S08 Love After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

“A little dash of robbery”

A soupcon. Une petite sprinkling.

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

she is annoying 

Always. She is always annoying. She's one who won't let him take a shit without being next to him, expecting him to say he loves her repeatedly.

[Ladystardust]

2 minutes ago, AR Traveler said:

I love this.  Now I'll have to catch up the whole season.

Haha - I meant to Savannah saying she "hates" him playfully 🤢

[OoogleEyes]

Six kids, three women, one idiot fiancé 

[Keywestclubkid]

6 kids ?? SIX kids .. girl stop this mess right now 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, AR Traveler said:

I love this.  Now I'll have to catch up the whole season.

You are in for a treat. Read the old live chat threads as you watch, it'll be like being here! 

[HorrrGoodnight]

I wouldn't like saying her name either.

[AR Traveler]

Did I hear six kids with three different mamas?  What in the hell do these women see in these guys?  Wonderful material for snark but really.

[Red Bridey]

This is NOT a conversation I would want to hear when I am trapped in a chair at the beauty salon.

[Eldemarge]

SIX KIDS.  He is for the streets.  He'll have 12 more and create more single moms and give no fucks!  Argh!

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Bravo did this about 10 years ago and called it The Couch. I don't think it lasted long.

They didn't have US. We would be a surefire hit. Because we are witty and hilarious.

[Keywestclubkid]

im different ... girl no you aint 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

6 kids ?? SIX kids .. girl stop this mess right now 

They're shooting for Justine and Michael's record. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

her forehead isnt glued down so when she talked her forehead moves under the wig and its killing me in this talking head 

The netting is much lighter than her skin tone too. FFS she's a hair stylist and that is her wig application. I hope she's cheap. 

[Gobi]

"He wasn't himself, mentally. He was confused and wound up in the wrong vagina. It's an easy mistake to make"

Edited March 22 by Gobi

[AR Traveler]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

SIX KIDS.  He is for the streets.  He'll have 12 more and create more single moms and give no fucks!  Argh!

Honestly, I think that's all he's giving.  

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

They're shooting for Justine and Michael's record. 

shhhhhh you can't say their name to much or they will appear .. 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

This is NOT a conversation I would want to hear when I am trapped in a chair at the beauty salon.

Oh, I would be so bad. I wouldn't be able to keep my mouth shut. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING??"

[JenE4]

Six kids with three baby mamas?!? I thought you were together since high school? Fool me once…there is no historical context to know what happens when you’ve been played the fool six times, but I guess we’re about to find out!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, AR Traveler said:

Did I hear six kids with three different mamas?  What in the hell do these women see in these guys?  Wonderful material for snark but really.

Welcome to the world of Love After Lockup. Wait until you see the brawls in the parking lot. 

[Red Bridey]

So are JK, Bonnie and Brooke the aforementioned throuple? I suggest JK just call whichever one he's currently romancing "Bee" so he doesn't mess up.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Six kids with three baby mamas?!? I thought you were together since high school? Fool me once…there is no historical context to know what happens when you’ve been played the fool six times, but I guess we’re about to find out!

it wasn't his fault it was those hoes who tricked him .. its never the dudes fault with these girl 

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

They didn't have US. We would be a surefire hit. Because we are witty and hilarious.

But, could we do it from our respective bedrooms?

[JenE4]

4 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

This is NOT a conversation I would want to hear when I am trapped in a chair at the beauty salon.

Are you kidding me?!? I’d add on extra treatments just to make sure I don’t miss the end of the story.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

This is NOT a conversation I would want to hear when I am trapped in a chair at the beauty salon.

I was just about to say this. "Inappropriate conversation at salon" needs to be a Bingo square, it happens so often. If I was sitting in the chair and my stylist and her friend were talking loudly over my head about friend's prison boyfriend, well I'd have a pretty strong opinion about that. 

[AR Traveler]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

But, could we do it from our respective bedrooms?

My cats would crash the show.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

im different ... girl no you aint 

It's actually kind of depressing, how not different she is. 

[Keywestclubkid]

oh daddy been working out ... go head daddy 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

The netting is much lighter than her skin tone too. FFS she's a hair stylist and that is her wig application. I hope she's cheap. 

Oh, she's cheap all right.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Welcome to the world of Love After Lockup. Wait until you see the brawls in the parking lot. 

Or pickle suits!!

[WaltersHair]

Oh no. We're back to an hour and half. I may have to bow out at 8 for a family thing.

[AR Traveler]

I cannot stop looking at Joey's head, which is too small for his body.  He looks like that cartoon where the head gets smaller and smaller.

Edited March 22 by AR Traveler

[kacesq]

Have we seen Quinine before? Or are all the fake eyelashes plastered down baby hair chicks just melding in my mind?

[Eldemarge]

Are we planning on moving out, Mr 48 year-old Joey?  

[Keywestclubkid]

no not because of Michel ...your son is responsible for himself .. don't put that on him 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

5 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Six kids, three women, one idiot fiancé 

We need  to fill in a few other numbers so we can sing this to the tune of 12 days of Christmas. 6 neglected children; 5 prison slippers; 4 spicy ramen; 3 baby mamas; 2 days 'til parole; and a fiancé with zero sense. 

5 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

This is NOT a conversation I would want to hear when I am trapped in a chair at the beauty salon.

You know she's texting a friend begging her to be on time to pick her up. Come in for braids. Get time with a fool in a bad wig waxing on about her prison beau.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, AR Traveler said:

My cats would crash the show.

That would be part of the fun!

[Gobi]

Michael's mom is going to put her foot up his butt. Probably won't be the first time.

[Eldemarge]

I KNEW that guy was cheating on Joey!!!!  Called it long ago.

[Keywestclubkid]

I haven't been completely honest ...oo you don't say .. 

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"He wasn't himself, mentally. He was confused and wound up in the wrong vagina. It's an easy mistake."

Could happen to anyone. Especially on this show.

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

But, could we do it from our respective bedrooms?

Or Sharp could fly us to a posh hotel, where we could sit around a fancy suite in plush, fluffy robes. And room service. I think this could work. 

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Or pickle suits!!

Shrimp Alfredo, Gucci pants, and the race against time to the halfway house. 

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, she's cheap all right.

She had to send $20k to her prison boo, people! Priorities 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Have we seen Quinine before? Or are all the fake eyelashes plastered down baby hair chicks just melding in my mind?

This is a new Q name. The Qs become confusing. I'm sure their parents thought the names would make them stand out. Now they're just another confusing Q name with bad hair, tight clothes, and lashes you could use to strain pasta. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

That would be part of the fun!

When houseguest was interviewing over Zoom for her current job, her cat crashed the interview. I swear that was what clinched it. At the staff meeting where she was introduced to the team, her boss said something about meeting her "and her cat"!

[Eldemarge]

I feel like the advertisers think we're all just really unwell people.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Michael's mom is going to put her foot up his butt. Probably won't be the first time.

Lot of good that's done her. She needs a wooden spoon. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I haven't been completely honest ...oo you don't say .. 

I am shocked. Shocked!!!!!

[Eldemarge]

Damondrick looks like a pissed-off Mickey Mouse in his prison photo.

[HorrrGoodnight]

Don't forget your mouseketool! 

[Ladystardust]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

When houseguest was interviewing over Zoom for her current job, her cat crashed the interview. I swear that was what clinched it. At the staff meeting where she was introduced to the team, her boss said something about meeting her "and her cat"!

We had a local news lady whose cats became local celebrities during COVID when they kept crashing her work-from-home live shows. People loved them!

[JenE4]

How are you going to get busy in the ditch outside the prison with GPaw there?