S08 Love After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

Honey, Julius has still never seen you. The pictures you sent him look nothing like you in the flesh.

And I mean flesh

[HorrrGoodnight]

Our first kiss is going to be in slow motion, and there will be birds chirping and fans blowing.

[Eldemarge]

I'm here!  Aaaaaah I'm so excited! 

[kacesq]

I love how these women hear from the men that they’re immoral users and they’re a ok with it.

[Keywestclubkid]

what the hell is this necklace she has on 

[Ladystardust]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

She has a Julius tattoo! So many bad decisions already!

Titty tat AND name of prison beau tat - is that two bingo squares in one??

[Pepper Mostly]

Her hair is tragic.

And when she speaks? She sounds like Glorietta. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

5 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

this make up ..... JESUS 

Request to makeup artist: I need to be shiny. I said shiny. Shinier! I should blind pilots with the reflection off of my face!

Edited March 22 by PrincessPurrsALot

[HorrrGoodnight]

Spoiler Alert:

[Eldemarge]

Dancing and showing my boobs can get me MONEY??  Tell me more.

[Keywestclubkid]

I really wanna watch whatever happened to baby Jane all the sudden 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, HorrrGoodnight said:

Our first kiss is going to be in slow motion, and there will be birds chirping and fans blowing.

And a heavenly choir will be singing joyfully in the background. 

"He's never asked me for anything, either". Of course not. But she's offered, nay, insisted on contributing to his account. "I WANT to". I'll bet you a pack of Jolly Ranchers.

Edited March 22 by Pepper Mostly

[JenE4]

Oh, no, another one with multiple girlfriends using women for money. Suuure you never sent him money…

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

what the hell is this necklace she has on 

I thought it was some kind of unspeakable skin condition.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I really wanna watch whatever happened to baby Jane all the sudden 

Dead-ee 💀👻

[kacesq]

I can’t believe June still has a tv show. Ugh.

[Ladystardust]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Dancing and showing my boobs can get me MONEY??  Tell me more.

Wait until you hear about the shrimp alfredo.

[Keywestclubkid]

oh the makeup on these women this season I dunno if im gonna be able to make it lol ....lord baby Jesus all asleep like an angle in a cradle hear my prayers 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

what the hell is this necklace she has on 

It's from the Forever 21 cheap plastic bead goth collection. 

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Titty tat AND name of prison beau tat - is that two bingo squares in one??

Drink!

[Red Bridey]

Loving all the snark! Two pages already!

[Eldemarge]

If I had a TLC show about me, it would be just me on the couch watching TLC shows.  That wouldn't be very dramatic.  BUT I'd be making a lot of crazy faces.

[HorrrGoodnight]

Jardiance, the remix

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Request to makeup artist: I need to be shiny. I said shiny. Shinier! I should blind pilots with the reflection off of my face!

There does come a time when one should put down the highlight brush. 

[OoogleEyes]

I wish big pharma would stop with these dancing musical commercials. Reading the precautions over dance music? Genius!

[WaltersHair]

When he finally meets her, it will be 1937 Snow White vs 2025 Snow White.

[kacesq]

Brody and Brantley, that tracks,

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I wish big pharma would stop with these dancing musical commercials. Reading the precautions over dance music? Genius!

Well, there's dancing and then there's LAL dancing, you know what I mean.

[JenE4]

This bucking bronco machine, lol. That’s how you know we’re in Texas, I guess.

[kacesq]

Oh she’s brining a felon into the lives of these poor kids? Of course she is.

[Gobi]

"I calmed down at 18 after my son was born." Jesus!

[HorrrGoodnight]

I hope she stops talking about her kids soon cause I hate the sound of their names 

[Keywestclubkid]

my bf in jail really can't wait to be a dad ... oh my god listen to yourself 

[Red Bridey]

Brody and Brantley?? BRANTLY? What kind of a god awful name is that! OMG, two baby daddies, no "fathers"...this chick needs to reevaluate her picker. She has bad bad BAD man sense. Who does the felon sound like?

[AR Traveler]

Late but present!  Yet more snarks.

[Eldemarge]

I need a daddy for my keeds, so I chose a tatted-up felon wit missing teef.

[OoogleEyes]

SOMEbody needs a trip to the dentist, pronto

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

oh the makeup on these women this season I dunno if im gonna be able to make it lol ....lord baby Jesus all asleep like an angle in a cradle hear my prayers 

Come on over here and sit down in this leather Chesterfield armchair. Here's a pillow. Breathe into this paper bag while I get you a stiff drink. You've got this. We're here with you. 

[Keywestclubkid]

ok whats with his upper teeth .... that can't be a grill ... whats going on 

[HorrrGoodnight]

Brooke shouldn't be surprised at any broken promises. His name is JK for Pete's sake.

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

This bucking bronco machine, lol. That’s how you know we’re in Texas, I guess.

Those bleachers. My parents lived outside Houston and every flea market was in a place like that.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

If I had a TLC show about me, it would be just me on the couch watching TLC shows.  That wouldn't be very dramatic.  BUT I'd be making a lot of crazy faces.

There should be a TLC show about all of us, watching TLC shows and snarking, with drinks and snacks. It would be far more entertaining than the Last Resort. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

SOMEbody needs a trip to the dentist, pronto

lol I was trying to nice .. but this was my thought .. 

[AR Traveler]

Hate to seem silly, but where are you watching this?

[Keywestclubkid]

when I turned 17 I started visiting the prison and we drifted apart  ... lol ROFL 

[Eldemarge]

Just now, AR Traveler said:

Hate to seem silly, but where are you watching this?

We TV is where I'm watching (YouTube Live).

[Gobi]

"We drifted apart after I went to prison." Comedy gold, Jerry!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I hate the concept that men and women can't be friends. They can. They really can. 

This is our first manufacturing xanax felon.  Ooh, fancy drugs!

[Red Bridey]

2 minutes ago, AR Traveler said:

Hate to seem silly, but where are you watching this?

Northern Vermont

This guy sounds like a previous felon but I can't put my finger on which one. Maybe Louis from Lakeland?

Edited March 22 by Red Bridey

[Ladystardust]

"When I was 17, I started coming to prison..." Like it's a local hangout or something he just pops in and out of. Jesus.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

"When I was 17, I started coming to prison..." Like it's a local hangout or something he just pops in and out of. Jesus.

its like a day camp lol