HissyFit August 21, 2023 Share August 21, 2023 On 8/20/2023 at 1:03 PM, Laura Holt said: Quite a few designers do this for video or photo shoots, not just for a more neutral background but to provide privacy for the clients. (I've used a magnifying glass to read book titles in homes featured in magazines.) However, they don't expect the clients to live like this after the cameras depart. 1 1 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8115629
JustHereForFood August 22, 2023 Share August 22, 2023 1 hour ago, HissyFit said: (I've used a magnifying glass to read book titles in homes featured in magazines.) I'm always looking at those too. 2 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8115979
RealityCheck September 1, 2023 Share September 1, 2023 (edited) I debated whether to post this video (Letters Live, cats vs dogs) here, in Humor, or in Pets but decided it belonged here because it just tickled my funny bone so much. Edited September 2, 2023 by RealityCheck 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8127441
Laura Holt September 14, 2023 Share September 14, 2023 2 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8141587
Laura Holt September 17, 2023 Share September 17, 2023 9 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8144790
Laura Holt September 30, 2023 Share September 30, 2023 13 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8159989
Laura Holt October 14, 2023 Share October 14, 2023 1 11 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8175604
JustHereForFood October 14, 2023 Share October 14, 2023 2 1 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8175633
Laura Holt October 15, 2023 Share October 15, 2023 9 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8176102
Browncoat October 15, 2023 Share October 15, 2023 Heh. I told someone once that I had a solar clothes dryer, and they started asking me all these technical questions about how to operate it, and how well it works. The look on their face, as realization set in when I said, "Well, it works pretty well, and I operate it by taking my wet clothes outside with these little wooden springy things..." 1 1 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8176289
annzeepark914 October 15, 2023 Share October 15, 2023 Back in the day, when clothes, sheets & towels came in from hanging on a line, they smelled so fresh. And then, somewhere along the way, anything I hung outside to dry turned stiff, rough and didn't have a nice smell. Would that be from air pollution and the make up of modern fabrics? 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8176770
HissyFit October 19, 2023 Share October 19, 2023 (edited) On 10/15/2023 at 6:08 PM, annzeepark914 said: Back in the day, when clothes, sheets & towels came in from hanging on a line, they smelled so fresh. And then, somewhere along the way, anything I hung outside to dry turned stiff, rough and didn't have a nice smell. Would that be from air pollution and the make up of modern fabrics? I think this question was meant for a different topic (Pet Peeves, perhaps?), but I don't know how to move stuff. Phosphates once helped detergents clean better by separating and removing soap and mineral residues. But phosphates cause problems in the environment, so they were banned in the mid-'90s. I understand the reasoning, but I miss the old, better-performing detergents. Edited October 20, 2023 by HissyFit typo 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8180561
Bastet October 19, 2023 Share October 19, 2023 15 hours ago, HissyFit said: but I don't know how to move stuff. Use the multi-quote function; it's the + to the left of the ". Just click that, go to the thread you want to reply to it in, and click on the Quote 1 (or 2, if you selected two posts to quote, etc.) post button that will be sort of hovering on the ride side of your screen, and it will be pasted into that new thread. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8181103
Laura Holt October 25, 2023 Share October 25, 2023 1 11 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8187415
Laura Holt October 26, 2023 Share October 26, 2023 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8187712
Laura Holt November 2, 2023 Share November 2, 2023 1 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8195250
stewedsquash November 21, 2023 Share November 21, 2023 Two dyslexics walk into a bra —- Seriously, if the earth was really flat cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now. 11 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8216862
HissyFit December 1, 2023 Share December 1, 2023 What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish? 8 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8226440
HissyFit December 4, 2023 Share December 4, 2023 I'm afraid of elevators, so I take steps to avoid them. 10 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8230042
JustHereForFood December 5, 2023 Share December 5, 2023 2 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8231406
stewedsquash December 5, 2023 Share December 5, 2023 Favorite part is things keep blowing up 3 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8231502
HissyFit December 5, 2023 Share December 5, 2023 There were so many different birds to create that God grew weary during the process. When he got to "duck," he said, "Oh, heck, just make a chicken waterproof and give it a kazoo." 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8231785
annzeepark914 December 14, 2023 Share December 14, 2023 "Avoid disappointment...aim low" --Carleton the Doorman, The Rhoda Show. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8241719
HissyFit December 15, 2023 Share December 15, 2023 I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle. I bought a bottle of scotch and put it in my bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, it occurred to me that if I fell off the bike, the bottle of scotch would break and be wasted. So I drank the whole bottle before I cycled home. It turned out to be a wise decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times before I made it home. 10 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8242227
HissyFit December 15, 2023 Share December 15, 2023 I hope the guy who invented AutoCorrect burns in hello. 1 1 1 10 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8242821
RealityCheck January 3 Share January 3 Not a joke per se but I just found this hysterical and had to share: Taika Waititi reads a hilarious letter about a speeding ticket. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8254882
HissyFit March 5 Share March 5 I'm tired of people who complain about everything. $2.00 for a cup of coffee. $3.00 for a coat check. $4.00 an hour for parking. I'm just going to stop inviting them to my house. 1 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8304683
HissyFit March 16 Share March 16 Wild critters kept eating the fish in my neighbor's koi pond, so she bought some fake ones. They're dekois. 9 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8315207
Dimity June 25 Share June 25 1 10 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8400380
Dimity June 26 Share June 26 2 10 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8401151
ABay June 27 Share June 27 I love Philomena. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8401414
Dimity July 9 Share July 9 One of those that makes me wonder how many people under 40? would get the joke: 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8408595
Dimity July 13 Share July 13 (edited) oops Edited July 13 by Dimity Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8411631
Dimity July 13 Share July 13 2 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8411652
Anela July 13 Share July 13 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8411669
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Dimity July 14 Share July 14 2 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8411772
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annzeepark914 July 14 Share July 14 "Be yourself; everyone else is already taken". Oscar Wilde. 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8411794
ebk57 July 14 Share July 14 1 hour ago, annzeepark914 said: "Be yourself; everyone else is already taken". Oscar Wilde. I have a coffee mug with that on it. Which totally does not belong in this thread, but it's here now. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8411822
Dimity July 16 Share July 16 1 1 9 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8413462
peacheslatour July 19 Share July 19 A father passing by his son's bedroom noticed the room unusually clean and saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy. She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that mari*juana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren. Love, your son, Josh P.S . Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home. 1 16 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8415622
Anela July 19 Share July 19 https://www.facebook.com/iloveshowpo/videos/1923370454345511 1 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8415717
Dimity July 19 Share July 19 (edited) Edited July 19 by Dimity 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/14/#findComment-8415837
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