Season 13 Live Chat

[Hellga]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

His blood pressure is 134? How can that be?

He is 32 and has escaped from any stress (into addiction) and he is bedbound (so heart has less pumping against gravity to do).  And probably has good genes.  Unless he loses weight, he might not live long enough to develop measurable hypertension...  now his lipids gotta be out of whack, and blood sugar could go either way here. 

[HorrrGoodnight]

He's looking worse for the wear 

[mk828]

5 minutes ago, HorrrGoodnight said:

He looks bigger!

He really does!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gary splayed all over the bed. Not a pretty picture.

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t think that McDonalds pop is on the diet

[ams1001]

Less starches? Dude, you're not supposed to be eating carbs at all!

[HorrrGoodnight]

Changing them around like eating strawberry cupcakes instead of vanilla.

[mk828]

His.. underwear.. I guess.. Looks like they on hanging on for dear life with how much he is stretching them out!

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, he can sit on the edge of his bed! He has taken some steps! What a fucking hero. 

DUDE YOU SHOULD NOT BE EATING ANY STARCHES! OR ANY RICE! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

[Chicklet]

And he still doesn't look any smaller.  Probably that plant-based cake.

[lemoncake]

Oh my  God he's such a dumb butt. Did he not read the diet? There's almost no carbs 

[Hellga]

Just now, HorrrGoodnight said:

Changing them around like eating strawberry cupcakes instead of vanilla.

If they have real strawberries on them, they count as fruit!

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, HorrrGoodnight said:

Changing them around like eating strawberry cupcakes instead of vanilla.

Hey strawberry is a fruit

[aliya]

"Less rice."  No, my dude. 'No rice' is what you want to tell Dr Now.  "Less rice" is not on de diet.

[sainte-chapelle]

Neighbour is a nice lady to do that

[lemoncake]

That is the widest walker I've ever seen

[Red Bridey]

Yeah, he's not getting out of bed. He's lying lying lying about everything.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, HorrrGoodnight said:

Changing them around like eating strawberry cupcakes instead of vanilla.

Well, strawberries are fruit, aren't they? Fruit is healthy! Geez

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like he got a new t-shirt for the occasion. Maybe he thinks that white is slimming.

[ams1001]

"I took like four baby steps."
 

"Sure..."

"I'm just now getting really serious."
 

Now? What month are we on?

[Hellga]

Four baby steps???  As in real baby sized steps, because he did not move in space at all. 

[lemoncake]

Dude! What the hell else are you doing all day that you procrastinate??

[ams1001]

"I've been BS-ing for the last six months."

Well, at least he admits it, I guess...

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, lemoncake said:

That is the widest walker I've ever seen

Industrial strength. 

Jesus, he's been getting PT for months at this point, and all he can do is haul his bulk to the edge of his bed? 

He's fighting his procrastination, y'all. He's thinking about it really really hard. 

[sainte-chapelle]

´That’s all huh ‘ I am screaming 😂 

[Roxie]

Late to say this, but Carrie the PT was an angel.

 

[magemaud]

“I can stand and take a few steps. One…two……two and a half…”

[Chicklet]

He's been bs'ing for 8 whole months. Dude just give up.

[MagicEyes]

It's nice of Dr. Now to give him an extension. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Neighbour is a nice lady to do that

She wanted to be on TV

[Hellga]

Took him 8 months to start to get serious about thinking about maybe losing weight.  OK, George.  so far the measurable progress is that he is able to sit on the edge of the bed. That's not even a walk around the living room!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gary has had an epiphany. For ten minutes until the Uber Eats guy arrives.

[ams1001]

Aaannnd.... right back to bed.

[mk828]

I always think back to that one girl from a few seasons back who died from heart failure. She was trying so hard and unfortunately didn't make it. Yet this lazy tub of lard is getting worse and isn't taking advantage of this opportunity.  

[ams1001]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She wanted to be on TV

You'd think she'd pick a more flattering shirt.

[lemoncake]

Dr Now is like that teacher who keeps granting extensions hoping the kids who don't do anything will actually turn in all their work 

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, lemoncake said:

That is the widest walker I've ever seen

It’s a double wide 

[OoogleEyes]

"He seemed pretty impressed!"

Child......

[Hellga]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He's fighting his procrastination, y'all. He's thinking about it really really hard. 

He is fighting his darndest.  Not his fault procrastination is winning!!!  It's a daunting opponent!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

How does this feeb think he's going to go to Houston? He can't even get out of bed!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She wanted to be on TV

Not to mention the $50 in her pocket.

[HorrrGoodnight]

771

[Hellga]

1 minute ago, mk828 said:

I always think back to that one girl from a few seasons back who died from heart failure. She was trying so hard and unfortunately didn't make it. Yet this lazy tub of lard is getting worse and isn't taking advantage of this opportunity.  

I remember her.  Stayed with her brother in Houston, and just started or was about to start college?  

[Red Bridey]

Dr. Now was most decidedly NOT impressed with Gary's progress. It is awe-inspiring how mistaken he is about what just happened

[ams1001]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

How does this feeb think he's going to go to Houston? He can't even get out of bed!

Is the medical transport going to drive him there? (Google says it's a 28 hour drive.)

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Aaannnd.... right back to bed.

Poor guy's exhausted. He's been working so hard. 

[Hellga]

I am going to call it 753 and he is going to be super stoked about losing over 10 whopping pounds.

[Chicklet]

I feel sorry for the transport guys, sheesh.

[Auntie Anxiety]

727. Like the jumbo jet.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, ams1001 said:

Is the medical transport going to drive him there? (Google says it's a 28 hour drive.)

He's going to a local clinic to get weighed.