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[sainte-chapelle]

He looks like a Temu Stephen Baldwin

[judylo]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

My husband does this all the time with our son's friends. He references some TV show or something that was part of the popular culture before they were born and stuff like that. I keep saying "THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT". 

BUT THEY SHOULD! My sister told me that we are invisible to the youngs. Blech!

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jeniffffffer is on the new 90 Dating Extravaganza? What happened to her fabulous relationship with Jesse? Is she working on herself?

Jesse had a baby with someone else 😂 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Matt: This may not be healthy.

Me: Ya think?

[Suzywriter]

What the heck is throuple dude's accent.

[MagicEyes]

Shekinah--now with extra boob windows! 

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jeniffffffer is on the new 90 Dating Extravaganza? What happened to her fabulous relationship with Jesse? Is she working on herself?

Jesse moved on and is a fodder. I think it’s a riot that Jeniffer and “Teem” will be reunited. 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

So…Hunt for Love? We in or nah?

As you know, my standards are heading for the center of the earth, but even I can't face it. I did Last Resort this time around and I can feel my will to live leaving me. 

[Bees52]

Well, that's the risk you take when you add others to your marriage Matt... 🤷‍♀️

[Gobi]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

What the heck is throuple dude's accent.

Douche canoe?

[MagicEyes]

2 minutes ago, judylo said:

BUT THEY SHOULD! My sister told me that we are invisible to the youngs. Blech!

I worry sometimes that I'm using words that young people don't understand. it's hard being old!

[magemaud]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

What the heck is throuple dude's accent.

Why does he sometimes pronounce his wife’s name “Ah-MAH-ni” and others “Ah-MEE-ni”?

[Eldemarge]

My god, they ALL have the same voice!!! Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

As you know, my standards are heading for the center of the earth, but even I can't face it. I did Last Resort this time around and I can feel my will to live leaving me. 

Me too, @Pepper Mostly. I’m trying to salvage my last little bit of self-respect.

[MagicEyes]

Did Sarper buy his shirt from a roadside stand on July 4th? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Do they all visit the same plastic surgeon?

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

BUT THEY SHOULD! My sister told me that we are invisible to the youngs. Blech!

Heck, I know who George Burns, Gracie Allen, Jackie Gleason, Imogene Coca, Stiller & Meara, Dick Cavett, Bette Davis, ect ect are. It seems it's fashionable to *not* know anything pre-2010.

[MagicEyes]

Who is this guy at the table with the 70s costume? 

[HorrrGoodnight]

I AM BOREDDDDTTTT

[kacesq]

God, the voices on these Kardashians wannabes. My poor ears. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Heck, I know who George Burns, Gracie Allen, Jackie Gleason, Imogene Coca, Stiller & Meara, Dick Cavett, Bette Davis, ect ect are. It seems it's fashionable to *not* know anything pre-2010.

You mean like writing a check?

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Do they all visit the same plastic surgeon?

Group discount

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Did Sarper buy his shirt from a roadside stand on July 4th? 

He bought it at the same place where that guy bought his sunglasses 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Who is this guy at the table with the 70s costume? 

Bargain basement Martin Mull.

[MagicEyes]

Their family reunions are probably a little bit more civilized than the Potthasts'. More sneering, less brawling. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

You mean like writing a check?

In cursive, no less.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, judylo said:

BUT THEY SHOULD! My sister told me that we are invisible to the youngs. Blech!

My goodness, I am so not invisible to the youngs. By virtue of being my son's mother I am a minor celebrity, loved and feared in equal measure. And I keep up. One time I was at a social event with several youngs and one of them asked me if I was "familiar with the concept of shipping" and I laughed and laughed. Honey, I am not exactly in the home for Old Out of Touch Geezers.  

[magemaud]

Is anyone surprised that sisters Mariah and Zionah are tattoo artists? 
Speaking of tattoos, didn’t Shek claim at the Tell All that she was going to have Sarper’s name tattooed on her neck?  

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

You mean like writing a check?

Ok, I haven't had checks since 2008, but yes. I know what a check is! These mudheads don't.

Edited April 28 by Suzywriter

[HorrrGoodnight]

Yay, commercials! Finally some entertainment.

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Who is this guy at the table with the 70s costume? 

Shariyah’s husband 

[sainte-chapelle]

Of course he sounds rehearsed you idiot…English is his second language he needs to be deliberate and certain about what he is saying

[MagicEyes]

The funny thing about young people is, they completely don't realize that old people were once young people. We've been there, done that, and gave the t-shirt away to Goodwill years ago. 

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Their family reunions are probably a little bit more civilized than the Potthasts'. More sneering, less brawling. 

More vocal fry, tattoos and turquoise 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

My goodness, I am so not invisible to the youngs. By virtue of being my son's mother I am a minor celebrity, loved and feared in equal measure. And I keep up. One time I was at a social event with several youngs and one of them asked me if I was "familiar with the concept of shipping" and I laughed and laughed. Honey, I am not exactly in the home for Old Out of Touch Geezers.  

Shipping?? 

Have they heard of the Pony Express and steamship freight? That's how we ordered our hoop skirts.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I worry sometimes that I'm using words that young people don't understand. it's hard being old!

I tell hilarious stories of my wild youth in the seventies, when you could smoke in bars and you could get a diaphragm for birth control. 

6 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Do they all visit the same plastic surgeon?

Volume discount.

[MagicEyes]

One of the advantages of being an old person is that we remember how things were done pre-smartphone, and we can function without them. What do young people do when they don't have GPS? Do they even learn how to read maps? Where can you even get maps now?

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

The funny thing about young people is, they completely don't realize that old people were once young people. We've been there, done that, and gave the t-shirt away to Goodwill years ago. 

Where some reseller bought it, listed it and sold it to a Gen Z for $657.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Shipping?? 

Have they heard of the Pony Express and steamship freight? That's how we ordered our hoop skirts.

When my son was a kid I used to joke that when I was a kid the TVs ran on steam. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

One of the advantages of being an old person is that we remember how things were done pre-smartphone, and we can function without them. What do young people do when they don't have GPS? Do they even learn how to read maps? Where can you even get maps now?

You can buy them online...with shipping!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m still watching Foyle’s War on Acorn. I keep wondering why all the perps cop to the murder instead going to court and pleading not guilty.

[Gobi]

Tomorrow - Episode 36 of the Last Resort Tell All.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The chickens are going on strike for better chicken feed.

[HorrrGoodnight]

The shower thing again? Maybe you're just a dusty bitch, ever think of that?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Another shower????? Mother Greg keeps a flow (heh) chart.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

One of the advantages of being an old person is that we remember how things were done pre-smartphone, and we can function without them. What do young people do when they don't have GPS? Do they even learn how to read maps? Where can you even get maps now?

My nieces mind was blown when I told her I travelled with y family  without a cell phone and used a printed map. Yes, we did get lost but sometimes getting lost is part of the fun.

[judylo]

Older people were never invisible to me when I was a young! And I was always interested in history. The 1920s have fascinated me since I was really young. (I probably lived then.)

[Pepper Mostly]

8 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Heck, I know who George Burns, Gracie Allen, Jackie Gleason, Imogene Coca, Stiller & Meara, Dick Cavett, Bette Davis, ect ect are. It seems it's fashionable to *not* know anything pre-2010.

But when we were kids they were still part of the popular culture. You saw them on Hollywood Palace or Ed Sullivan, or even The Jackie Gleason show. There were only three channels on TV so we saw all the old movies on Boston Movie time or equivalent after school. 

[kacesq]

Or…stay with me here…you go to the courthouse and get married there! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

When my son was a kid I used to joke that when I was a kid the TVs ran on steam. 

I tell mine that I was my parents’ remote control.