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My Mum never had to threaten me with anything when I was young.  I was that well behaved.  ;-)

 

My soon-to-be stepdad's ex called our home & threatened to throw acid in my Mum's and my face, though.  And he threatened to burn down my Grandparent's home when my Mum tried to break up with him.  Don't remember if those threats made me cry, but they sure as shit resonated ...

 

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Are you my sister?

 

Well, I could be. I just found out my father had at least one other kid we never knew about. Hmmm....

 

My soon-to-be stepdad's ex called our home & threatened to throw acid in my Mum's and my face, though.  And he threatened to burn down my Grandparent's home when my Mum tried to break up with him.

 

O.M.G!! :O

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The kids in my family never needed to get a whooping.  In fact, I was the only one who ever got one, and that was because my mother and aunt left me and my cousin in the care of my hungover uncle and I dropped a book while he was nursing a cup of coffee.  He yelled and came at me, I ran to my room and thought that I'd be safe there.  He burst through the door and started hitting me.  I fell to the floor so he took off his belt, picked me up by my ankle and started beating me from top to bottom. 

 

I peed myself and he got his hand wet so he dropped me, kicked me a couple of times and picked me up by the other ankle and beat me some more.  When it was over I crawled into the closet and hid under a pile of stuffed toys and clothes. My cousin was found hiding in the garage when my mom and her sister returned.  My uncle was passed out on the couch, my aunt took her kid and left, my mom put me to bed, and when my uncle woke up mom told him to leave before Dad got home.  No cops, that would have been embarrassing.  Uncle was gone for a few years; first he was avoiding the family, then he went to Vietnam.  When he returned he was welcomed back as if nothing had happened, but he was never left alone with kids again, so I guess that's something.

 

Outside of that, The Look was enough to get us kids to behave.  The Look, especially from Dad, was terrifying.  One time a drunk driver wrecked his car on the road right in front of our house.  My 5 year old sister saw him get out of the car and take a bottle and throw it into a field.  A deputy sheriff lived right down the road so he was on the scene right away.  He had the drunk in handcuffs when he asked me and my little sister if we'd seen the 'accident'.  Little sis started telling the cop what she'd seen when the drunk started yelling at her to shut the F*** up or he'd kick her ass, and she ran into the house screaming.  Dad came rushing out and I told him "He (meaning the drunk) threatened her!"  I got to see The Look turned up to defcon a million and wisely got out of the way.  The cop took one look and grabbed the drunk, threw him in the back of the car, shut the door and turned to face Dad. 

 

"I can't let you at him.  He's so drunk he doesn't know what he's saying and I doubt he'll remember it later.  You need to let me deal with it so you can stay here with your family."  Sirens were heard as another sheriff approached the scene.  Dad calmed down until the drunk, who'd been thrown across the seat finally managed to get himself sitting upright and started yelling again that we were all dead.  The cop told him to shut up and then move aside a bit so the drunk could see that he wasn't yelling at a small child anymore, he was yelling at her large pissed off father.  It was gratifying to see The Look take a belligerent drunk and turn him into a puddle of teary-eyed fear.

 

The Look is a powerful thing.  For misbehaving kids, it meant that further foolishness wouldn't be tolerated.  For the drunk who threatened us, The Look meant that whatever he was thinking he would do would result in dealing with my dad, and all the alcohol fueled aggression and bravery he could muster was like an ant trying to bully a T-Rex.  Long live The Look.  May it always be used responsibly.

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The kids in my family never needed to get a whooping.  In fact, I was the only one who ever got one, and that was because my mother and aunt left me and my cousin in the care of my hungover uncle and I dropped a book while he was nursing a cup of coffee.  He yelled and came at me, I ran to my room and thought that I'd be safe there.  He burst through the door and started hitting me.  I fell to the floor so he took off his belt, picked me up by my ankle and started beating me from top to bottom. 

 

I peed myself and he got his hand wet so he dropped me, kicked me a couple of times and picked me up by the other ankle and beat me some more.  When it was over I crawled into the closet and hid under a pile of stuffed toys and clothes. My cousin was found hiding in the garage when my mom and her sister returned.  My uncle was passed out on the couch, my aunt took her kid and left, my mom put me to bed, and when my uncle woke up mom told him to leave before Dad got home.  No cops, that would have been embarrassing.  Uncle was gone for a few years; first he was avoiding the family, then he went to Vietnam.  When he returned he was welcomed back as if nothing had happened, but he was never left alone with kids again, so I guess that's something.

 

My soon-to-be stepdad's ex called our home & threatened to throw acid in my Mum's and my face, though.  And he threatened to burn down my Grandparent's home when my Mum tried to break up with him.  Don't remember if those threats made me cry, but they sure as shit resonated ...

 

 

Holy crap. Sending virtual hugs.

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Holy shit balls. I wish that story ended with your mom ripping off your uncles junk and shoving it down his throat.

My niece and I got the "don't make me come in there" when we were supposed to go to sleep and we were giggling under covers. So we stifled and tried to go to sleep then looked up and a spider was dangling just above us. Blood curdling screams he said he would let the spider get us next time.

I have the look preserved on video. My mom recorded my dad mowing the lawn and when he noticed her in the back door filming OMG the look. And of my mother I got 2.2 seconds in all the video shot in all the universe I have my mom sitting on a chair in the back yard while my dad is at the grill. I'm on her lap. She gets up. Puts the meat tray on her head (do not ask me why ) and into the house. The entirety of stuff I have to remember my mother by. people ...do not film endless scenes of snow or mountains or choo choo trains I have no idea where any of that crap is. And I've got people in these films I have no idea who they are. I got couple seconds of my mom, wearing a poncho and putting meat on her head. Ponchos weren't a good look by the way.

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Don't

Make

Me

Come

In

There.

 

Rofl! Yes, that was another one. In fact, I've used it more than once on my husband.

 

For those here who experienced true abuse and violence, I hope you found a way past it. I witnessed it quite a bit, but it was never directed at me or my brother. It's something that stays with you a long time.

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Heh.  How about "Don't make me stop this car!"

 

That was the threat/promise of my best friend's mother, and it was guaranteed to make them act like statues when uttered.  I didn't meet them until I was a teenager, and was in awe of how well it worked.  My friend told me that when those words were uttered, mom meant business.  She would stop wherever they were (freeway, city street or country road) and haul out the miscreant(s) and start to walloping.  And I guess she wielded a mighty hand.  Even as teens her daughters were afraid of riling their mom.  I never dared to try her out.

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Heh.  How about "Don't make me stop this car!"

 

Stop??? Neither of my parents had to stop. They had a hand-over-the-back-of-the-seat targeting system that was DEADLY accurate. They didn't even have to take their eyes off the road to be knocking noggins in the back seat. As this was pre-Amazon, pre-EBay - pre-Internet, even - I don't know where they got it from. Maybe Acme, where Wiley Coyote got his rocket skates.

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I'm envisioning hordes of parents who, when corporal punishment fell out of favor, said to themselves: " Well, hell - if I can't whip the little shit to make him behave, *I* don't know what to do with him. I'm done with his ass. Y'ALL deal with him."

Ned Flanders' parents: "We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas!"

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I HAVE A COMPUTER! /me weeping with joy. 

 

Oh yes my mother could swat us in the car like nobodies business. One time we were in my dad's truck (pre seat belts) and my sister decided she wanted to look at the bridge we were crossing and she was too short to see out the window so she decided to OPEN THE FREAKIN DOOR! to look down ( I mentioned no seat belts right?) My mother snatched her by the back of her pants, got the door shut and slapped her silly while keeping it on the road. And she was a terrible driver. Ha! There's gotta be a Darwin award for my sister, she did a lot of stupid stuff like that. We were swimming with my cousins and the game was jump off the diving board "through" the floaty ring thing, you were supposed to hook your arms onto the floaty ring so it would bob you back up. All of us had this down, I'm the youngest if anyone was to be confused it shoulda been me. Anywho she goes through and doesn't catch it so she's at the bottom of the pool. One cousin jumps in, I think yay he's gonna rescue my sister, nope he hauled in the floaty. Finally other cousin dives in and drags her stupid ass up. Her explanation? She just got down to the bottom and waited because she didn't know what else to do. It never occurred to her to just push up. My mother was in eyesight of the whole thing and was too busy yakkin it up with her sisters, never noticed a thing. 

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We had a station wagon, so for those who rode in the very back (no seats or seatbelts!) were out of reach for the over-the-seat-knocking-nobbin thing.  Lucky them.

 

We had an old station wagon, too.  One day out at the farm, my Mum & stepdad got into it, again, and my stepdad stormed off to the station wagon, where our clothes were hanging to dry off the roof rack and my infant brother was sleeping in the very back.  Mum ran to shut the 16' gate, while I ran to the back of the wagon & dove in the open rear window to "save" my brother.  Stepdad drove right through the gate like a bat outta hell, careening down the gravel road, our clothes flying everywhere, while I clutched my brother to keep him from rolling around too much.  After many, many miles of crazed and dangerous driving, stepdad turns around and looks at me, and says "Want to stop for a milkshake?".  Cool as a cucumber, as if nothing had ever happened.  Did I mention he was a fucking lunatic?  :-)

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my sister decided she wanted to look at the bridge we were crossing and she was too short to see out the window so she decided to OPEN THE FREAKIN DOOR! to look down ( I mentioned no seat belts right?)

 

Ah, the days before everything was designed to ensure that kids never learn that anything on the planet can hurt them.

 

Sometimes I think of the things we got up to, with zero child-proofing, and I do wonder how we ever survived.

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Right there with you.  I don't care what the episode is called or if the entire thing is devoted to Beth's autopsy, I'm thrilled that it's Sunday and The Walking Dead is back.  I have several centimetres of snow to clear off the sidewalks this afternoon but I don't mind because it's Sunday and my show is back.  Ascending Jupiter got indifferent reviews but I'm still going to see it this afternoon because it looks like fun and my show is back.  Nothing is going to kill my good mood today.

 

I never got into Breaking Bad (I know, bad me) so I'm wondering if Better Call Saul is going to work for the newbie viewer.  I'm really disappointed that Talking Dead is going to be an On Demand thing for me from now on because staying up for an 11.15pm show is not an option for a woman who is expected to be alert and functional and at work by 7.30am. 

 

I haven't been around the boards very much lately because, much to my surprise, I don't watch much live TV any more.  You guys know I've mentioned my job is a time suck and I spent part of the evening hanging out with my room mate, who insisted I watch Two Broke Girls last week.  I thought it would be okay because Darcy from the Marvel verse is in it.  Ye gods, that show was appalling.  How is something that bad tying up a network time slot?  Anyway, getting myself in front of the TV for the 8pm to 10pm TV block has become pretty much impossible so I've become an On Demand viewer, catching shows when I can.  I don't have HBO Canada or The Movie Network or Super Channel or even Space any more either, so no more Justified, Black Sails or anything of a premium nature for me until the DVDs are released.  I thought the transition would be painful because it also cuts down on my ability to join forum conversations but it honestly hasn't been that bad.  I'm a week behind with several shows (among them Sleepy Hollow, Arrow and several other favourites) and my world hasn't ended.  My live viewing currently consists of three shows: 19/2 on Monday nights, Suits on Wednesday and 12 Monkeys on Friday, and the only reason I watch those three live is because they aren't available On Demand (I have Rogers and those shows air on Bravo and Showcase channels; it's a Canadian thing!)  I will never give up live viewing of The Walking Dead though and I'll be on the live thread tonight so I'm looking forward to actually interacting with all of you guys again.

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Irishmaple - as a devout Breaking Bad fan, I can honestly say I believe Better Call Saul can and will work as a stand-alone (no spoilers or outside input - he's just SUCH a character).

 

I'm actually looking forward to Better Call Saul even more that TWD.  Blasphemy, I know!  But I suspect TWD will be devastatingly unsatisfying on so many levels, and BCS is shiny & new, with few expectations ...  :-)

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I have heard the second half of TWD described as fucking nuts. So I hope that's a good thing so yes I'm excited. I was a breaking bad fan so I'm sticking around for better call Saul. I didn't actually care for that character but I adored mike. I truly hope it lives up to the hype.

I watch nothing live except this so I have to avoid current threads or live but it's ok. I can process before I speak. Ha!

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I'm conflicted about Better Call Saul. I really enjoyed him on BB, but I'm just not sure if the character can carry an entire show. Not the actor, but the concept itself. Or perhaps, more to the point, will it be something *I* will like? An entire show of Saul? Although, I put off watching BB for years because I didn't think I would like it, so....

 

At any rate, I am recording it. Will get around to it later in the week. Mostly I'm annoyed that it's premiere is bumping Talking Dead. Sunday nights belong to the dead in this house. I watch TWD live....okay, not live-live. I wait 15 minutes so we can FF all commercials. I can't deal with commercials and this show, sucks the life right out of it. Then I chat with you guys after it's over, while I watch TD.  So yea, I hate change and Better Call Saul is fucking with my routine. 

 

I am looking forward to tonight. Honestly, after the mess that was the hospital arc, they wouldn't have to try that hard to make the second half great by comparison. But I have heard good things, so let's hope it really does go up from here.

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I tried to get into "Breaking Bad," but the first few episodes were too boring. Since then I've seen an episode here and there, enough to tell that eventually it got better, but not enough to make me go back and trudge through the oldies. The best moment I did see was a Saul commercial, so I'll give it a chance. It can't possibly be as badly written or acted "Comic Book Men," so the bar for late Sunday night is actually pretty low.

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I'm conflicted about Better Call Saul. I really enjoyed him on BB, but I'm just not sure if the character can carry an entire show. Not the actor, but the concept itself. Or perhaps, more to the point, will it be something *I* will like? An entire show of Saul?

 

It has Saul, and it has Mike.  Whatever else happens, two out of three ain't bad.

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It has Saul, and it has Mike.  Whatever else happens, two out of three ain't bad.

 

I did see a commercial with Mike the other night and that got me all sorts of excited. He was my absolute favorite BB character after Jesse. It definitely has potential.

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Okay, I just got a text from my 62-year-old mother, who I got into the show with a marathon of season 1 over Halloween weekend, "I can't wait for Walking Dead tonight!" So stinking cute. Her excitement is making me more excited. This will be her first time watching live. And, in fact, she has not seen the first half of this season. She didn't finish the the other four seasons until after we went on hiatus, and she was having trouble finding the episodes online? Anyhow, she had me just tell her what happened so she'd be all caught up. Honestly, minus about 3 episodes, I didn't feel like she missed much. It's just so cool because I would have never guessed she'd like a show like this, but now I've got her AND my youngest sister obsessed. 

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Okay, I just got a text from my 62-year-old mother, who I got into the show with a marathon of season 1 over Halloween weekend, "I can't wait for Walking Dead tonight!" So stinking cute. Her excitement is making me more excited. This will be her first time watching live. And, in fact, she has not seen the first half of this season. She didn't finish the the other four seasons until after we went on hiatus, and she was having trouble finding the episodes online? Anyhow, she had me just tell her what happened so she'd be all caught up. Honestly, minus about 3 episodes, I didn't feel like she missed much. It's just so cool because I would have never guessed she'd like a show like this, but now I've got her AND my youngest sister obsessed. 

 

Corrupting my mother as been my only sport for decades.  My final bastion will be TWD, but that's a hard nut to crack, since she eschews anything remotely related to (her most imminent) death, and she only comes to visit once every few years.  But I only have ONE TV, and she's a little more crippled since her broken hip/pelvis/wrist a year ago, so I figure I'll have her as my captive audience on Sunday nights - should she visit anytime soon.  :-)

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Throwing this out there: if any of you like Chris Hardwick (host of the Talking Dead) and you get a chance to see him live, do it! We saw him two weeks ago here in Denver and he was hilarious! Don't take your young kids, though - he cusses some and talks about some *adult* subject matter. But my boyfriend and I laughed for the whole 90 or so minutes he was onstage.

 

And he even did a bit of Q&A with the audience. Someone asked who his fave TWD character was - after a bit of "I like Rick, I like Daryl" he settled on Michonne.

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I just loves me some Chris Hardwick!  I even watch him nightly on @Midnight.  Funny, clever boy.  :-)

I've watched @Midnight a few times, really funny. But maybe you can tell me, is it scripted or a genuine game show?

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I've watched @Midnight a few times, really funny. But maybe you can tell me, is it scripted or a genuine game show?

 

I am actually too old and clueless to know, but I suspect the funny answers are, at the very least, pre-determined - hopefully by the funny people who give them.

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You'll love it.  Effin' fastastic, even if it's set in Baltimore.  :)

Hey - my significant other is from Baltimore!

Which explains why he has lived most of his life in Colorado. ;)

But seriously, he has also told me that it's a great show. As do most of the people I know who've seen it. And I get to see Bob and Tyrese again!

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So after tonight's episode, I'm thinking I might want to try watching The Wire (which, like Breaking Bad, I've never seen).

 

I just watched The Wire for the first time when it re-aired recently (no DVD or subscription type service).  I was prepared to hate it, and was dragged into a fascinating and captivating brand new world, much like Breaking Bad pulled me into yet another alternate universe.  I resisted because I hate people telling me what to watch, and refuse to join the party if I miss the first episodes (yes, I have issues), so I won't recommend them, lest I jinx your viewing pleasure, Disraeli Ears.

 

But I do want to talk to you in more forums, because your brilliant screen name always makes me smile, and I like your posts and perspective!    So if you decide to watch, I'll be just a little bit happy (no pressure!).  :-)

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This is really goofy and stupid because Tyreese is fictional but I was super bummed last night. Even if I don't love him and even think they were right everything happens the way it's supposed to happen...blah blah. Today I found out that a lady I do christmas cards for every year, she's super nice always has a family photo and I've seen her kids every year for the past 4 years, last year her dogs' eyeballs were glowing like they were space aliens and I fixed em digitally, this year I fixed her 15 year old son's acne. We just heard that he (15!!!) had a heart attack. He and his older brother both had a congenital heart defect, they went to fetch him for dinner and found him unconscious. They're lookin at taking him off machines today. And while I do not in any way believe that Bobbie christina deserves any less than any other human being, whether or not she had any drugs in her system, goodness knows she was handed a pile of crap outta that family but holy crap this is unfair. Tyreese had me thinking too much and now I have a real life person to apply it to. This funk is not good for me. 

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I'm glad to be up and running again too, jobwise I've just been in an agitated state for over a month because I'm having to share computers and it's less than ideal. I know it's not my fault but I feel like eyeballs are looking at me like I'm the weak member of the herd. I AINT NO REDSHIRT! 

 

I'll be happy when they go back to just slicing and dicing and don't make me think so much. Truthfully I wouldn't be good for much in the apocalypse it's a miracle I survive the regular world day to day. 

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I feel the same way about surviving the regular world. I'd last as long in an apocalypse as I had canned goods squirreled away and boards for my windows.  We're having yet another snow storm, and I feel like just getting to work and back on days like today should earn me a damned medal!   Also, I've been relegated to a tiny room that is not an office, which at first made me angry, but now makes me happy because none of the herd can find me to eyeball me anymore.  As long as I don't get put in the basement and stop getting paychecks, as in Office Space, I'll take my little cramped hole I suppose.  Other people--bah!

 

My annoying news is that my surgery has been postponed.  I was all geared up to get it over with this week, and now I have to have it hanging over my head for another month.  I guess I could use that extra time to get my apartment super sparkly clean so I don't lay there recuperating feeling bad because things aren't done.  Still, it's ticking me off.

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This kid is gonna make me cry like 50 times today. His family is donating a kidney to another kid in his school whose been on the list for years. I would suppose they'll donate other stuff but this is the only known recipient. 

 

BrokenRemote I'm so sad that you aren't getting your surgery on time because at this point the only thing that would cheer me up is poking you while you're high as a kite. 

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This kid is gonna make me cry like 50 times today. His family is donating a kidney to another kid in his school whose been on the list for years. I would suppose they'll donate other stuff but this is the only known recipient. 

 

BrokenRemote I'm so sad that you aren't getting your surgery on time because at this point the only thing that would cheer me up is poking you while you're high as a kite. 

Aww...I'll just get liquored up and post then!  :D

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That'll work, I feel like going home and getting liquored up. But then I'll be like "oh look, I've got a kidney I'm not using, here have it" and I'll try self donation. Or I'll run down the street in my skivvies handing out canned goods and all my worldly possessions. Shouting "I'm a smurf killer! I'm not worthy of these beans or this dvd of Ferris Bueller" waving the damn blue socks that left blue fluff all over my house.

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