You know you watch too much Game Of Thrones when...

[Meredith Quill]

Your new default spelling for Sir is Ser.

[AimingforYoko]

You tell your boss that instead of a traditional performance review, you want a trial by combat.

[Lady S.]

Every time you see a blond person, your mind automatically registers them as a Lannister.

Edited October 16, 2016 by Lady S.

[Deadpool]

When you say dracarys as you light the oven.

[Deadpool]

Every morning you look in the mirror and ask yourself, "What do we say to death?"

[Deadpool]

You would probably donate body parts to save George R.R. Martin if he got sick before writing the end of the series

[Clawdette]

You have begun pronouncing bastard as baaahstard. 

[Meredith Quill]

53 minutes ago, Clawdette said:

You have begun pronouncing bastard as baaahstard. 

Being English I already do this ;)

[captain1]

When you end a sentence with "it is known..."

[captain1]

When your favorite epithet is "Seven Hells!!"

[Enigma X]

When you start swearing by "the new gods and the old ones."

[TxanGoddess]

When 'valar margoulis' becomes your new 'yolo'.

[captain1]

When you would gladly worship the god of tits and wine.

[captain1]

When you and your husband refer to your father in law's oral morphine (he's on hospice and doing pretty well) as his "milk of the poppy"

[BigBeagle]

When after a bad day, you look in the mirror and say, "you know nothing, (insert name here)."

[Avaleigh]

When you're at Starbucks waiting for your drink and you give a small gasp out loud when you hear the name Shireen being called and actually look to see if it's spelled the same way. (It was.) 

[riley702]

And then get verklempt? Yes.

[GrailKing]

On 10/17/2016 at 7:42 AM, captain1 said:

When you end a sentence with "it is known..."

 

On 10/17/2016 at 8:04 PM, captain1 said:

When you would gladly worship the god of tits and wine.

 

On 10/25/2016 at 1:54 PM, BigBeagle said:

When after a bad day, you look in the mirror and say, "you know nothing, (insert name here)."

I'm fucked, do these already, especially the last one.

[Bill1978]

When you see raven and you swear you saw a third eye on it and you stop to double check that you did see a third eye but the raven won't look at you again, so you convince yourself that it did have a third eye

[Lady S.]

When you watch a male contestant on Jeopardy named Jaime and pronounced the Lannister way, not the Spanish way, then feel the need to tell people here about the rare occasion of seeing this spelling/pronounciation used naturally in the real world.

[EccentricLily]

You're out shopping, you see a sign reading "GOT Gift Cards", and you think "Game of Thrones gift cards??"

[The Companion]

You describe yourself as being "as useful as Jaime Lannister in a rowboat."

[TarotQueen]

... when  your coworkers ask you for help you tell them only if they bend the knee ...

[captain1]

When you see a crow in the yard and wonder who the message is for.

[The Companion]

Y'all, last night I was singing Danny Boy to my son and I kept tying it to GOT in my head. I think I may have a problem. Come on though:

Summer's gone?

All the roses falling?

When the valley's hushed and white with Snow? 

[Bryce Lynch]

When you order breakfast by saying: "A man would like a large coffee and a corn muffin."

When you call your doctor, "maester".  

When you consider all Canadians to be "wildlings". 

When you give names to all your kitchen knives.  

[Nash]

When on a Monday morning in work, you cover an eye and say to a colleague,  "we won't find much joy, while we're here, you and I"......

Edited September 4, 2017 by Nash
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