy]

What kind of stupid ass question Rachel? Of course people want to have sex in marriage!!! Like what? 

Ok more clips. 

[nexxie]

Sex therapy maybe?

[JAndy]

Just now, VanSensei said:

I knew I should've gotten hammered and then watched this.

I had a glass of wine and since having my daughter, it makes me tipsy. The show is much better tipsy. 

[gonecrackers]

Cody's ready for fatherhood - in vitro here they come.

[peaceknit]

I hope this is the last I see of Danielle and her greasy bangs!

[gonecrackers]

Danielle at their 25 year vow renewal - "I vow to keep trying..."

Cody - "It's so haaaard."

[humbleopinion]

Damn...Here goes...FLIPPED my Coffee table...

[Mindthinkr]

I don't think that Danielle was savvy enough to just lie about having sex (so she'd get a pass on their inappropriate questions about it) or they haven't had sex. 

[ketose]

Even Jamie and Doug had sex by the 6 month point.

Hell, Sean and Davina might have had sex by the six month point.

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, humbleopinion said:

Damn...Here goes...FLIPPED my Coffee table...

You Theresa you!! 

[roseslg]

What has it been?  9 months?  Cody, why are you hanging on?  Have some dignity.  No amount a money would make me stay with someone who in 9 months couldn't bear the thought of being intimate with me.   Jesus Christ on a cracker, Cody.  Have some dignity!!!!!!  

[Gem 10]

4 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Sex therapy maybe?

They are beyond that.  They both need their heads examined.  There is something seriously wrong with them.  Cody is a wuss and Danielle is ..... What?  There are no words.  And the experts think all this is normal?   They are clapping and laughing with happiness.  I just want to rip their heads off.

[Mindthinkr]

28 minutes ago, SuzyLee said:

Wake me at 8:53 when they finally discuss the current states of their relationships.  If Cody and Danielle are still together, I officially give up on humanity.  

Close but no cigar. Of course they're on last. Still they might not disclose until 8:53. I hope she is pregnant. They seem well suited and she wants to be a Mom. 

[VioletNevermind]

2 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

Danielle at their 25 year vow renewal - "I vow to keep trying..."

Cody - "It's so haaaard."

Haha, nicely done!  Hard, indeed.  ?  Cody is such a wuss that it's actually making me angry. 

[gonecrackers]

Anthony was very relieved he was matched with his fiance.

[ketose]

Anthony and Ashley: Snore.

This is why the show is a contradiction. The most successful marriages are boring as hell. The bad ones are popcorn TV.