OnceSane June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 Dr. Dubrow tries to separate a uniboob, while Dr. Nassif battles to fix a former boxer's nose. Also: They have some unexpected news for actress Shauna Sand. Link to comment
pandora spocks June 14, 2015 Share June 14, 2015 Based on the episode title, this promises to be another Dubrow mammary-pawing, leering episode 1 Link to comment
bilgistic June 15, 2015 Share June 15, 2015 Shauna Sand? How exactly does this person afford to implant diamonds in her teeth? I guess alimony from four ex-husbands pays well? Jesus, these people. I won't say anything ugly about that "surprise" pregnancy at 43 (with her 27YO lover, who is only 10 years older than her oldest daughter), since she lost it, but we're all thinking it. Did the boxer's wife look like she has at least one black eye, or was that just genetic black circles? They seemed to look better at the end than during the talking head. Link to comment
Ubiquitous June 15, 2015 Share June 15, 2015 (edited) I took an immediate dislike to the Playboy woman who married several men in rapid succession. I'm no plastic surgeon but I don't believe for a minute that boxer's nose didn't get that way from being punched in the face. Edited June 15, 2015 by OnceSane Link to comment
karenc3 June 15, 2015 Share June 15, 2015 I thought the boxers wife was very self centered when she said she was hoping he wouldn't have surgery because she'd have to take care of him. She said she didn't want to see him in pain, but couldn't she see he was having trouble breathing and didn't like the way he looked? Some plastic surgery isn't necessary but this really was. Link to comment
Kiss my mutt June 15, 2015 Share June 15, 2015 I can't believe shauna is only 43. Her plastic surgery or whatever she has done to her face makes her look a good ten years older. When she was giving her spiel about her past husbands it was pretty pathetic. Like that is the only thing she could say about her life. I definitely feel for her daughters. 3 Link to comment
Cosmic Muffin June 15, 2015 Share June 15, 2015 They ran the promo for this episode over and over, where they tell SS her test results show she'll have to wait a little while. So I knew they were going to tell her that she was pregnant. I didn't know that she'd suffered a miscarriage, and whatever I think about her life choices she is a real person. Not that I think this channel has any standards, but I wish they had skipped that part of the promo. I hope she gets some therapy; the right therapy could really help her. Link to comment
Momof2boyz June 15, 2015 Share June 15, 2015 I thought the woman with the uniboob looked just like Giuliana Rancic! I was so happy they were able to help her. The way they were promoting her story I thought hers would be the third one that couldn't be helped. Shauna Sand looked like such a mess. Her face was so frozen and she obviously has issues. 2 Link to comment
HunterHunted June 15, 2015 Share June 15, 2015 The woman has diamonds stuck to her teeth. She clearly has issues. What a dumb waste of money. 2 Link to comment
fliptopbox June 15, 2015 Share June 15, 2015 Who does Shauna Sand think she is, a rapper? Sticking diamonds on your teeth is such a frivolous waste of money, and it was really lame listening to her telling the docs how she lost one and she didn't care because it was "only" a thousand dollars. That's just chump change, right? Everyone has that kind of disposable income just lying around. Ugh. These stupid has been celebrities annoy me to no end. I like the real people Dubrow and Nassif are able to help, but the Z list needs to just fucking stop. It doesn't add anything good to the show. Although I did think their decision to consult Justin (the human Ken doll) for that guy next week is a good one. Dude might be unusual, but you gotta admit he knows what he is doing with those custom implants he designs. I know he supposedly married rich (right?) but I'm betting he has (or could have) a solid career if he chose to. The medical field could always use people who are creative designers with prosthetics and implants. 1 Link to comment
bilgistic June 15, 2015 Share June 15, 2015 (edited) I thought the boxers wife was very self centered when she said she was hoping he wouldn't have surgery because she'd have to take care of him. She said she didn't want to see him in pain, but couldn't she see he was having trouble breathing and didn't like the way he looked? Some plastic surgery isn't necessary but this really was.The fact that she acted that way and that she looked like she had at least one black eye made me think that there was something going on at home. I know I'm generalizing here and could be completely offbase, but there's been no shortage of male pro athletes being violent with their female partners. Edited June 16, 2015 by bilgistic Link to comment
Cosmic Muffin June 15, 2015 Share June 15, 2015 Pretty depressing cast of characters, except for the uniboob lady. I'm glad they were able to help her. 2 Link to comment
Mu Shu June 16, 2015 Share June 16, 2015 Shauna, if you were still 25 and had keloid nipples, you would get nude work. That is about two click to fix. The reason you aren't getting nude work is because even though your body is in good shape, nude work tends to become scarcer in your '40's. Also, that face. That's unshoppable. It looks like you were swallowed by Faye Resnick. Gain about 15 pounds, let the fillers and botox subside, do something natural with your hair and makeup, and you might be attractive again. I have no advice regarding the diamonds in her teeth. The boobs look fine to me. 4 Link to comment
Granny58 June 16, 2015 Share June 16, 2015 if you're going to burn through 4 husbands in short order, AND now have another junior fiance, AND become pregnant by said junior fiance....the problem might be you. 6 Link to comment
HunterHunted June 16, 2015 Share June 16, 2015 I loved how Shauna said she had to resort to acting because her boobs weren't fixed. Please someone fix her boobs! Her affectless monotone is the stuff of my nightmares. Her voice drove me up the wall on the episode; I cannot imagine watching an entire TV show or movie that featured her heavily. 3 Link to comment
Mu Shu June 16, 2015 Share June 16, 2015 (edited) She appears to be an unpleasant person whose daughters all petitioned family court to live with their father permanently, and may have had an affair with Lorenzo Lamas' son. Oh, and staged sex on the beach for a bunch of paparazzi. I wanted the shake the "fiancée" and tell him to run, fast and far. Do not procreate with that woman. How dare that mean doctor die instead of fixing her boobs! He promised he would! Edited June 16, 2015 by Mu Shu 4 Link to comment
Cosmic Muffin June 16, 2015 Share June 16, 2015 It appears that SS had half time custody of her three daughters, but in an ongoing custody battle all three girls wrote letters to the judge petitioning to live with their father full time, the inqizitor said,"Reports indicate that the girls wanted to be with their dad because their mom has new boyfriends in the house constantly, living at the home, and they alleged Sand is abusive toward them. The girls say that their mom calls them “c**ts” and “b***hes.” In addition, they say that their mom even rented out their bedrooms, leaving two of the girls to sleep on the couch and the other to sleep by herself in a guesthouse." SS does get them every other weekend, but not overnight I hope. I can believe anything about her. I hope she gets some therapy. I wonder what exactly is wrong with her. 2 Link to comment
anonymiss June 16, 2015 Share June 16, 2015 I was actually interested in seeing the scar revision, definitely moreso than another nose job. Link to comment
karenc3 June 16, 2015 Share June 16, 2015 The fact that she acted that way and that she looked like she had at least one black eye made me think that there was something going on at home. I know I'm generalizing here and could be completely offbase, but there's been no shortage of male pro athletes being violent with their female partners. So, she wouldn't want him to be in more pain because he might take it out on her? I see what you are saying. Whatever was going on I thought was an odd statement for a wife to make about her husband. Link to comment
Ubiquitous June 16, 2015 Share June 16, 2015 She appears to be an unpleasant person whose daughters all petitioned family court to live with their father permanently, and may have had an affair with Lorenzo Lamas' son. Oh, and staged sex on the beach for a bunch of paparazzi. I wanted the shake the "fiancée" and tell him to run, fast and far. Do not procreate with that woman. How dare that mean doctor die instead of fixing her boobs! He promised he would! So much for "death is not an option"... 1 Link to comment
Granny58 June 16, 2015 Share June 16, 2015 I loved how Shauna said she had to resort to acting because her boobs weren't fixed. Please someone fix her boobs! Her affectless monotone is the stuff of my nightmares. Her voice drove me up the wall on the episode; I cannot imagine watching an entire TV show or movie that featured her heavily. LOL 1 Link to comment
Ubiquitous June 17, 2015 Share June 17, 2015 (edited) Shauna, if you were still 25 and had keloid nipples, you would get nude work. That is about two click to fix. The reason you aren't getting nude work is because even though your body is in good shape, nude work tends to become scarcer in your '40's. Also, that face. That's unshoppable. It looks like you were swallowed by Faye Resnick. Gain about 15 pounds, let the fillers and botox subside, do something natural with your hair and makeup, and you might be attractive again. I have no advice regarding the diamonds in her teeth. The boobs look fine to me. I agree. The problem isn't her boob scars -- they have airbrushing and Photoshop for that. Your face, however... Edited June 17, 2015 by Ubiquitous Link to comment
bilgistic June 17, 2015 Share June 17, 2015 I really don't understand the tooth diamonds, and the fact that this is a thing that exists makes me sad. Is it like a grill? I don't understand that either. I sound like my mother. 6 Link to comment
Ubiquitous June 17, 2015 Share June 17, 2015 Yeah, it's a hip-hop thing, like a grill, but I thought that fell out of style at least a decade ago. 1 Link to comment
lightbeam June 17, 2015 Share June 17, 2015 The fact that she acted that way and that she looked like she had at least one black eye made me think that there was something going on at home. I know I'm generalizing here and could be completely offbase, but there's been no shortage of male pro athletes being violent with their female partners. I think that may have just been the wife's natural coloring. Some people have a genetic predisposition to dark under eye circles. 1 Link to comment
tivofanatic June 20, 2015 Share June 20, 2015 When she was giving her spiel about her past husbands it was pretty pathetic. Like that is the only thing she could say about her life. I definitely feel for her daughters. In her defense, reality interviews can go from 15-45 minutes to get the few sentences that make it to air. Granted, the only thing I know her for is being Lorenzo Lamas' ex-wife. Lorenzo had a facelift on another show where his daughter was opposed becuase, "Beauty is a lie." It's on youtube. Can you imagine having naturally attractive parents ruining themselves like that with plastic surgery and multiple marriages? 1 Link to comment
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