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[Auntie Anxiety]

Take Exit 1 off of Route 3, Mark. Plenty of places to shop. Oops, looks like he chose to stop in Amherst, NH route 101.

[Bees52]

That cashier is like, what's a lamb and why would you think we stock it HERE?

[MagicEyes]

He doesn't have a high chair? What a doofus.

[AR Traveler]

Coming in a little late, but hello again!

Mr. Traveler and I are exploring parks around us for our walks, which we both love.  We found one today that is still a little bare but will be beautiful when the flowers come out.  

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I hate this idiot. 

Apply as needed.

[Pepper Mostly]

I remember watching a Jacques Pepin cooking show and he was talking about how difficult it was to shop when he first came to the US. "I asked the man 'where are ze mushroom?' and he point me to the center of the store-canned mushroom! No fresh mushroom!"

Come on, Mark. There must be a Market Basket near you! They have EVERYTHING

[OoogleEyes]

Come ON. This is so stupid. First, a convenience store and now a no baby furniture store

[magemaud]

8 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Paris has so many fresh markets. I was there for a month and I couldn’t walk a block without finding fresh produce, bakeries, outdoor farmers markets etc. She doesn’t t want to eat cream of mushroom soup.

Yes, and the well-known trope of everyone carrying a string bag with a fresh baguette sticking out of it 

[sainte-chapelle]

Jesus take the wheel he knew they were coming and didn’t buy a high chair?!?>

[Red Bridey]

You are going to a craft furniture store for a high chair? Mark, you, or the TLC production team, are completely delusional. Oh, we are in rural New Hampshire, we don't know where to buy baby furniture! Nobody there has babies!

[Auntie Anxiety]

6 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

That bacon looks completely uncooked. What's burning? 

Raw bacon was good enough for Devon’s(?) in-laws.

[Bees52]

Lord, this crappy faux rap music they have for Greg from New York.

[magemaud]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

You are going to a craft furniture store for a high chair? Mark, you, or the TLC production team, are completely delusional. Oh, we are in rural New Hampshire, we don't know where to buy baby furniture! Nobody there has babies!

And nobody there has Amazon Prime! 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

They could also discuss moving to another country for a bit to see if his family can visit or even immigrate there since he misses them and loves them. I think Avery did something similar with Omar but I don’t think Stevi will ever want to live somewhere else, even temporarily.

Avery had it right. She might have been only a kid but she knew what was what. She always said "It doesn't matter where we go as long as we're together". Somehow I do not think that Stevi will say the same.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, AR Traveler said:

Coming in a little late, but hello again!

Mr. Traveler and I are exploring parks around us for our walks, which we both love.  We found one today that is still a little bare but will be beautiful when the flowers come out.  

Ohhh I love Park walks but it has been way too cold here for that

[Gobi]

He looks like Harvey Weinstein.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Lord, this crappy faux rap music they have for Greg from New York.

It's saved in the "Music Stereotypes--New York" folder. 

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

You are going to a craft furniture store for a high chair? Mark, you, or the TLC production team, are completely delusional. Oh, we are in rural New Hampshire, we don't know where to buy baby furniture! Nobody there has babies!

There is probably a Super Walmart right down the road

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Raw bacon was good enough for Devon’s(?) in-laws.

Why they had clean anal

[MagicEyes]

Just now, For Cereals said:

Why they had clean anal

I hope this is a typo! 🤣

[judylo]

8 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Still waiting for my chimney to be unblocked so the replacement pellet stove can be installed. The chimney guy had a vehicle accident so he's down a truck. I'm ready to scream.

So, basically, we are all tired, cold, frustrated, not feeling great, maybe sad, maybe really scared, and looking forward to icky medical stuff.

Bon courage to all of us.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Joan, you ain’t seen nothing yet. And Gregory can stick around all day and be with you because he doesn’t have a job! How fun!

[sainte-chapelle]

This girl already regrets her decision 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

You are going to a craft furniture store for a high chair? Mark, you, or the TLC production team, are completely delusional. Oh, we are in rural New Hampshire, we don't know where to buy baby furniture! Nobody there has babies!

He is not even in rural NH! Isn't he in Nashua or Derry or Seabrook or some other border town? Dominated by strip malls and places where people from Massachusetts can buy booze, cigarettes and fireworks.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

This girl already regrets her decision 

She'll feel better when she has some fresh-baked bread and good salty butter!

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Why they had clean anal

Nope.  Jihoon said they had clean anal because they use a bidet, but the raw bacon probably helped clean things on the inside…🤣

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

He doesn't have a high chair? What a doofus.

Or diapers!

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, judylo said:

So, basically, we are all tired, cold, frustrated, not feeling great, maybe sad, maybe really scared, and looking forward to icky medical stuff.

Bon courage to all of us.

Yes, and that’s just the half of it. But we’ll take it one day at a time and hope for the best. 

[AR Traveler]

Sigh. Episode 2(?) and the flames of loathing are rising high already.

Mahdi is close to a favorite but he's going to regret this move.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

You are going to a craft furniture store for a high chair? Mark, you, or the TLC production team, are completely delusional. Oh, we are in rural New Hampshire, we don't know where to buy baby furniture! Nobody there has babies!

"And if they do, why, they just tie the baby to a kitchen chair (hand crafted by their grandpa and still in daily use in the family log cabin). 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Or diapers!

My guess is he was busy piloting and just had his first wife do all the home stuff for him. I bet he never changed a diaper in his life.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He is not even in rural NH! Isn't he in Nashua or Derry or Seabrook or some other border town? Dominated by strip malls and places where people from Massachusetts can buy booze, cigarettes and fireworks.

He could have ordered supplies online well in advance.

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He is not even in rural NH! Isn't he in Nashua or Derry or Seabrook or some other border town? Dominated by strip malls and places where people from Massachusetts can buy booze, cigarettes and fireworks.

I’m Exhibit A.

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, magemaud said:

And nobody there has Amazon Prime! 

The Prime delivery trucks can't make it over the treacherous passes of the rugged White Mountains.

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, judylo said:

So, basically, we are all tired, cold, frustrated, not feeling great, maybe sad, maybe really scared, and looking forward to icky medical stuff.

Bon courage to all of us.

You summed it up perfectly!

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Or diapers!

They'll probably just throw the kid a steak or something 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mahdi, wait until your first fast food experience! You’re going to be in heaven.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

The Prime delivery trucks can't make it over the treacherous passes of the rugged White Mountains.

So have it delivered to the Bahston airport and go pick it up in your showy Little Tikes plane

[Gobi]

The living statue reminds me of "Hot Fuzz".

[Red Bridey]

Where is the line at Cafe Du Monde? When I was in Naw'lins in November, not prime vacation season, the lineup was down the block!

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

My guess is he was busy piloting and just had his first wife do all the home stuff for him. I bet he never changed a diaper in his life.

That's what I was thinking. His first wife did all of the child raising. Did he even get any toys or books for the baby? 

[Pepper Mostly]

7 minutes ago, judylo said:

So, basically, we are all tired, cold, frustrated, not feeling great, maybe sad, maybe really scared, and looking forward to icky medical stuff.

Bon courage to all of us.

It HAS been a bit of a week. Hang in there. Sending hugs to everyone. 

[Bees52]

5 minutes ago, judylo said:

So, basically, we are all tired, cold, frustrated, not feeling great, maybe sad, maybe really scared, and looking forward to icky medical stuff.

Bon courage to all of us.

Also, this episode has us craving carbs. They had to show beignes.

[sainte-chapelle]

Jesus she is 11 years older. He likely won’t be ready for babies and by the time he is she will be to old.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Also, this episode has us craving carbs. They had to show beignes.

I need a drooling smilie. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mahdi, you’re in New Orleans. The entire country isn’t like that.

[Gobi]

Wait till he hits the strip clubs with Jovi! Shrimp Alfredo is calling his name!

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m Exhibit A.

When houseguest and I are running for the border for cheap cigarettes we pass the exit for your town and I wave at you!

[For Cereals]

Just now, Gobi said:

Wait till he hits the strip clubs with Jovi! Shrimp Alfredo is calling his name!

But there’s no sex in the champagne room…no sex in the champagne room…absolutely positively no sex in the champagne room…

[MagicEyes]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

They'll probably just throw the kid a steak or something 

That would make this show a lot more interesting!